>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial? If you have to ask, you can't do it.
>I just started, what should I do? Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
Future: >Maybe more shekel madness soon, some new pirate cap stats leaked: playground.schildwall.info/sisileaks/newstats/ >Winter: new "drilling platforms" >Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks >Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
Past: >May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced >May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova) >May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES >May 20: PL Fortizar on Goon undock >May 19: HK anchors first XL Citadel >May 16: Stunt Flores now Imperium FC >May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name >May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary >Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts. >Apr 23: Fanfest 2016 over >Apr 21: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/ >Apr 19: GSF camped into Saranen >Apr 10: Drone Walkers crazy stuff in the Russian theater etc >Apr 12: GSF absorbing Imperium corps; FCON + SMA bail >Mar 28: CFC is dying. CO2 reset. IWI funding the MBC to burn down goons >Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits. >Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included >Feb 09: SP trading >Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
I guess carriers do instalock. Couldn't cloak in a DST before getting locked by one
Aiden James
link
Evan Jones
I'm not posting my alt's km on here. He locked me before my screen even showed that he was yellow-boxing me. I decloaked and mashed my cloak, but was locked already. Wasn't a terrible loss, only 175m, but now I have to go back and buy a bunch of PI command centers and shit.
Jordan Scott
someone posted a general in pol
Jaxon Ortiz
>CEO does the weekly session logs check of corpmembers >user, why are there hisec systems in yours? >tfw my elite badge was taken away and I'm forbidden from participating in strategic gatecamps and flying ships above t1
Jordan White
Good to know we have human garbage here.
Ryder King
yeah pols love of trump is retarded. but ill have you know that, as a vet of that board, its only the influx of people from other boards that is making that shit happen. its happening simply because of the fact that the election is coming up. always happens.
anyone from usual /pol/ understands that whomever the president is hardly matters, let alone how to pick a good one
Jayden Russell
>influx of people from other boards Couldn't care less about that. It's the opposite. They are fucking spilling they bullshit all over Veeky Forums.
oh, thats stupid. everything from Veeky Forums spills all over the place. you probably just dont notice the depth because you dont go much anywhere else
Matthew Evans
Just say you were chasing a particularly delicious hauler girl's skirt.
Chase Price
>Corp's weekly penis inspection >Have been sick for the past 3 days >Dick is oily and full of smegma
what do
Robert Ross
Put it in your sink and wash with warm water and soap, twice.
Ian James
>he flies drone ships
Jeremiah Cooper
Is there anything this stupid fuck fozzie won't ruin
Eli Robinson
>he
Jose Stewart
>abloo bloo bloo
>implying game isn't as good as it's ever been since it came out
Xavier Parker
He is killing my business at the end of this month
Wyatt Jackson
Everyone does. It makes me sad
Hunter Cox
>tfw all drone ships used for faggy kiting
Cameron Ward
kill the drones
Elijah Sanders
snek
Lincoln Smith
>still no AoE ECM anti-drone module that freezes every drone around you
Carter Sanders
my drones have little hamsters in them that will take over if the onboard computer dies
Christian Walker
only nigmatar drones do but at 1/3 the speed
Thomas Edwards
it would be really neat if your ECM burst actually broke lock on drones but it doesn't
Aaron Sullivan
There's an AoE anti-drone module that permanently freezes their functions when you stack enough cycles of them.
Spectre Fleet is dead. Or atleast the tiny corp branch I am in is. Any anons recruiting or can suggest a corp/alliance to join that is active?
Daniel Moore
do you like wormholes?
Colton Taylor
>they don't know what bread is
Aaron Martin
>bread
Justin Jones
i like these threads because we have our own personal dank meme maker its nice thank you guy
Liam Hughes
>implying it's one guy >implying you aren't a faggot for not creating oc
Connor Perez
well I'm homeless now
how is TEST?
Dominic Jenkins
autistic as ever
Bentley Collins
is this really a thing in EVE though?
Gabriel Rivera
Why the heck a carrier only has 2.5ly jump range and a black ops 4 ? Next question : Is it a bug or normal that my fighters warp at 10k km from me ?
Aaron Mitchell
>2.5ly jump range because you haven't actually trained skills to use the ship you shitler
Angel James
The point of my question is : Why a carrier has less jumprange than a T2 BS ? dumbass
Nolan Fisher
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Logan Ramirez
because they aren't similar at all
Chase Robinson
Because carrier has over a hundred times more mass.
Hudson Thomas
Only about 8
Nathan Allen
Are you looking at packaged numbers? Remember when you fit a carrier with rigs and cap mods it's mass goes up dramatically. Even the fighters have some.
Landon Kelly
I WANT MY CARRIER TO JUMP TO THE SKY
Nicholas Allen
Mass is uneffected by anything but plates and active prop mods Blops average 150m Carriers are 1.15b
Please I roll holes every day
Liam Wood
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Kayden Lewis
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William Hall
back 2 ur hole
Jason Hughes
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Anthony Thompson
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Ryan Morris
[08:26:34] Lady Beefdrapes > Please buy a permit people, allow me to help you to be better pilots. this is just saddening
Camden Thompson
needs to be sharpened, sticks out to much on a sharp image like that
Joseph Baker
>"YOU MUST BUY A PERMIT TO MINE IN THIS SYSTEM" >Logoff and go play another game Same thing for afk-cloak
The point of video games is to be entertained
Robert Gutierrez
>taking time for ironically terrible oc edits
Grayson Rogers
you took too much the second you opened it in your favorite editing program
Brandon Richardson
you're probably right
Camden Ramirez
Y-you mean things in cargo *don't* increase the mass of the ship?
Fort explosion was a lot cooler than the Astrahus, not just because it's bigger. Has a lot more going on.
Jacob Martinez
did you have to reduce the framerate and shit to make it a webm? can you put the source somewhere like pomf.cat?
Jayden Russell
>it still loads the wreck model too late LMAO CCP SHITTERS. People pay money for this.
Eli Wood
It's actually just that slow
Bentley Carter
How does the HKC dick taste? Did you get some scraps from the table? lmao
Dylan Turner
Yes actually, half the ransom.
David Bailey
>run through "friendless gaynigger" to "regular neet" on babelfish >what does having friends feel like? do you guys ever do stuff together? please respond tia
Joseph Butler
And all of the salvage And the killmail
Chase Ramirez
>killmail
Jordan Parker
>killmale
Julian Sanchez
Remove zkill completely and isk value from ingame mails. All these memealliances drop like flies, code and wardicks die overnight. People will actually start playing the fucking game. There, EVE fixed. 80k peak.
Kayden Davis
>Remove zkill completely Just remove killmails from api. Killboard whoring fixed just like that.
On that note, remove player and corporation/alliance apis entirely, leave only market ones. That will fix a lot of what is wrong with eve.
Easton Bailey
Weapon timer prevents pulling rigs and implants :^)
Jaxson Rogers
>pulling rigs >pulling implants y tho they're still destroyed if pulled
Cooper Collins
They decrease the value of your loss so your epic efficinency doesn't drop so much. Some people are that autistic.
Asher Wood
preserve you peen and lower the value of your loss mails.
do you even kb pad?
Brandon Morris
>statpadding >ever baka desu
Henry Hughes
>destroy ship >scram the pod >pilot start to destroy implants >leave without killing the pod
Adam Fisher
that would only make you mad if youre retarded
Chase Flores
It's Eve, everyone is retarded
Dylan Sullivan
>destroying implants >not retarded
Nathaniel Miller
but if you don't kill the pod, you wont get stats ;^)
David Brooks
youre not a very smart one
Zachary Anderson
in b4 shitty all out memes about killing a fortizar.
they'll be really shit and zoned in chat, pictures of smug portraits
Dominic Miller
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Owen Fisher
>getting so butthurt that your garbage excuse for an alliance never killed a fortizar ayyy
Gavin Clark
Oh give them a break, everybody gets excited the first time they bash a couple structures. I mean it's taken all their kb ratios above 50%, that's certainly cause for celebration. They'll be jaded "major players" in no time and we won't have to hear about their POS kills anymore, don't worry.
Connor Howard
EVE isn't "fun". If you play it for "fun" YOU are the problem - the cancer - the aids - the cyst - that NO single person in New Eden wants. Only 1% of the community play the game right. Fuck off with your stupid forced meme shit trying to justify this shit fucking game, I make so much ISK/hr and sell it RWT - upward of thousands per month. What have you done with your life LOL? Kissless lonely virgin faggots, have fun being cucked F O R E V E R.
