League of Legends General /lolg/

>tfw your main became one of the most picked champs in the game so it's almost immpossible to get s or s+

but user, he lost and hes literally silver 4 with a negative MF winrate

who's your main?

i want illaoi to devour my dick with her voidpussy

You are a gold/plat elo level player playing against silver/bronze elo shitters.

You feel good about that?, pathetic.

What's the correlation between having a high pick-rate and getting s/s+?

Which champion would make the best mistress for foot cleaning and futa cock worshiping?

I need to know for my art blog

Sorry I mistook your consecutive arts posting for examples of good arts babe. Will make an image's of all the Vaynes I have today just for you ::3

Also whoever chopped a beautiful image in half to fulfill their silly waifu fantasies, fuck you

It compares you against other people who are playing that champ.

Its not hard to look me up

Im a silver player that duoed to gold last season

Im not good

Illaoi

I though he was being sarcastic.

How can anybody suck so much having that much of a gold and exp lead over the opposing team? Makes sense he is silver then.

Can you first pick Maokai top blindly and be safe today? I like tanks and don't want to learn chrononigger.

>posting the bad version again

Love it when other silvers pretend they have game knowledge and add no relevant input

>be sona
>come out of the bushes to poke
>do sick nasty damage
>die instantly to counter poke
sona is a meme

The last champion you played is now manaless.
However, if he is manaless, he or she has mana now.

HOW FUCKED/BROKEN IS YOUR CHAMPION NOW

Really? I didn't know it worked like this. Thanks.

Korea also still plays on 6.10?

yes.
You can flex pick into the jungle as well

Which League girl is the most likely to wear very ornate and sexy underwear? My vote is on Evelynn.

I want to socialize with Lux

Manaless Kassadin is balanced.

You can't carry from bot unless you have good right click dmg and ways to peel/kite/sustain.

Mf has none of these and is effectively an ult bot.

Cait/Lucian can carry. Vayne can carry if you're significantly better than what you're up against. Ashe kinda.

But bot lane definitely impacts the game.

>HOW FUCKED/BROKEN IS YOUR CHAMPION NOW
>manaless Vel koz
UNLIMITED MELTS!!!

...

evelynn is already wearing underwear so good job i guess. anyway, the answer is leblanc

>promoted
>win 1 game
>lose 2
>demoted
This isn't the first time this has happened. Is this normal? Seems like the only way to climb is to just have a nonending winstreak

2 pretties are superior than one pretty.
Especially if the two pretties are about to do pretty things together
Fucking waifufags

No.
You are giving Irelia a free lane and she is insanely good this patch.

MF has like a 55% wr in diamond bub, she definitely can carry you just need good ult and to abuse the fact you spike really early

Ayy almost half way to level 5, learning a little more about Jhin everygame

>when the enemy team rotates so much you're left completely confused
>tfw it's also working

your mmr is shite

He was specifically posting a game where he got fed and farmed well and still lost.

I'm talking about "carry" being 1v5 games or 1v9 games. Not diamond v diamond with good players on both teams.

Yes mf has a good winrate. Now shut up.

What's that? Is it from dodging or playing normals?

What's the most cancerous top 3 champions you can have?

What's the prerequisite to getting a free win from riot in your Bo3/5?

Shaco skill order? E or Q max?

the trick is to lose on purpose on the first 5 games after getting promoted (you can't get demoted after being promoted if you don't win atleast one match). then according to quantum mechanics, your chances of getting a small winning streak will be higher.

MF has an extremely good winrate in every single elo though

hey cool I was third most damage too

Vayne, the Ranged Nasus
Maokai, the Tanky Better Nasus
Irelia, the Cancer with Trinity Nasus

e max

Always max shiv first unless you're doing support memes, then max your hamburger box

>promos again to plat 2
>shaco, teemo support
just another day in league of legends

>manaless wukong

Gee fucking gee

Lose streaks fucks it up that's all I know.

How much LP do you make each game you W/L?

Also I had this too I used to get +26 and -14 a game got demoted one time and I started getting +18 and -16

repeatably getting to the same promo
>get to your promo to gold 5
>3 times
>"unlucky m8, take one on the house" - riot

>play top
>pick shitty pick like pantheon or tahm
>BTFO of enemy top while constantly ganking
>enemy team starts flaming you
is there a better feel than this?

I'm specifically talking about the capability to 1v5 or 1v9 which is what the person I replied to is talking about.

Jesus fucking Christ your reading comprehension doe.

How good is Vel Koz and can he carry.
He is by far my best champ but he's so easily countered I never pick him.

What about the nasus nasus?

/psycho/ is my favourite r9k meme

What champ(s) do you fear and/or hate to lane against?

>Darius
My main problem with him is that you can't just stay there, face him one on one without giving him a high chance to fully stack his passive.
I should be able to dodge or the very least not let him heal with his Q easily but it can be tricky for me sometimes for some reason.

>Yasuo
If I pick champs like Poppy, I have no problems facing this bastard. However, if I pick champs like Sion, I'm gonna have some problems with this (which hopefully lasts only during early game with the help of cinder and/or thornmail) mainly because I find it hard to deal decent amount of damage to him because of his shield and he moves so fast, in and out because of his E.

I actually got 2 free wins from riot in my promos to G4 and G3.

Last season I got plat, but then got demoted because of inactivity. I don't even have a plat border, damn.

>tfw got counterganked 5 times in a row
>by a zac
Oh my butt.

diamonds also know how to get carried and dont go 1/10 and build more damage

>play eve
>constantly pick off their top laner
>camped him all game
>he types "lol" "XD" etc in chat every time

I could feel the rage

Season 6 Nasus Nasus is worse than Season 2 Nasus Nasus and Riot literally admitted they made him deliberately shit in Season 2.

But MF's winrate betrays a huge impact in the game.

If these characters could truly 1v5 and 1v9 so easily they would have bigger winrates since they would both win the "my entire team is shit" games and the "my team is doing well games".

Yet they don't.
Moral of the story: Pick MF, she's OP.

>currently 4/1 as Swain
>second blue buff has spawned
>ping 0/3 Lee Sin to let me have it
>Lee Sin: I need these blues if you want me to carry

How the hell did you guys manage to get baited by a tumblrina for an entire thread? Their entire complaint about all the women looking like sluts was based on skins, and skins are irrelevant to a character and their design.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

>only 3rd

well you're in luck, you get free games all the way to plat 5, you'll make it.

Pick Jax and all your problems will fade.

But what about 1000 stacks Nasus Nasus

>twitch
0 fucking clue what to do if he is fed
>vlad/swain/cho/etc
>ME BUILD TANKY ME DO SHIT TON OF DMG ME BE ANNOYING AS FUCK

Thanks bro.

post your elo

>But what about 1000 stacks Nasus Nasus

You mean Only-Seen-In-Silver-Nasus? Haven't seen him since I was last in Silver in 2014.

Unranked :^)

C-come on bro, we where on the back foot for most of the game

ALRIGHT /LOLG/

CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY VLADIMIR IS SO FUCKING OP RIGHT NOW? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK RIOT GAMES IS DOING.

MALZAHAR IS ANOTHER BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT. CAN'T RIOT MAKE GOOD REMAKES? WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING OP IN THIS GODDAMN GAME?

is it wrong of me to go afk if my team ignores me

If i solo kill the adc and then ping a billion times and say 5v4 and they dont fight theres just no point playing

I dont need the lp that bad, fuck those noobs

>tell myself I'm going to practise my marksmen pool
>end up picking trigger nigger every game

he's just so fun boys

>riot will never create a cute female champ with a similar kit to lucian
>instead they make overcomplicated tumblr sjw panding trash like illaoi and tali

it's not rocket fucking science, riot. you make a cute girl. you give her some cute skins. you give her a generic kit. boom. she'll be popular, and many skins will be bought. jesus how hard can it be for them to realize this.

They overcompensated for removal of spell vamp by making his q hit like a freight train.

#shotsfired

>the boosted kid

it all makes sense now

thats why you haven't said anything relevant except mf op

>laning against zyra + cait
It's hard to think of worse league expirience

You sound like my 2/9 jungler I had last night that fed the fuck out of every lane then told us we were all shitty noobs. Bet you're a vlast to play with

facing vayne or kayle top

Manaless Akali
Nothing has changed

You wanted new shit in the midlane and other shit nerfed

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED

YOU WANTED THIS

He did pick mf. He got 13 kills and 255 farm and lost. He complained "bot has no impact" when he meant "mf can't carry"

Win rates don't have anything to do with the subject matter and you're giving me an aneurysm. Trynd is the best 1v9 character in the game but go look at his winrate.

To reiterate. Mf is good. Mf can't hardcarry if your team is trying to lose.

>the item tax known as CDR is STILL in the game

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! LET MY PEOPLE AND BIG ULTIMATE CHAMPS GO

fuck off rengar

> kayle
She's at your complete mercy pre 6, just kill her repeatedly before then.

>negative winrate both in rankeds and lcs
>op
Just learn to counterplay him.

I wish I had enough money to pay for a boost lel. Maybe that way I wouldn't have had to sell half my CSGO inventory to have fucking food to eat.

I guess the fact I'm around 400 wins over losses in normals and play mostly against high plats/low diamonds there is lost on you as well?