/aog/ - Attorney Online General

is there anything beyond this?

>Hurt Vortex is the det
>His timelines are so strict that no time theorizing can be done at all
>This will destroy cases

I can't fucking wait.

It's not fucked up, it's way better. Now it doesn't have a bunch of docs that are in the main one anyway.

>a possible Gina rework
>Inquisitor Hershel Layton
>Arthur Cantabella
>Best Girl Aura Blackquill

That's it for now

So where's the fix for the old-ass broken inis in the user folders?

Steno needed in area 4

ROLES NEEDED IN AREA 2

CASE BUILT

What role?

we got bombed, RIP case.

This is why you never ask the rec room to case with you.

Nth for Adachi raping his irl gf

Literal madman.

>someone clearing lying for internet attention
>giving them it

Why do encourage shitposting in the rec room? why do allow /s4s/ to exist? It makes no sense.

Area 2 is back to building

Get ready

NEVER

EVER

youtube.com/watch?v=2V3qS_PspXs
Can we add this?

when is that second match again?

What second match?

the soccer one, i thought i replied to that post, thanks obama.

This Friday.

Believe in the memes

Reminder

>Nick being a "prosecutor" isn't an actual thing, he just goes to that side to discuss about evidence with Apollo

>The widow gets a Dee vasquez-like meltdown (the mirror/picture thing slowly cracks until it explodes), and Mimi gets a lunatic/maniac breakdown.

>The FINAL BOSS is Rayfa/Leifa's dad (which explains why she makes an appearance on Japanifornia's court) for killing his wife (I think)

no

AREA 2 NEEDS PEEP
CASE IS BUILT JUST PLEASE COME CASE WITH US
IVE BEEN IN THAT AREA FOR 4 HOURS AND I HAVE CASED
SEND HELP

But where are you getting this info

From people who beat the game

Two of them

>Goes batshit insane

So is reliable?

She's not batshit insane, she has a twin. The other one's name is Kiki.

Did the twin do it?

Also

>2 "Mimi"s on AA
>They both have shit to do with a sister

Not sure yet. But Mimi (or could this be Kiki pretending to be her?) does have some spooky emotes.

>Defense wants me to be witness 1 and 2.

WAKE ME UP AND SEND A SECOND WITNESS.

NEED A WIT 2 IN AREA 2

>joining a nitecrew case

>not being part of the nitekrew

thats why you drakepost while im having fun casing

I've done it before. I can't operate on a 5AM sleeping schedule.

It happens
Youre still a filthy drakeposter tho

Drake the kind of nigga who would skip night cases because "I've gotta keep my sleep schedule in order"

When will one of us stand up and start mkaing interesting backgrounds?

Well, when are you gonna do it, user?

No.

(Cream)

>HAND DRAWN MAPS

>WOW YOUR PAINT MAP WAS INADEQUATE
>WE WAIT HALF AN HOUR
>HANDRAWN
>ITS MISSING EVIDENCE
>THE BODY AINT ON THE MAP
>THE FUCKING BODY AINT ON THE MAP

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AM I SALTY

>set up scenario for case where a map is completely unnecessary and simply muddles up existing evidence for the case
>people still bleat NO MAP THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE constantly

well, maybe you should make a map

we did, then happen.

also detective proceeds to change evidence.

>sweat
You mean that one that was given to that one Cammy in these threads?

>missing evidence
Nothing was missing, it just wasn't labeled. Locations were provided in the fucking testimony.

>also detective proceeds to change evidence.
Am I retarded, or are you completely misinterpreting what a detective's role is?
Because if a detective wants to change evidence, then by all means, that's what stands.

Whats the piont of a map if the body and evidence arent on it? Its like half the important stuff is missing.

So apparently there's a major twist in case 5 and we learn something new about Apollo's backstory.
Anyone know anything?

The detective literally updated the map as questions were asked.

It was actually interesting.

the latter.

i was stressed.

I'm betting all my money on the mastermind being Apollo's dad.

Isn't his dad dead? Or was Zak not his dad?

No. Apollo is Lamiroir's son from her first marriage.

>When the Greg is on point

...

>When I entered the room, I was surprised to see Ryu there in a blood of his own blood.

N E W M E M E

Area 2 needs an emergency second witness. We are in the middle of first witness CE. Original wit has to leave but is willing to pastebin his testimony.

>Interrupts a confession before it even finished because he wanted HIS ending.
>Blames Gina for leaving even though her client needed to be reset

this

>court asks for MMO
>witness interrupts it to confess for no reason

>Everyone tired, especially the judge who wants to case and literally keeps saying "stop pausing and being dramatic, talk you little shit."
>Witness mercy kills the case because nobody is having fun
>"WAAAAAAAH THIS WAS TOO EASY!"

>witness mercy kills the case
>OOC shitposting at the judge the entire time the case was trying to wrap up

>>Everyone tired, especially the judge who wants to case and literally keeps saying "stop pausing and being dramatic, talk you little shit."

is this real? why do people sign up for cases this late and then get mad when it's late?

god damn it fuck shit.

>Gina then salts the fuck up and doesn't want Greg to come up with the TRUE reason she did it out from his theory
>Refuses to let jukebox play anything

>JUDGE LITERALLY TELLS GREG HE CAN HAVE HIS THEORY
>He was literally the only one truly fed up outside of maybe Kazuma

>Getting mad that the defense interrupted a confession to theorize and call her retarded.

Gee it's almost like she was annoyed that the court was saying one thing, then doing another.

>getting mad

They were shitposting at the judge well before any of that even happened.

The judge was shitposting well before that, too.

Let's also remind ourselves that the Gina literally forgot her contradiction and "didn't get to plan a contradiction for this one", but said she was ready at Recess.

Gina from that case, I apologize for being a bad witness. I just couldn't make sense of the evidence, but didn't want to stall in a recess because of the first one taking 30 minutes. I got salty, and I deservedly got shit on. I'm sorry for temporarily leaving, but I had to reset my computer, and it needed to update.

I won't be this awful again, I promise.

please don't hate me

The Judge kept saying for Greg to do his theory
Only people trying to stop him were Gina and Kazuma

Salt aside, was an alright case. Past is the past lad.
Have a Watson

So is this the neckbeard roleplay version of those mock trials they do in high school law classes, with meme culture added in?

Not really no.

Objection

It totally is

No it's the weeaboo neckbeard erotic roleplay version of those mock trials.

>actually did okay as witness

whew, i feel like i can breath now.

Ya did good mate. It wasnt obvious that you were spaghetti. The door contradiction took you by surprised but you manage to save it when BQ asked you again.

that did help, i suppose watching stuff about guys bullshiting has you pick up afew things.

>Disputing a divorce claim by my wife. Long story but that's not the point.
>Things going ok, think my attorney is doing pretty well and I just might win this and get rich off of it.
>Trial starting for the day, wife's attorney has a solid witness who testifies.
>In the middle of the testimony a man in a suit of armor barges into the court room.
>Everyone is in shock as he walks over to the prosecution bench, holds up his sword and says...
>case?

>suddenly the music changes to loud and rambunctious Jazz music with a strong piano intro
>A main in a yellow park rips it off and throws it to the side
"YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!"
>pulls out a gun
>aims it at the witness and shouts
>"THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!"
>shoots and instantly kills the witness
>"GOODBYE!" he says as he runs out of the room

Instantly disproven by the fact that the culprit of case 2 is the guy who looks like Johnny Depp

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