/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

h-hey guys am I kawaii?

Another? When was the last one? They're still OP as shit.

shitposters kept the thread "alive", and drove anybody who is decent away.

What do you want to talk about? The new maps? The new mercs? The new weapons?

No one responds to the good posts anyway.

>it's a "Squeaker talks shit and ends up bottomscoring" episode

Should I buy Fletcher or Bushwacker next? Ineed a specialist and I am sick of proxy.

>be in NZ
>Australian servers have best ping
>well ok I'll give it a try
>Full teams of Vassily and Aimee
>4 skyhammers and no airstrikes or ammo
>"Be polite"
>Aimbots
>mfw

I play asian servers mainly, I occasionally play US west and AUS servers. They both somehow manage to be consistently more retarded than the southeast asian shitskins who frequent asian servers.

Yeah I don't get how so many Skyhammers are running around while low on ammo, not throwing any packs.

Fletcher is the meta choice, but he'll fuck up your aim and playstyle for every other merc.

Bushwhacker is basically just Sawbonez with a minisentry.

I personally prefer Bush over Fletcher because Fletcher feels cheap.

Hello /dbg/, killed any Proxys today? :3

Fletcher, jump like a retard and get people mad.

And change your Steam name to Gaspar Ebola for maximum effect.

DED
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having low hp mercs with unshakeable is the best thing. its hilarious when a nigerian prince sticks you and automatically thinks he won the fight only to get shot in the back

Felcher players are usually shitters, sticking him in the free rotation just increases the shitter ratio even more, it's great.

>having low hp mercs with unshakeable
Having Thunder with unshakeable.
>Jumping monkey? What jumping monkey? Not even noticed.

I don´t understad why they design this character with ears. At least with THIS ears.

And this is the most related topic to db that i can imagine now with this complete lacking of content.

Also 36 degrees here and I don't want to burn my graphic card playing.

W-why would you want to kill me? D:

>People who don't drop ammo or healthpacks

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO USE YOUR MERC ABILITIES?!

>play thunder
>yell "AMMO" half of the match
>laster an aura min resurrect me
>don't drop her health station, ever
FUCKING HELL STOP BEING SUCH RETARDS

REAL GRILL :O

>The magic John was working is now out in the wild and everyone is reaping the benfits. The last update for Dirty Bomb was only 126.6 MB when before it would have potentially been been larger than 800 MB. Well done John, and enjoy the smaller update downloads everyone!!

>Poor management and foresight leads to devs putting lots of files into one package
>Need to download all package when something small in it changes

Oh well, better late than never.

ded game

>>Poor management and foresight leads to devs putting lots of files into one package

Hey now, don't blame SD for Unreal Engine problems. Sure, they could have used a better engine, but still...

First gen B61 or 2nd gen B93 for BRagger?

How can UE3 be this shit when the first UE was so amazing back then?

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How can Duke Nukem Forever be so shit when Duke Nukem 3D was so amazing back then?

SM41-kun here
Have your weekly laugh
can't get a SM41, but two CR81 swiss ? yea sure m8, no prob, here you go

creep

Wasn't made by the same people though.

Actually REAL
She talked in-game

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There are no girls on the internet :3

Yea but she talked in-game
At least her voice is cute :3

Hormone-treated trap.
youtube.com/watch?v=0As18jAwx7I

Who gives a shit if she's a trap
At least she not the person in the video is cute :3

oh boy, these people

How is any of that particularly unreasonable, though you might personally disagree with it?

>nerf burst rifles
>nerf thunder's health pool and remove his stark

This is what I want.

>nerf thing I don't use
>because I die to it
>how is this unreasonable
You realize you need to have better reason for balance changes than "I am a shitter"

The problem with nerfing burst rifle is that they will become unusable, and the classes that exlusively use it with them
See where the dreiss ended up, a good weapon that now is a joke except for some cheeky kills
Same for thunder
>thunder is shit
>buff him
>he now is OP
Where does it end ? The blizzard way, where everything is fun-sized ? (read : does jackshit)

I use Thunder
His nades have literally no counterplay and STARK makes him even stronger
We need same cooking time for Thunder as Fragger has for his frags. That would solve a lot of issues.

Is this the new meme card?

No one complained about the old BR the way it was and it was a popular weapon. They should have left it at that and changed only the Stark.

And the problem with Thunder is that he has to compete with Fragger, now I think Fragger is finally not OP anymore, he's been properly nerfed, but Thunder having 170HP and great weapons is still a bitch now that his nade is actually good.

>His nades have literally no counterplay
They do, just like fragger nades had counterplay.
The problem is that counterplay requires experience and map awareness and if you consider most people lack the awareness to find their E and Q button for their merc abilities, you can quickly see how this is a problem for most pubs.
But that doesn't mean there is no counter play.

Prefer H33 for the Hollunds.

>shitter thunder panic concs a better player
>shitter doesn't get blinded and kills the better player
What's the counterplay, smartass?

>only changed the stark
It does only one more damage than the BR, has lower RPM but faster burst speed, and lower mag size
Both are balanced, or both are to change. It's not only one of them, because if one change the other will be or OP or shite comparred to it

But this is a stupid way to go on about it, I'm talking about the old 15 damage but faster burst format before the CW update, instead of changing both rifles in the same manner they could have just changed one to make them feel more different.

Oh shit it's getting intense

I can't remember how burst weaps used to be, i only picked them up intensively like 4 months ago when i came back to the game
I can recall the old time dreiss tho, a shame it's been nerfed that way

Obviously the counter play is to stare at walls 24/7 until someone kills the thunder. Clearly fair and balanced, shitter.

The thirst is real.

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>t. shitter
Joke aside, he can't BANG YOU ALL 24/7, except if your team stacks in one spot, then you have some others things to worry about, because a nader or fragger would do the same thing, but faster

Thunder is a 170 hp sniper with stark.
It makes no fucking sense.

All I see in high level servers is a bunch thunders with starks because that shit is fucking overpowered as shit.

Can you just fuck right off already, subz.

>inb4 removed from friend list

neck yourself

Last week was a fucking nightmare
>team keeps going 50% or more proxy
>enemy team just has 2 or 3 sniper thunders picking them off constantly

FAIR AND BALANCED

fml

>shitter thunder panic concs a better player
Jumping away from the nade and not looking at it directly are some of the few things that you can do.
>shitter doesn't get blinded and kills the better player
You are making out the "shitter" to be the better player and the "better player" a shitter.
Which is what this is really about. You think you are good and you think that you were killed in a cheap, unskilled manner and that the system needs to change.
The reality is that you are the shitter because you lack the basic intelligence to understand something and work your way around it.
Most shitters already have a hard time understanding how to react to a situation and what they could have done then and there. I don't expect most people to understand that you can do things before a situation arrives to have a more favorable outcome in the said situation. Which again feeds into experience and general intelligence.
It's the same as with the fragger bitching months ago. People demanded that frager would shout that he is cooking a nade, because they simply lacked the brain power to A: Figure out why that fragger ducked behind a corner. B:Guess that if your team lost all ground and the enemy can push up to your spawn, that there will be a spawn timed nade coming in.

>clearly the solution to my problems is to turn off my brain and kill myself.
I suggest you do that, kill yourself, after all you can't overcome any problem by getting better at things.

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>they are playing him because he is OP and not because he has been buffed to usability and people want to have variety
>they rape my asshole because the weapon and merc they are using is OP, clearly has nothing to do with my skill vs their skill
wew, how about you go back to killing max level 5 shitters and thinking you are any good at the game.

Can someone pls post the Thunder face with PANIC written beneath?
Thanks

this one ?

I don't mind his flashbangs. I don't fucking mind his health as much either. He's basically a second tank character yeah... but do you give a fucking mid-long range weapon to a fucking tank? NO YOU FUCKING DONT.
WHY NOT JUST FUCKING GIVE PDP TO RHINO?

Also,
>he has been buffed to usability and people want to have variety
I dare you to join a high skill server and try to engage the burst rifle hell with any weapon that isn't a burst rifle.
Burst rifles shit all over variety. Burst rifles make everything else useless except maybe actual sniper rifles in long range.
Now imagine they all had 170 fucking hea...
I only now just realized this post is literally the bait meme from /v/.

>update canceled
rip

I guess it's this
ty

I demand a burst rifle for Nader, if BANG YOU can have a crutchgun, best waifu deserves one too.

Can someone pls post the Javelin concept art character models? ty

>Nader
>less HP, worse weapons and worse ability than Fragger

>Proxy
>less HP and worse ability than Fletcher, also Remburg instead of Ahnuhld and no Empire-9

das sexis

>but do you give a fucking mid-long range weapon to a fucking tank? NO YOU FUCKING DONT.
Sure, lets replace all of fragers and thunders primaries with shotguns, so they can be just like rihno. Because some shitter can't deal with it.

>I dare you to join a high skill server and try to engage the burst rifle hell with any weapon that isn't a burst rifle.
I do that on a regular basis, which is why I think you are a shitter in denial and blames the guns/mercs/cheats or what ever the fuck else you can grasp at, just not yourself.

>Burst rifles shit all over variety. Burst rifles make everything else useless except maybe actual sniper rifles in long range.
>make everything else useless
>not exaggeratting at all, 100% pure fact
That's purely your opinion man, if you think your feelings make something a fact then perhaps tumblr is a better place for you.

fuck off ashur

I want nub enabler crutch weapons like shotguns nerfed back to useless.
>Oh you can hit 1/7 shots but can't really track and can't really track your enemies? Well congratulations little buddy you just drained 90% of that guy's health anyway so any one of your teammates can just fart him dead.

I can A and D tap to dodge 99% of shitter fire but if someone hits me even once with a shotgun I have to retreat to cover to regain health.
I fucking hate shotguns so much now.
I fucking hate having to be scared of some shitter who can't even hit stationary targets with 5 shots, but if they get even that one hit, you're fucking boned.
I hate having to be cowering in mid distance so some shitter doesnt' fuck up my day with his crutch shit.

You're all saying shit about sticky bombs, but even those are less lethal than fucking shotguns.

I'd argue her ability is better than Thunder's if you git gud, but otherwise yeah

You can do one of two things
>replace stark with k121
>reduce thunder's health to 140, same as fragger who also carries a burst rifle and isn't nearly as annoying

Affects cooldown reduction the cooldown of laser and airstrike?

>complaining about a weapon that is only effective for shitters if they're at close range when burstfire weapons exist

Crutchfire apologist pls go

No
Extra supplies only affects support abilities, which is ammo and health stuff

This is the only other one i have in the genre

ok, thanks, so is Extra Supplies pretty much nothing for kira an stoker?

Generally only worth it for non-aura medics

It's a great augment for medics but useless for fire support.

Because armor penetration falls off over distance and Hull Down on a Leopard is a bitch to pen

>doesn't realize he is critiquing somebody who is EXACTLY the same as him, but only about a different weapon
Take a good look at the "shotguns are op, they are crutch weapons that let shit players kill me" faggot. Because you are exactly like him to everybody else.

God I hate shitters.
>my opposition killed me because of luck, op, cheats
>All my kills are pure skill of godlike proportions
It's just so tiring to deal with disillusioned retards who have no grasp on reality.

fuck off ashur