/csgog/ Counter-Strik: Global Offensive Generalés

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Open]
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI [Open]
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Open]

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

Reminder:
youtube.com/watch?v=xWxFiIgYSLg

who care...

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steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963077268
steamcommunity.com/groups/2cute2kawaii
twitter.com/olofmCS/status/740715656497233921
youtube.com/watch?v=OWU5PD_y8dI
twitter.com/theflyingdj/status/740733229070581761
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

hahaha my OC

>m0e's mic is aligned with his "perfectly cut" beard

>he plays on native

m0e is a fucking idiot and can't analyze for shit. remind me why he is on?

who?

how is he turning his neck like that?

aaaaaaa what anime is this from tell me already!!!!!!!!!!

Scot and a Croat looking for LE-SMFC players to comp with. Mic, sense of humour and a good citizen passport are preferred.

steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/

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Add me
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963077268

my /csgog/ bf likes anime should I dump him??

just reverse image search it!

>asking for relationship advice from a 15 year old

you get better drops doing competitive compared to doing casual/dm

it's not working its nbot workign ITS NOT WORPKIUGN!!!!!! aaaaaaaaa

what did this post say???

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-iXfOA-eHuM2-ojho6-fikqM-dSEdH

best game ive ever had
will i get overwatched?

wont watch until you tell me your rank

lol

user pls! you have to find out on your own!

youre the one with the 33 bomb? what you get the vac ban for?

mw3

>ptr
LMFAO
>gob b
BOT B
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmao took me 30 sec to find the name

You suck at google

>3-11
lo

you have been visited by le bad posture man

>13 hours in game
>rank 3
>super fucking obvious wh and trigger

at least it's MM so overwatch will actually do something

>LEM rank
>8 RWS and C- rank on ESEA
What's your MM rank, RWS and ESEA rank?

>paying for botnet

So when will the next iteration of CS come out? Or is GO here to stay?

>he pays to play this shitty game

lol....

source 2 is the next iteration
with skins there's no point in making another cs

>wanting the current devs to make a new cs
just think about all of the shitty recent updates we've had. you want them to make a full game of that?

>nobody good on
>have to watch still not have fun in overwatch
i wish they would unban him so he wouldn't be so depressed :c

>he thinks we'll get source 2
allow me to remind you that this is valve we're talking about
they dont give a shit about anything other than dota

>bodyshot 1HK is balanced
>bodyshot 2HK is not
uh
gotards?

because muslimquote on tv

I think with skins the way they are releasing a new cs would cause riots on the streets mate

should i join?

I play like this but sometimes head closer to screen. Should I be worried?

>join NA server
>dust2
>ct side
>peek out mid doors to check T spawn
>clearly see them all going left
>tell team it's gonna be A
>WOW DUDE HOW DO YOU KNOW ARE YOU CHEATING????

uhhhhh, h-hello?

It's called quota

>join EU server
>dust2
>ct side
>kill bomb b
>"bomb dead B rotate"
>FUCKING ENGLISH NOOB
>ыopыв oйдвдa днмг
>ныpтцлcл вoйжыив
>cyкa блят
>oцлщыпфны шынвp

SK > CLG

Right?

>play east coast NA
>teams mentally retarded
Everytime

NA has nicer players, although EUs Russian problem seems to have gotten better (might be that prime matchmaking)

no join this steamcommunity.com/groups/2cute2kawaii

>join NA server
>dust2
>ct side
>kill two tuns and go mid
>see one go cat, then see another one suicide
>temmate pushed long and starts walking cat
>yo bro there's one suicide and one cat
>ok
>keeps walking cat
>bro suicide
>dude suicide
>doesn't stop
>keeps shift walking up cat
>dies to suicide guy
>calls me a noob and tells me to kill myself

>Language: Simplified Chinese
>Location: China
im sorry user i only speak english

Who knows. They went 1-1 with clg getting raped on a meme map when they were playing like shit.

Depends which CLG shows up and if da danish LAN choke comes back

>fake imcute
Ghetto nig

sick ass meme dude

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daed

rrrrr finally got banned again

but hes the heart and soul of this general

He's a retarded underage attention whore from the third world.

you say that like it's a bad thing

twitter.com/olofmCS/status/740715656497233921
xD

should i join imcute?

someone buy my aquamarine ft from the steam market

it's the cheapest one

You cant

Can I get some feedback on my gameplay?
I was doing exceptionally bad during the second half of the video.

youtube.com/watch?v=OWU5PD_y8dI

Mute the video if you'd like, I didn't have other peoples' voice turned off.

I'm still Silver 1 so any feedback is appreciated even if it's "get the fuck faggot".

you're crosshair placement is shit

head level wherever an enemy might be

>>>/ncg/alumunate/submitdemo/

add me and i'll sit in a server with you and explain some shit

last online 100+ days ago?

twitter.com/theflyingdj/status/740733229070581761
lolk nice try but it will never be enforced
If you ever actually want help, post id

>ESL qualifier casters are Metuz, Pansy, BLU and natu

kill me

>natu taking time off his lucrative "playing mm with the faceit bois" career
They should be pretty honored desu

I hope they fuck up and post gotv ips again so i can read what the t3 teams say in all chat

Kick the favelas

We fucking lost man @SingSing
bind too

>start playing cs in the morning with a cup of coffee
>full of energy, topfrag for 3-4 games
>drink an energy drink in the afternoon
>continue playing well
>around dusk, hours later
>sluggish reaction times, can't snap to enemies heads like i was before
>have another energy drink
>caffeine no longer energizes, just makes me extremely irritable
>bottomfrag and way more salty than i normally am, have to quit playing for the night
anyone else know this feel
after being awake for 10 hours i'm basically useless

guys i got mg for the first ever time tonight! before i got to gold nova 4 then tilted all the way down to gold 2. been slowly climbing back up and it's an amazing feeling.

i know nobody cares but i'm so happy right now. i hope you all have good luck in your games tonight

>coffee and energy drinks
Enjoy da crash holmes

>you will never solo queue through the ranks from silver again, obtaining gnarly aim and gamesense, becoming a god of pugs
Enjoy it you fucking shitter

who myg0t here

omedetou, user!

it's a great feeling climbing through the ranks past your friends and learning the maps and flashes through watching your new teammates.

you can get dmg soon if you keep it up!

th-thanks?

exactly this. i went to queue with someone i met in game today and he said he fell to silver 3. makes me feel really proud of my progress

whats your steam id? you seem like a cool dude

i like memes

I'm gonna miss spunj.

i'm pretty bad actually

/id/wibbu

SMFC
B-
11-13 RWS / 86 adr

can confirm this guys ok

i cant find it either WTF

WOULD YOU RATHER:
>Lose but only do GOD PLAYS and GOD SPRAYS
or
>Win but only do SLOPPY SPRAYS and SLOPPY PLAYS

whoops replying too

you're searching the thumbnail, retard

the first one

look at screaM

to be fair i would like to play like scream and wouldn't mind losing every game

yeah exactly it'd be great

oh my bad i thought you said option 2

found it lad. ty

What did he mean by this?

boners are haram so its almost

desu one of the best threads we've had in a long time!

it's dead though