/dsg/ - Souls General

nth for king's field

>tfw you run down to the Vordt boss fog and summon three phantoms at SL25 and then battle your way through Lothric knights and invaders before you get instakilled by a dancer grab five seconds into the boss fight

I don't know this feel because I'm not an asshole but I hope it really hurts to waste peoples' time who are just trying to grind their fucking sun medals

>sl120 is winning

absolutely disgusting.

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>3k + hp
Jesus Christ, NPC didn't get this much hp in DaS3 did they?

>don't call me captain
>but bow to me like a cuck every time you even think about speaking to me

YORSHKA

>forcing Vordt phantoms into fighting Dancer

Set a up invasion characters for each zone so you can invade at all levels whenever you want.

NG++ user

Why not grind them somewhere more dependable? Great rotwood or even crystal sage would be safer bets

What's a good early weapon for a pure sorcerer?

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>grinding sun medals by co-op
>not invading

estoc

Kings field is garbage like a lot of forms early games desu

IF ONLY I COULD JOIN YOU

TRUELY I WOULD

BUT I CANNOT REACH

WHERE YOU JUST STOOD

I MUST KEEP FARRON

UNTAINTED AND INTACT

BECAUSE I HOST THERE

AND THAT'S A FACT

>needing to grind sun medals
>not co-oping every boss a few times for souls and fun

Raw? Or standard

Distortion2 is about to break the world record again.

But she doesn't tell you to fuck off like Annalise when you don't do Darkmoon Loyalty towards her? She just doesn't recognize you as a Darkmoon.

Best overall spear/pike in DS3?

Raw, assuming you're not going to pump Dex.

You can switch to the Crystal Sage's Rapier once you beat them for basically the same weapon but with INT scaling.

Hi loud user.
How's it going

>But she doesn't tell you to fuck off like Annalise

annalise is a queen you should show her due respect and bend the knee

yorshka is a bastard product of interracial sex and should be discarded

> Distortion2 is about to break the world record again.
Did you mean his PB? Because nobody else is good enough at speedrunning DS3.

pic related happens literally 8/10 times I get summoned as a Darkmoon.
Why are these covenants so badly designed.

What KF should I start with? I heard KF1 (JP?) is not that important, or was it the US KF1? It's so confusing.

if gwyndolin is kill then where does the divine power for the dmb miracle come from?

explain it dotards

objectively wrong my man

kings field has a better universe, better level design, and way better magic than any of the souls games, in addition to being incredibly innovative and pioneering for it's time.

only DaS1 has the level design beat

lul.
Leave my daughterfu alone.

Should I switch over to das1 first if I have already started das3 buy own both games

Because matchmaking doesn't take region or ping into account, meaning by the time it's actually connected you to the 3rd world host in Uzbekistan, his invader has already had 10 minutes of alonetime to do whatever the fuck he wants.

Yeah, unfortunately. He might go sub 1:03 at this pace though.

80 please. Builds get too samey above that level.

>darkmoon vs aldritch

Why not keep separate saves? One at Farron, one farther ahead.

you will get yours on the day of the rubbish bin

link to stream?

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3136288

the JP one is the shit one, all the rest are great and it doesn't really matter where you start but i would recommend KF1 US just because it's fastest and has one of the best worlds

Yeah, hence why the auto-summoning covenants are a mistake even if the idea behind them was nice.
We should just be able to leave blue summon signs or something.

twitch
.tv/distortion2

I've got a cool idea for a covenant.

Tryhards of Honor
>You cannot summon support phantoms.
>You can only invade hosts that do not have summoned phantoms.

Thank you for hosting, i'm getting kind of tired so i left. Fuck that guy that started healing.

PC Smouldering Lake host here.

Going to keep hosting for another 30 minutes or so, need to get some stuff done.

Might come back for more hosting later, if there is demand for it.

ahahaaha
what the fuck

I'm unfazed by your shittalking my dear vulgar pleb.

Hey guys guess what

ur gey?

comfy dragon killing man who accidentally picked up his best friend's weapon and dragon killing college

no one wanted to see this.

You found out about your love for buttplugs?

chickenbutt

Does anyone know which of the dex weapons (greatswords, curved greatswords etc) has the highest AR? i want to get something for general pve and for riposting right now im using the hollowslayer greatsword

Holding out for the choke

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I trusted you, user... why must you hurt my eyes like this...?

I AM OKAY

THERE ARE NO ANTS TODAY

I AM TRYING

BUT I GET BORED

I'VE ALREADY BEATEN THE GAME

3 TIMES BEFORE

You're welcome, glad to host as long as people have some fun with it.

Who was the one that healed? Didn't notice anything, apart from the invader (obviously) healing.

>cool ideas
How was the gameplay? Yup, garbage

How do you cosplay Dragonslayer armor?

Morne's armor minus the helmet?

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1:02:58

You can tell the donations threw him off on Nameless King. I guess that's the price of being a sellout.

the graphics are shit and i cant play something with graphics worse than a fucking ps2
have some standards!

hey loud user
what would you do if your computer password wasn't in capitals

The guy wearing dancer's armor with the longsword, syca-something. That's why I came back up, didn't want to deal with it.

the gameplay was on par or better than anything comparable at the time, my boy

CUTE FAMILY

>all those idiots spamming the chat and actually donating money

Ok so please
Put all signs in pic!

Connection should be fixed
Now

Password : dsgps4
SL100
Matchmaking ON
Ozyemdias is my PSN

I only Have one buddy here
Please come fight! The giant ballista is off btw

>THERE ARE NO ANTS TODAY
Wut? Do you not enjoy the company of ants? They're baller amigo.

Follow these easy steps any time you want to cosplay a boss or enemy whose equipment you can't get.

Graphics don't matter, the garbage gameplay does. They might as well remake them, those FPS scripts proved it could work.

Unfortunately spears are pretty ass. For some reason the fucking rake has one of the highest damages for a true spear in the game

gwyndolin is the Dark Sun deity, not the Dark Moon one. Remember who sold the book of the guilty in ds1

I think that guy was just a somewhat random invader anyway.

Would have gone in harder on him, though I didn't want to necessarily risk spiking you on a Sunlight Spear or being butchered in the crossfire while hosting.

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You know what? Nevermind, forget I even said anything.

people pay for being entertained. News at 11.

is that oscar's spawn? nice

What happen here?
Did he beat it?
Is he gonna come back?

D:

Gwyndolin is the god of the dark moon, but not the source of it. It's like how Gwyn is the god of sunlight but is not personally responsible for the creation of all sunlight in the world.

MY COMPUTER HAS NO

PASSWORD

I LIVE ON THE WILD SIDE

MY ONLY DAILY THRILL

IS WONDER IF SOMEONE CAN

GET ON MY COMPUTER

ANTS LIVE IN MY WALLS

I HEAR THEM LAUGH AT ME

WITH TINY VOICES

CURSE BLASTED ANTS

there aren't enough gwyn siblings art in this world

Already did that in DS1 when I couldn't have Ornstein's plume.

Then again in DS2 when I didn't have his armor set at all.

Then one last, final time in DS3 when I didn't have his plume again.

Or Dragonslayer Armour's armor.

Because fuck me.

loud user are you secretly antman?

I am truly sorry, is this more to your tastes?

I agree.

Yeah he beat his own record. the stream is still on.

man I'm so bored of watching DS3 runs by now. I hope DLC comes out soon