/ssbg/ - Super Smash Bros. General

Ike and I'm on the East Coast of Burger Land

I also like to use the puffballs and GW

Sure

NNID: KupopoCrash

Host, I need to set up my Wii U

fug who do i play with? i sent you a request kupopocrash, if the first replier gives me their nnid i'm going to play them first though.

(unless you're the same person)

I'm glad Lucina found a nice husband!

hi

The gap in our skill level is just too large, I'm shit. Well played though.

good games man, you'll improve

also its the match up too

>husband
Palutena is a LADY!

>also its the match up too
I don't think so, Lucas should do better against Ike.

I've been playing since launch and haven't really gotten any better. Not sure what to do at this point.

Lucas is bad, though. Ike is pretty good.

That's still not an excuse for me doing so terribly.

Palutena is a MAN
A MAN

oh really? i usually do good against the earthbound boys, generally against characters with short reach

Who is the hypest character and why is it Sonic?

No. That's Paulatena, not Palutena

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

She is not! She is a beautiful woman!
WOMAN!

Palutena has a
LONG
THICK
FEMININE DICK

Palutena? Is that a boy's name?

Dubs

No she does not! She has a cute, small vagina!
No! It's a girl's name!

Palutena owns a cute, small vagina! which is attached to Lucina! and used as a resting dock for her horse cock!

No! They both have a cute, small vagina!
And Palutena has given Lucina several learning experiences with hers.

would you have VR sex with kirby

Are you guys still looking for members?

Yeah

>new IP

I'll send a request just in case.

What are you guys playing right now

Ok. I'll add you and let them know it's time.

Just tell me when the room's up.

Am I the only one sick of that anime bobblehead shit?

i really like the style in Final Fantasy World and I think Nendroids are cute, but as for those Pop things, I think they're kinda ugly

Yeah ok. Sorry if I hadn't added you yet. Pain to play while next to a wall letting the thing charge.
It saves devs the effort of actually trying with character models. Just look at Pokemon. Barely getting human-like shaped models.

Don't worry about it, I'm doing something else in the meanwhile anyway.

Oh, it's you. We played WiiU dubs ages ago. I'll host now. Have enough. Would you like to team up?

Guy who bought smash three days ago here. Anyone up for some games? Recently started focusing on fundamentals instead of trying to learn character specific tech. Looking for critique and experience.

Coming and sure, I don't mind.

We're dead
try smashladder.com/

Ok.
Fox it is.

Thanks senpai

who 1v1 here?
wii u only

Fuck off pedonigger

youtube.com/watch?v=ddmLW3hUIzA

FC?

Nagalfar, wanna go Bowser x Jr?

I SWEAR TO GOD I KNOW HOW TO TECH

Fine by me, you're probably going to get half the mechakoopas though

Who would you main if you liked the play style as well as aesthetics?

>implying I don't already main that character

I tried, I really did. But I like Ike.

Last for me dubs, gotta take care of something.

Geegees. Thanks for handling my terrible lack of cooperation, partners.

GGs my man. Stick around for more in the future.

Are Panchito , Falafei and Pher the gatekeepers of ssbg?

No

No

No

No

No

No

anyone up for a few matches?

3136 6759 1900

Yes

I'll host

Are they any good?

No

No

No

So why does this general always mention them as the best?

No.

No

No

No.

slutrio
slutra
fox mcslut
slutillger
toon slut
slutshi
slutey kong
slutcas
captain slut
zero slut samus
slutlk
slutnetya
king slutslutslut
slututena
slutendorf
slutrin
slutkachu
greslutna
slutke
slutyu
jigglyslut
dark slut
slut hunt
dr slutrio
slutcina

STOP

No

No

No

No

YES!

THATS IT
IVE HAD ENOUGH
IM ENDING THIS

GOODBYE SSBG

No

No

is this the legendary nokakke?

No

No

I saw D1 at a Gamestop in SoCal yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my

shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen amiibos in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but

eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the amiibos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned

around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each amiibo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling DESTRUCTION.

No

No

Neat games