Overwatch General - /owg/

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> team does good
> win
> team does bad
> lose

Isn't this true for all characters?

probably not very soon for the shorts, they're pretty expensive

Friendly reminder that deciding to play support in this game is actively torturing yourself.

Why play Lucio/Mercy and feel shitty when you can just play as Hanzo #3 or Widowmaker #4?

WAKE ME UP

SHOW ME THE FLANKS AT THE DOOR ON HANAMURA A PLEASE

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONES EVEN S76 AND REINHARDT CAN USE

SOME user CLAIMED THERE WERE AT LEAST THREE FLANKS AT THE DOOR

>Play Reaper
>I can pick up health packs in ghost form

What kinda clown allows this

Post stats that make no sense.

Hey lads, when you prestige and are set back to level 1 does the xp per level reset as well or does it stay at 22,000?

This, I'll heal your retarded ass in ranked mode. If you start acting like a dipshit then I'm just gonna go practice my wallriding, you can fuck right off. I can make a choice between 8 minutes of being mad at my team or 8 minutes of super fun climbing on walls and it's not that hard of a choice at all.

sounds like d. va is not the right character for divas

Is the game server having problems right now?

>It's a faggot Pharah camping the lighthouse roof on Illios just spamming concussive shot so people fall off the map

literally kill yourselves all of you

I'm picking Widowmaker and camping your stupid sandnigger ass until you leave the game

>switching maps and game modes midgame

bravo

>start a custom game on hanamura, want to see how many shortcuts I can find with mei's ice wall
>when going through the settings turn on 60 tick rate, just because
>start the game, just me, no bots
>THE SERVER HAS CLOSED DUE TO AN UNEXPECTED ERROR before I can walk to the first objective
>oh well thats fine i'll just try a-
>THE SERVER HAS CLOSED DUE TO AN UNEXPECTED ERROR before the game even gives me control of the hero

i can see why the game is at 20 instead of this

>3 bastions, 2 reinhardts and a mercy on my team
>spawncamping hard
>all three bastions get kicked for not moving

rofl wtf

Was about to ask, game is fucked for me. Keeps leaving, rejoining and generally bugging out every time the game starts.

I mean there's more then one way into the lighthouse so

Your XP per level resets as well. That's kinda the point. So you get loot boxes at an insane rate after hitting level 100.

>he doesnt 1v3 as d.va

guess you are just bad, i just look at their mercy while reinhardt and roadhog get triggered by my big mecha and want to protect their little health dispenser

also denying pharah and fucking over widowmakers is the best

I can't play Mercy at all either

Good. I was worried that it would stay at 22,000 forever. Thanks senpai

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WHOOPS I DID IT AGAIN

>say "gg ez" after winning
>guy on my team says "stop being so toxic"
what the fuck, what's with all the lolbabbies flocking to this game?

>walk out of spawn
>get bodyshot
>lose all will to play

met someone from /owg/

> keeps spamming mic asking if anyone can hear him
> super nasally voice
> "I want to COMMUNICATE with my TEAM so someone say if they can HEAR ME"
> teammate finally goes: "yea dude"
> "THANK you"

then on the point

> "come on COME ON SOMEONE HEAL ME"
> "GET ON THE FUCKING POINT GUYS"
> me: "lol angry nerd"
> "Oh yeah FUCK ME for trying to win huh? HURRR IT'S JUST A GAME GUYS WHO CARES?!"
> me: "homeboy you just got reported :)"
> "fucking PEONS"
> mute and avoid him

who says peons? lol. we even ended up winning but from team chat he must've been raging the whole time

>not having a framed picture of your watchfu next to your monitors
>not getting inspired to get sick headies

Lmao-ing at your life

>Zeny has wildly superior offensive power
>Mercy has twice the healing capability
Makes perfect sense to me sempai

thanks for the cringe

it was funny reading that the jew retard in charge of this game was complaining about how no one played using the high bandwidth option

MAYBE ITS BECAUSE IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK JEFF YOU FUCKING HACK

and here I thought I had autism for framing a weev tweet

He's talking about his win/loss ratio with both heroes. Usually people suck with Zen and Mercy is ez mode.

>Walk out of spawn
>Headshot someone
>Feel good

do you live alone?

"gg"

-enemy team after they came in your ass

>typing in all chat
>thinking you aren't the lolbabby

What are the chances that Tracer is the kind of person to act all sociable and happy when around other people, but the moment she's alone she breaks down and sulks in her bed, unable to find the will to move.

How much of her cheery personality after the slipstream incident a mask?

SO WHEN DO I GET CLOSE AND FUN GAMES
WHEN DO I GET GAMES WHICH ARE ACTUALLY EXCITING AND NOT ONE-SIDED STOMPS BE IT FOR MY TEAM OR ENEMY TEAM
WHEN DOES THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT GAME GET ANY FUN

No, I live with my parents between semesters :^)

Yea i used to do the same with a MOBA character, even had merchandise of her.

Dropped it after a year and had to throw everything away because i was disgusted by her appearance. Good luck.

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Someone post a cute Pharah and Mercy picture I'm down in the dumps right now.

never, fuck off.

Oh that's easy then
He's obviously playing at an MMR where he can't expect his team to pull their weight so a Mercy is virtually useless, but as Zen you can easily make up for it with the damage

Mercy in pubs is suffering. I only ever play Lucio or Zen for that reason

But I think Symmetra is fun.

>/owg/ are autists

You're preaching to the choir here, bub.

Is it a disadvantage to play with an inverted Y-axis?

I've been doing it for 20 years now (I blame X-wing, 2bh) and I've tried practising 'normal'-mode for days at a time but I still crack up when I'm under pressure.

No matter the MMR, your team will never carry it's fucking weight.

That'd be nice actually. She just acts cheery in front of others to keep up her front but she's melancholy when she's alone because of her situation.

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any non bronze-tier hogs or reinhardts will kill d.va instantly

i think youre just bad, bud

Doesn't make a difference if you're used to that.

how to troll /owg/

>winston needs a buff
>mccree is fine
>lucio's heal should be doubled
>widow needs a nerf
>20 tick
>hitboxes
>zenyatta is underpowered
>hanamura is the worst map
>this game needs community servers and mods
>esports are awesome

>Numbani
>Blizzard expects people to believe the most advanced city in the world is in Africa
Why do people keep insisting niggers can actually invent things themselves when the entirety of human history shows otherwise?

No it's not. Range of motion is the same except directions are messed up and if you've been doing it for 20 years your muscle memory should be perfect in that control scheme

It's not like using a pad and having fuckall for sensitivity and precision

What's your favorite type of hero duel?

What's the games completed threshold to remove the games left penalty? I've started to quit when we're going to lose so some other faggot has to join and take the loss for me because it happens to me all to often.

>>widow needs a nerf
but she does

>you will never cuddle Tracer to sleep after a long day of Overwatching

why even live

you would have a hard time too if you could live forever and had to watch the people around you die.

You forgot the new one
>Temple of Anubis/Hanamura have flanks

Here boy

It's just habit for me. After playing Counter-Strike for so long it's like a muscle memory at the end of a match. Granted I don't think it's that big of a deal, just being friendly. You're more than welcome to say it's bg.

m8 just use a mei lol

>3 minutes 20 seconds objective time
>not a single upvote

fine, fine, FINE THAT'S JUST FINE

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I'm pretty sure I'm developing a stress disorder playing Mercy solo.

You have to deal with so much retarded shit, so many times, and in so many different, but uniquely disgusting flavors that it wears on you.

And if you don't play support you just get shit on relentlessly, while hearing your Hanzos whine about not getting heals.

51% forced loss rate.

Every time I try Symmetra enemy team just bursts through the front and all my preparation was in vain.

A short video about why mercy is a dishonorable little slut.

>two reinhardts charging into each other both get stunned

holy shit

>>esports are awesome

i really dont care about the other shit but please, please let this game just be another TF2 that will stay non-competitive, OW will be so shit as an esport, please just leave it to counterstrike and everything that has some sort of thought put into it

Widowmaker needs a nerf. Unless you're a fucking console shitter

>Mei runs onto control point
>Overtime!
>walls herself into a corner
>iceblocks
>ults
>her team gets back and takes the point
>she tries the same shit as we're retaking the point
>Reinhardt hits his charge and plows her into the wall as she comes out of her iceblock
Eat a dick you cheesy cunt.

AHHAHAHAHAHA
oh man that's the best.

DELET THIS

>win 9 straight
>reinstancing
>level 4 level 5 level 9
ayy I'm out

I just got done beating off for the third time, fucking censor that.

>He thinks niggers built that city

It's believed by a lot of top economists that sooner or later America/Europe is going to "liberate" Africa and take over the main infrastructure because they're doing fuck all with it.

No she doesn't.

you're supposed to ult before you ice block

You're playing symmetra wrong

You need to set her turrets up so they shoot constantly at people over a medium-long approach not just have all your turrets in one spot hoping someone stands there long enough to die

Your turrets are support, not main battle cannons like Torb's

Set them up so they're always whittling away at at least one person and get good with her memecannon

i want to punch jeff kaplan in the face
everything he says is fucking retardspeak

t. widow mains

Does leaving matches have any impact?

I don't get it. There's an objective. You have to stand on it. What's so hard about that.

t. babby who doesn't know how to deal with widow

I bet you thought bastion was ridiculous on release as well

I was expecting reaper

People need a buff in common sense.
>run into sniper area
>expect to not get shot