/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

looks nice user

yah fmj is great c:

Are hackers back yet?

Need that $$$

>playing missions

XLS is best SUV.

>Log on to check out the update.
>A CEO comes after me while I'm near a crate
>Kill him
>He puts a bounty, mugger, and mercs on me
>Chases me around the desert in an Insurgent
>Follows me into the city
>I lose him by ducking into the sewers, decide to chill there
>He spends 30 minutes on the road above me trying to find me and calling me a noob
>Tries to voteban me for cheating
>Eventually figures out where I am
>When he finds me, I shotgun him through the Insurgent's windshield and leisurely blow it up.
>He spawns at street level and can't retaliate
>Cue five solid minutes of pic related in english and moonrunes
>ragequits

If I could make someone get this mad every day, I'd never stop playing GTAV.

Is it possible to downgrade to a smaller office and make back your money similar to the usual real estate?

I fell for the Maze Bank meme

>hackers

why it doesn't let me modify my reaper anymore?

I'm going to buy the office that costs 1 mil. Do I still get the woman secretary?

Also, how does buying the warehouses and selling work?

Cause you're gay

They spoonfeed you as soon as you buy the office

Damn cops and their tactical camo

What's the most efficient way to grind contact missions/VIP work in solo sessions? I'd been alternating between Sightseer and Los Santos Connection, but I'm wondering if there's something better. Hesitant to get involved with the CEO stuff based on all the flak it seems to be getting.

>I fell for the Maze Bank meme
Pfffftttt

Can you change the office later if you want to get a more expensive one?

design, yes

no please tell me i'm having a crisis

Gun as I dropped off the bullion I got 'rockstar services are unavailable right now'

>i fell for the maze bank meme
the million dollar one is just as good as any other office

reaper is shit anyway

thanks, i think i'm going to fall for the cheapest first

Whats the point of the money safe?

But can I downgrade to that and get some money back?

To show off your money. That's it.

Gotta have the slim/fitted pants on first

>could not process this transaction

I guess that's what I get for playing glitched solo public

When are these fag enablers going to be kicked?

please

Never.

i had to buy a fitted suit at the desk

*immoral cunt

That too.

>In Free Aim
>Try to join a heist
>The session is in a different targeting mode
>Join anyway
>It's full!
>Sends me to a babby aim lobby
why J* why

*pats*

youtube.com/watch?v=LH0asDoqVEE
So, Rumpo is actually a van, and not shit. Neato.

babby aim lobbies are supposedly empty, perfect for moving entire warehouses
>doing heists

Is the Dukes literally the worst car to drive? It constantly spins out

>blocking all network traffic from my firewall for only 10-15 seconds is enough to get dropped into my own empty public session

turns out rockstar's shitty netcode is good for something

And XLS (armored) is broken as fuck. Guess I'm driving that.

>took them this long to add a black shirt

Put Off-Road tires on it like nature intended.

Just remember, /gtag/, Being a Nice Guy pays off!

That looks like shit, senpai.

I've been doing the same but then happened so now I'm wondering if that was a fluke.

walter white?

Could you recommend a way of accomplishing that fast and easily?

Cal Chuchesta.

>skinny jeans on a steve jobs outfit
senpai please

I do what I want.

Is this update worth reinstalling the game for? Been dissapointed by the past few updates.

>The only 'bug fix' R* is probably gonna bother doing soon is making it to where you can't kick yourself into an empty open lobby

It's not like there are any other bugs that have been around since xbox360/ps3 launch or anything!

git gud, dukes is best car there ever was.

When are they going to fix the glitch that doesn't give me my money when I sell crates?

>this update not only brought the people we missed
>but also all those annoying faggots we hated

Fuck, go to kill some kill with a bounty in my savage.

1k bounty 20k personal vehicle.

Never, just buy more shark cards goy!

> all the CEOs being nice to each other and letting each other go on their way
> anarchy in the streets is caused only by the unemployed lunatics

Just like real life!

Go to kill someone*

go cry about it nigger faggot

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Unless it's retard gear or joker mask memes though

so I got the maze bank tower office
does the office not have a bong?
what the fug
how am i supposed to get fucking memed off my face to do pickup jobs now

>bought the Reaper
>want to make pic related
>somehow lime green made the Reaper look like an abomination
Man, there's just some colors in this game that's been tainted by your average gtao shitter and never works on any cars without having complementary face tattoos.
Guess I'm sticking with the classic yellow lambo color for now.

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>he bought a Reaper instead of the superior FMJ

:(

How much do large warehouses cost?
How much do the crates cost/sell for?
Is there any reason to buy bigger warehouses

>oxfords
lol is he a multimillionaire or a detective from the 20th century

>he didn´t get the FMJ
the reaper is just a shittier version of the lykan and huracan
its so ugly

pic related happened a few hours ago with no problems

i mean it's not even a glitch, just taking advantage of terrible netcode

i'm using eset smart security

it has a "panic button" thingy that instantly blocks all traffic with one click

how do I get in a public lobby by myself?

What they say on the website
depends
yes

Play the game before asking dumb questions

*pats*

Not him, but I think the FMJ looks like shit.

>be driving around with my homeboy doing nothing
>suddenly CEO comes after me with his gay friends
>they get farmed
>another fag CEO comes in
>they get farmed too

So far the worst shitters I've encountered were corps.

Dont want to buy an office if its nit wirrh doing all that shit

>not wearing comfy oxforts
>probably wanders around in flip flops and fedora
>being that much of a pleb

Does selling cargo work yet or do the servers still sperg out?

The Reaper is the closest thing I can get to a Huracan, let me dream.
Personally, I think the FMJ looks like shit imo.

>its nit wirrh
Really.
It's not though.

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Yet somehow they made the reaper look worse.

I think I prefer the Reaper, though they're both shit. T20 looks better.

the back is a bit off and the front lights are meh
"but muh ford gt"

u have to sorta dc urself quickly

>armored SUV is the only vehicle I'm looking forward to from the update
>buy it first thing
>it's a fucking mutant gorilla rape rampage on wheels
>mfw

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How much punishment can the new armored suv take?

I fucking hate the new Ford GT as well. Wish the Bullet wasn't fucking shit though.

still the best super this update
the huracan is shit

please save us based one77