/feg/ - Fire Emblem General

t. Floracuck

Stop spamming this. Kill yourself

>all the standard and universally accepted big titty waifus were placed in SEXUAL GODDESS

>except Charlotte, who scored so low (80) that "masturbating would be more pleasurable than her"

>tittymonster worse than the dead fish tier

^^^ ? ? ?

>headcanon

t. Azuracuck

I wanna bury my face into that jacket and fall asleep on Sev's lap.

I like Peri and you might too.

If you want to keep talking about the sex life of your waifu:

Def + Res + Str/Mag (whichever is higher, for the sake of fairness)

BEST WAIFU:

Forrest - 145

SEXUAL GODDESSES:

Soleil - 135
Orochi - 135
Kagero - 130
Camilla - 130

ORGASM QUEENS:

Effie - 125
Velouria - 125
Hinoka - 120
Rhajat -120
Elise - 120
Peri - 120

SATISFYING:

Oboro - 110
Mozu - 105
Hana - 105
Midori - 105
Selena - 105
Beruka - 105
Femui - 105

DEAD FISH:

Azura: 100
Sakura: 100
Selkie: 100
Flora: 100
Nina: 100
Sophie: 95
Nyx: 95
Ophelia: 95
Scarlet: 90
Mitama: 90
Caeldori: 90

MASTURBATING WOULD BE MORE PLEASURABLE:

Felicia: 85
F!Kana: 85
Charlotte: 80
Setsuna: 75
Reina: 75

Azura did nothing wrong

Do you people actually talk about the game or do you just shitpost about breast sizes all day

Rubbing Soleil's nice big breasts!

No, you're right, it's her.

how would she react?

Is this the best thing /feg/ has ever created?

We levelled up to talking about the sex lives of them now.

You realize Charlotte is either such a bad lay or so annoying about it that men actually complained to Xander that Charlotte wouldn't get her tits out of their face.

Justifiable, Charlotte's been passed around so many times as a literal slut it's reasonable to deduce that she would be even worse than fucking a dead fish. There's no enjoyment in that, so she doesn't get to share sexual goddess with the other tittymonsters.

Dori is a-dori-ble!

Yes. That doesn't mean it's any good, mind you.

baka

Fuck off with this already you autist.

Only cucks talk about the cucking game.

...

Please kill yourself already

still missing anna shes at 145, just so you know in case you think i'm lying fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Anna

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Uh-oh.
Anti-Soleil fags are extra upset now.

I want to teach her how to make love!

>Sexual Goddesses
>Three cuck waifus and a lesbian

W E W

Sorry mamuifags (lol

>A strength boon Kamui that doesn't take a flaw that will drop his strength will make Shigure a god in bed and Azura!Kana after a trip to the Outrealms to find a Mozu!Kana who would teach her the secret to grafting Aptitude genetically will be a titty monster.

dont badmouth charlotte

You forgot one.
>Anna: 145

Post those NA castle cards.

I need your BP, VP, and accessories that aren't Bath Towels. Don't forget to leave feedback. Come buy a skill or something. Maybe you'll get a cute Bond Unit.

Alright so, what new classes would you like to see in the next FE? Rate the classes other people have made.

I forgot a couple of characters from last time!

ADDITIONAL HUSBANDOS:
Fuga - 45
Marth - 115
Ike - 100
Robin - 120

ADDITIONAL WAIFUS

Anna - 120
Lucina - 95
Minerva - 115

So in short, Anna and Robin are the new sexual gods, Minerva, Ike, and Marth are /comfy/, Lucina is a dead fish, and Fuga is impotent, just not as much as Gunter

The only ones left would be capturable bosses and generics but I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume nobody cares about that

I could write a TL;DR on why Gunter could be >Elise in Conquest later.

Reminder to report and ignore.

Her Mag and Res are ridiculous, damn.
I wonder what class would be good to give to her.

Sorry about that. I guess Anna is the true best waifu.

>SEXUAL GODDESSES
>Orochi, Kagero, and Camilla

exhentai.org/g/925945/7a9dc1b5fa/

Anna..... WINS???

UPDATED LIST

Def + Res + Str/Mag (whichever is higher, for the sake of fairness)

BEST WAIFU:

Forrest - 145
Anna - 145

SEXUAL GODDESSES:

Soleil - 135
Orochi - 135
Kagero - 130
Camilla - 130

ORGASM QUEENS:

Effie - 125
Velouria - 125
Hinoka - 120
Rhajat -120
Elise - 120
Peri - 120

SATISFYING:

Oboro - 110
Mozu - 105
Hana - 105
Midori - 105
Selena - 105
Beruka - 105
Femui - 105

DEAD FISH:

Azura: 100
Sakura: 100
Selkie: 100
Flora: 100
Nina: 100
Sophie: 95
Nyx: 95
Ophelia: 95
Scarlet: 90
Mitama: 90
Caeldori: 90

MASTURBATING WOULD BE MORE PLEASURABLE:

Felicia: 85
F!Kana: 85
Charlotte: 80
Setsuna: 75
Reina: 75

Soleil is not a lesbian. She just thinks yuri is how you introduce yourself to girls. Look at all her female supports. Ophelia and Mitama's especially. It's how she makes friends. She's straight, or at least bi.
And she's really into Mamui for some reason.

I like Hana

Thank you for the new shitposting material buddy, you're a saint.

the best waifu is the one you love

This thread and the last just prove that waifufags are worse desu

>Robin
>120
>but the worst amiibo

uh oh

Anna isn't 145, she's 120

the girl calculation is Mag (or STR but Anna's magic is higher)/Def/Res

55 + 20 +45

She's pretty satisfying
Why do you like Hana though?

>>>/tumblr/

Is it any shock now that waifufags are worse than husbandofriends?

Nice headcanon but she's a dyke my dude. She doesn't love you, she only loves women.

Post gay

I like Hana

ANNA WINS

I like Hans

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Post yfw you were a hardened unwavering Annafag who held out through all the jake/money memes and in the end, won!

Mamui problem permanently solved, and it only requires $2.99 USD!

But that's wrong

anna is still very good but she's not on Forrest's level

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=53691564

CANON pairing

>Someone doesn't like off topic garbage used to shitpost filling the thread, they must be from tumblr!

Kill yourself

How so? I figured Gunter would be lower just due to availability.

>shitbert

gross

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Oh, so the Wikia link posted was using her class growths. Christ I hate the Wikia.
55 + 20 + 45 = 120
So she would go to the bottom of the "Orgasm Queens"

Why would you include your daughter in this?

You're including class growth. 45+55+20=120

Speaking of, why has Jake disappeared in newer Fire Emblem games? He was every bit as much a mascot as Anna herself.

>SevSev's officially satisfying
And that's good enough for me.

She's happy you like her.

Where are you getting those numbers from?
Mag is 60, Def is 20, and Res is 65
Oh, I see, we're using plain character growths, not plus class. Sorry for the confusion, everyone.

yo

>not wanting to fuck your daughter

Eh Elise's availability lead is essentially 5 chapters counting Gunter's prologue (considering she can't be deployed in 12). I think Gunter ends up contributing more once he joins thanks to flight and I think Elise's midgame contributions are a tad overrated.

bitch

Just because she's good in bed doesn't mean she's going to be faithful to you.

These charts are not necessarily indicative of waifu quality, they only take sexual ability into account.

do you not wanna know how much guys will like your daughter?

meant for

Did you make sure to look at the Fates Anna?

>Walk in on Soleil on the bath.
>She strikes a pose and starts flirting.
>Calls Corrin cute a lot.
>Wants him wrapped up in her favorite bunny blanket
>Tries on two separate occasions to be naked with him. One is notably private and in his bedroom.
>That's without getting into her Japanese amie lines.
>Laslow just straight tells Silas that Soleil has good taste in women AND men.
Shitpost elsewhere Silas, Soleil likes boys, including Corrin.

Post things that are cheating.

-Utilizing online features
-Using information acquired outside of the game and not through your own blind playthroughs
-Not playing on the hardest difficulty
-Save scumming
-Reloading a save after getting a game over
-Reclassing characters outside of their starting class
-Using items

Just found out today that Silas can get ninja from Kaze... moderately annoyed, but I probably wouldn't have used Silas for very long anyway.

What does the chart look like WITH class growths? :^)

Too bad she has much better chemistry with Asugi and gets the most pairing art with him.

The wiki takes her outlaw class growths into account

All the other characters' numbers were drawn from their raw character growths without including classes

Outlaw adds 25 to Anna's applicable stats, giving the 145 total.

Sorry meant for

Post things that are cheating.

-Playing the game (this gives you an advantage over other players that don't have the game)

why does she have Robins coat?

>jake does not exist in hoshido, nohr, or valla
>loves you more than money is a memehouse meme, naturally, and at worst is simply a joke

Getting critical hits. If you have to rely on RNG to help you then your run is invalid and you need to restart.

Despite her future amazing tits, Soleil is going to have a hard time finding a male partner to settle down with given she got her father's luck with the opposite sex. She will be like him in that she will have only a few males that might be interested with her, but only if they give her the time of day.

She does well with what she has given that she has a small chest with her 30% strength growth. She does have great endurance though to make up for it and she's quick to try new things, despite her poor technique and not much going for her appearance.

Though how does Setsuna and Rinka have a normal sized chest despite their terrible str/mag numbers does baffle me.