Dota 2 - /d2g/

You missed DK/Visage

I think that's it though.

I WANT TO PUT MY D IN HER VA

>This general actually took the time to discuss this bullshit

>solo queue
>against a 3 stack and a 2 stack
>my team has a 3 stack that feeds every lane

LoL queue is better than this bullshit

How am I (tinker) meant to carry these shitlords

why is maut in this tournament?his casting is awful and reddit is actually praising him what the fuck
This is why we get awful shit in the scene

how is it possible to lane against invoker when he takes all your mana, get 100 damage for free, have the longest attack range, and never runs out of mana because lol4intgain?

Yeah because the team with more stacks wins in League. In Dota the stacks will feed most of the time but the mid can still carry if he's soloq. Way too much random shit in Dota, we need more reliable stuff like in League..

>"I'm leaving Kaipi, I already have offers from both EG and Secret, just discussing with my family which one is the better option"
>"I just want to say thanks to all my teammates over Kaipi for allowing me to have fun these past weeks"

gulag, what did he mean by this?

Awoo~ for Matumbaman spanking doors.

bullshit?

guys what do you think, these shirts go for 6$ a piece

Yes when you devote the time needed to discuss the nonexistent sexual habits of video game characters, it is bullshit.

Alright which one of you motherfuckers here watches MANIME?

lmao allstarteam

citation needed

does purge unironically have autism?

where did he say this

meanwhile normies here are allowed to discuss their casual sexual habits? fuck off normie, stick to your 3D

>Blogging during e-sports week

Time to end yourself"s" famalam

Arteezy redemption angle culminating in a TI vicotry would be the greatest storyline in Dota 2

I watch cute anime :3

where are her boobs?

>her

>arteezy and EE form a ragtag team and blast through the qualifiers and win ti

I would honestly cry

>first pick alchemist
>win
>alchemist is banned
>lose

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

how can you dotards bare this SHIT game when the outcome is litearlly based on a flipcoin?

Arteezy, EE, and Zai

the dream

Oh yeah I almost forgot
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>NP being yet another jungle slut
>Sagan/POTM
>Lycan/Luna
>SB/Dazzle
Thanks user for brushing up my memory.

So we're all rooting for VG.R and Newbee, right?

how hard is Godz right now?

Liquid, Newbee and OG.

Na'Vi

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>NO MORE EG, SHITKEK, COL AND ALLIANCE

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I SAID IT IS BULLSHIT. NONE OF THESE EVEN REMOTELY MAKE ANY SENSE. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THIS? IT LITERALLY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL. THIS INFORMATION WILL NEVER BECOME RELEVANT EVER. WHILE YOU ARE LIVING IN YOUR FANTASY LAND OF DOTA SEX, OTHER PEOPLE ACTUALLY
P L A Y T H E G A M E
I KNOW IT'S A DIFFICULT CONCEPT FOR A SMALL MIND LIKE YOU, BUT WHEN YOU GO TO /D2G/ AKA DOTA 2 GENERAL, YOU ARE EXPECTED TO TALK ABOUT THE GAMEPLAY, NOT FUCKING OBSCURE LORE TIDBITS JUST SO YOU CAN SAY THE BANANA IS HAVING SEX WITH THE TWIN-HEADED DRAGON.

APOLOGISE!!

is this pasta new i dont recognize it

>THIS INFORMATION WILL NEVER BECOME RELEVANT EVER
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d8/Dlc_cm_idle_01.mp3
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/14/Dlc_cm_idle_02.mp3
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e5/Dlc_cm_idle_06.mp3
???

we just need to throw OG on that pile of shit and this major reaches cloud 9

he whispered it into my ear bitchboi

I take it the asian plastic surgery craze is yet to reach Singapore.

which retards thought wings was going to win manila again?

>swedes rekt by Slavs
>OG about to get rekt by MVP

based

>Won 20 dollars earlier today
>Was happy for a while
>Now I'm depressed again

What hero do I play /d2g/

>implying your family will EVER have any useful input on your career
jajaja csmare report xD

>rooting for chinks

play with urself

I missed all of manilla so far, what are the most important matches to watch?

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I did that too much today. Also I tried stuff that was way too kinky and now I can't play with myself easily anymore.

Is BigDaddyN0tail going to win this major too?

miniski vs MVP game 3
liquid vs MVP game 2
Navi vs DC game 2
these have awesome performances
the rest is forgetable

*n0lans

What do when I'm as much of a burden in-game as I am in real life?

so you just made it up then

Join /d2g/'s official Discord.

You're not a burden, neither in the game or in real life. More people like you than you think, don't let the haters get you down.

Reminder that og literally paid eg and secret to throw at Frankfurt

>Our lives are hard...
>"MVP is a joke team, the Koreans will never win at Dota"
>Still we try...
>"MVP failed out of TI4 lmao"
>Something needs to change...
>"MVP didn't qualify for Frankfurt because 83% packet loss qualifiers lmao"
>We know it can change...
>"MVP did well at Shanghai, but they lost when they faced a real team"
>We have to try...
>"MVP pulled a huge upset at Dotapit!"
>We have to reach...
>"MVP taking the Manila Major by storm!"
>The International Throne!
Literally a team built on heart and soul.

youtu.be/unRldLdllZ8

>SUMAIL STATUS

nah man this is real hang on I'll get him over here

hey this is Zai what my friend said is true both EG and Secret offered me a spot okay thanks

see told you

Fuck no. My voice is shit, and I don't want to be even more of a laughing stock than I already am.

Or, they pretend to like me because they know how pathetic I am, so they try to make it look like I'm a likeable person, and then feel like a huge weight is gone when I'm not there.

I know for a fact that that's a lie in my case.

is this you?if it is then fucking kill yourself loser.

link?

>still no manilla major shoutout to /d2g/ from anybody from the scene

why even live

You don't have to talk. Most of the chat is text anyways. Try it and if it's shit just leave again.
discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TEKA3BN

Fuck no. I'd never attach a Hotaru pic to my posts.

>pick invoker
>win

daily reminder not to cuck yourself out of FREE mmr d2g

>ODPixel
>Tobiwan
>The CARRY Abbadon tweet

who has new sheevers

That's really mean.

proof or ur gay ass faggot

i really want to put my rares on MVP
Is it safe?

why anons shill discord channel so much? it's not enough fun?

Always bet Korea

We don't feel that way about you. Stay here with us.

It is. But it'll be more fun with more people :3c

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I put my uncommons on them thouhg.

homosexual normie dick posting circle jerk central.

lmao tiago got his meme to twitch lmao

>team secret unironically has a tablet based moba squad

There's only one normie on the Discord and he's a fucking creep who took creepshots of fwosh.

Why would you want a negative, bitter idiot to stay here?

Meh. At least /d2g/ gets my mood up with the esports shitposting, so I'll hope for that tonight (Even though I might only be able to see one or two games from a series)

trying to reach 4k as asap as possible. who to pick next?

carry abbadon, besting thing for losing games

we're all negative and bitter failures.

who's account are you griefing user?

Cliffjungle NP. If your team is actually winning 4v5, go Lifestealer.

Rush anything that will push the wave, and infest your mid the picosecond you hit 6 and never come out (unless it's to steal cs and immediately go back in). Get Radiance as fast as possible to passively steal lasthits (turn it off when in fights)

lifestealer is so comfy isn't he? just get radiance and vlads and sit inside the guy doing the best on your team. And he can't kick you out of himself can he? even if he clicks disable help?