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Bastions point-and-click adventure edition

>Official Stuff
us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
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>The Oversheet
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>/owg/ ID List
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>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/416mmBkq (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com

>porn archive
docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Discord

>Official Stuff
us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/416mmBkq (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com

>porn archive
docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

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first for Reaper da bess

Hey guys I need some help counter bastion

any tips to help me become a better genji?

much appreciated

mmm delicious

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[OP WAS REMOVED FROM THE GAME FOR INACTIVITY]

Zarya thread

Only 200 coins until I can buy her a skin

A deal's a deal, luv!

look at people you want to reflect at
you can reflect anything in your vision and deflect it to where you point

Normal mercy or devil outfit?

To be honest, I'm getting a bit tired of this game.

It's always the same shit now and the initial wonder and fun is gun already. Now you're just frustrated when you see yet another attack team with two snipers and a bastion or when no one but you wants to tank or support.

I don't know man.

Blueberry

Do Junkrat and Roadhog actually like each other?

don't just hit E as soon as you see him. Use your M1 then immediately use it. If he survives his own barrage then try to hit him with another M1 or if you are close enough use your shift and go through him to finish him off.

normal

Game needs more skins.

Put the discord in the OP.

discord.gg/013ppKfgfODbUQRIl

Us friendless fags need people to play with because the pub community is utter garbage.

QUICK

Post what you thought when you first saw a hero, and what you think of them now!

also fucking mccree and fucking widowmaker

Valkyrie.

>mfw the forced 50/50 hits you like a fucking truck
It's alright, I LOVE getting in on a DEFEAT screen two times in a fucking row. Thank you Blizzard

imp

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One more for the collection.

>pick widow because it's koth so fuck it
>teammate changes to hanzo
>team won't stop complaining
>fiiiiiiiiine
>pick husbando
>win two rounds without letting them cap it once
>gold medal on damage done

you have one guess

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>Repeatedly headshotting Faghog
>He just eats and fullheals, while being headshot over and over again

Nerf that shit, holy fuck. At the very least, make the heal stop if he gets hurt.

why do you keep posting this?

That and there are way too few tanks and healers.

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WHO

CONFIRMED UPCOMING CHANGES

>RANKED MODE THIS MONTH
>MCCREE NERF THIS MONTH
>D.VA BEING LOOKED AT FOR A BUFF
>WIDOWMAKER BEING LOOKED AT FOR A NERF
>ALLIED REAPER PARTICLE EFFECTS CHANGED TO BLUE TO PREVENT PANIC
>SOMBRA 100% CONFIRMED BY NAME AND WILL BE SEEN "IN THE SUMMER"

>i'll never ever be this pathetic and autistic

At least there's that

what game is tihs?

Best girl

Amber is the patrician Mercy skin.

Her default design is perfect and iconic, the legendaries look half-baked crap in comparison. Amber is the best alternate colour scheme for the default skin, and thus the GOAT.

That doesn't work on Veeky Forums.

So perfect.
>nice ass
>unbeatable area denial
>mines salts all day

Hitman absolution

The one that's not really a Hitman game and more of a mass murder simulator

>Have 1000k coins
>Afraid to spend them incase new hats soon

>being looked at

Knowing Blizz it'll take until August for a Widowmaker nerf to come.

Fuck this game.

hitman absolution

Hitman Absolution.

Hotman Jones starring Agint 57

sleep tight reaper

Reminder that getting put into a nearly instant defeat doesn't count against you and forced 50 memers like are idiots

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When are we getting more maps?
When are we getting more game types?
When are we getting non-random pub matches?
When are we getting the balance update?

Genji

Thought he was some edgy generic robot guy.

I love him now. He turned out to be a laid back, cool guy who is extremely rewarding to play when everything goes right.

So were not getting a new hero for a while?

And to top it all off Sombra is another sniper character

tfw no good junkrat skins

>ALLIED REAPER PARTICLE EFFECTS CHANGED TO BLUE TO PREVENT PANIC

Good this was honestly a tad confusing

Didn't realise Bastion's head remains so visible in turret mode
Can it be sniped for a one-shot?

>lose 6 games in a row today
>completely unwinnable
>headless chicken team mates, don't care about objective

I'm sure this is just coincidence

Soon™

>weekly brawl
>other team has 2 healers

The only time where this game really makes me mad.

nth for torbjorn mains are bad at the game and worse than any genji or hanzo main

only from the back

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Putting you with teammates of equal skill

Aftera fair amount of time with the game, I have to say: Its awesome. Love it. Blizz did an overall good job. Solid game.

BUT

There are a few glaring issues that need to be worked on, once they are, game will get even better:

1. Server tick rate or latency or whatever their excuse is, needs work. Too often you die despite being round corners or using your escape ability or what have you. Nothing feels worse than using your ult as tracer as you die, thinking "Hey at least I took someone with me"

But then you see apparently in the kill cam you never even used your ult before you died

2. Hanzo arrow hitboxes. They're full retard. Buff the damage if they're that hard to hit with a proper hit box.

3. D.va needs buffing. Two lives doesnt mean shit when she dies instantly after ejecting.

4. McCree needs serious balancing. Widow too but less so

5. There is no good reason for Zenyatta to have 150 hp total. Even within the logic of the game, the only other character with 150 hp is slippery as fuck and has 1001 ways to get out of trouble.

The standard for every other hero is 200. With Mei and Reaper getting slightly more because she has to get so close, and the tanks getting more because they're tanks. Zenyatta should have 175 total hp at the VERY least. If not 200

He's a good character otherwise but that low health pool and lack of mobility fucks him over so much in a game with this much random damage flying around

6. Finally: Fuck Zarya. Shit character. Gun doesnt feel fun to use. Writing is boring, character is bland, visual design is garbage. Overwatch would look better as a product with 20 heroes if they removed her

Couple of Widow headshots and bodyshots then boom fucker is now bacon.

GUYS HELP
I had a dream I was taking care of a quad amputee (below the knee on left leg, at the hip right leg, forearm right arm, and elbow left arm) Pharah who only had use of her limbs through her suit.
We had sex by sitting her on my lap, and due to her missing limbs she weighed next to nothing so I just repeatedly lifted her and let her fall back down my shaft. Then I got a pink vibrator, shoved it into her, and ate her clit. Then I turned her over, pushed the vibrator all the way inside of her, turned it to max, and went to down on her butt. She fell asleep with it vibrating away inside of her and right before I fell asleep in the dream she woke up in a sweaty, screaming state of orgasm.

>Mei
>Haha look at this stupid fat nerd. Awww how nice of you to be body positive Blizzard
>Oh shit get away from me get away from me FUCK YOU INVULNERABLE ICE CUBE BULLSHIT

Tracer then: I hate the sound of her voice
Tracer now: I love the sound of her voice

lol I main Genji, I only use Torb so I can get terrible PotGs to make you guys like you mad.

DELETE THIS

Well we have June, July and August. for Sombra to pop up. And Blizzard has confirmed they're releasing heroes in waves instead of singularly.

I'm expecting to the first hero wave to be Sombra, Athena, Soundquake and possibly Doomfist.

What makes you say so?
I had gold medals in pretty much every category every match. I was far better than anyone on those teams. Not even a question.

Hell the fact that I was the only one to even care about the objective should say enough.

Goodnight /owg/

>Those proportios

>playing le hammer man of shielding and german engineering be like:
youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U

when the new 20$ dlc comes out

THEN:
>shitty generic crutch for CoDbabbies

NOW:
>world's best dad

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>not a wedding dress

hanzo is like C tier dude and all projectiles have that hitbox btw

>Reinhardt tried to block your dragonblade instead of just killing you with his melee swings or charging

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You'll find out later this summer

>D.Va
>Then: What a cutie.
>Now: What a cutie, can't wait for the buff!

>Enemy team has Lucio, Zenyatta, Mercy, Reinhardt, Bastion, Soldier 76
>My team has 2 D.va, 2 hanzo, Torjborn, and Tracer
>Illios

We got fucking stomped.

What was that ~30MB Patch that I had to download just now?

Reaper skin when

>Releasing in waves
Thats good, means we wont have 6v6 of the same new character at least

>then
wow this game is fun
>now
I hate everyone on my team and I'm tired of having to play tank or support

>i main genji
>someone said im shit so they must be mad

????????????

>pc replacement motherboard situation update
>nothing at all

FUCK EVERYTHING I WANT MY PC BACK
I WANT TO ENJOY OVERWATCH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

>Reaper then
>Edgelord extraordinaire I'd never touch

>Reaper now
>My most successful and favourite Offence hero by a landslide next to 76

when i first saw dva i thought she was op, but this was prenerf when competitive actually played her a lot to stall.

post d.va feet pls

>u mad

Even that webm shows how bad you are. Trying to counter with "le salt" maymays only makes you a twitch child.

>Zarya
then: Dumb SJW bullshit garbage character
now: dumb SJW shit design but pretty fun to play

You know these bastion cunts that are getting kicked for being AFK aren't "Mowing down enemies"

They're fucking sitting in a corner on the last checkpoint. Just fucking sitting there waiting for somebody to walk by them

I'm glad the faggots are getting what they deserve

Genji's the ultimate shitter abuser, didn't you know?

Post ideas for new heroes.

>bonus for support

Winston
>Meh at first
>Second highest rate on pick because he's too good against cancer snipers, genji, junkrat, and mercy

youtu.be/xgFZrMwhwEI?t=7m40s

It doesnt matter how bad he is. Getting hit by something you shouldn't have gotten hit by isnt fun for anyone involved.

Im not saying he's too strong, Im saying his gunplay is broken within the context of the gameplay

what is she reading?