>tfw I literally cannot stop playing Widowmaker and posting pictures of her
I used to think that obsessing over a character like this was stupid. I used to think I'd never become one of THOSE people who did shit like this. I've become obsessed, consumed, even. I literally cannot stop searching for good pictures of Widowmaker and saving them to post here. I play her almost every game where she fits the situation. (I do well with her and carry my weight, though.) I cannot get enough of playing her, seeing her.
I've framed a picture of her in a little frame on my desk, I've bought one of those cups from the pre-launch event so that I can see her face every time I get a drink. I'm currently searching for a figure to buy, as well. I've literally fallen in love with a fucking video game character.
Mason Price
remove overtime and add a 1 hero limit
Nathan Ortiz
I want them in the scary rusty spiky outfits
Carson Cooper
how does mccree know what time it is?
Aiden Morris
>tfw Widowmaker will never beat you within an inch of your life and then sit on your face
David Torres
someone by me the game i'll play with u forever
Cooper Edwards
nth for if you get angry at people saying gg when the game ends you're autistic
>these are the people who don't want windowlicker nerfed
Jackson Howard
>steel trap + mine on the front entrance of attacker's door in any map >guarantee 1-3 kills within the first few seconds
Ayden Gray
>I got shit on by double tracer
Angel Allen
make me.
Xavier Bell
>that one guy who calls her windowlicker
The only viable way to nerf her is to increase the time between her shots t b h
Luis Kelly
>"man, level 50, maybe now I'll break my streak of mediocre loot crates!" >three voice lines and an avatar
Sebastian Carter
if you're a widow/mcree/tracer/genji player kill yourself
William Moore
Lets talk lore.
Matthew Morales
Hanzo is fun.
Jordan Nguyen
You Hanzo players die on your own. I don't need to make you.
Benjamin Nguyen
>picture is 5:00 One job, user.
Lucas Long
how do you stay useful on him?
Benjamin Cook
>Get killed by McCree while using Junkrats ult >Killcam shows him using his flashbang/fan the hammer on the completely defenseless and oblivious Junkrat
Oliver Rogers
every win, I say "GG EZ"
every loss, I say "Bad team"
this is the next evolution of trash talk if you can't say "suck my dick you fucking faggot" without getting banned, I guess I'll just start saying dumb shit like this
fuck you blizzard, and every other online game that bans people for saying mean things
Bentley Sanders
mi wo sutetemo myouri wa sutezu
Camden Clark
She looks so delicious.
Julian Morales
Last point of Numbai, the little room with the health pack and the suitcases that people like to cut through to flank defenders. Set up a trap and c4 there, in different places each time, got 5 kills before they started trying to go the longer route, got a couple there before we lost.
Nicholas Bailey
you don't, the most useful thing you can do as hanzo is switch to widow
Brody Hill
>that evil look Junkrat has after his confused look ends
Goddamn I love that
Josiah Sullivan
random hero brawl is definitely a lot more fun than quickplaying solo. the only issue it has now is that snowballing is big since you lose your ult charge everytime you die.
Juan Gutierrez
How do you think it happened, if it were to happen? Mercy would have taken the first step I think.
Aaron Sanchez
>bullying a solo rein using tracer
my favourite character to go against with her he's totally helpless
Jordan Cooper
I say gg 2 ez everytime I lose
Gavin Lopez
It's a reflex now for McCree players. Premature flashbang.
Colton Morris
>Support >Lose
>Don't support >Lose harder.
Samuel Cooper
>mcskill players being able to push anything other than W, E, and RMB
Gabriel Rogers
>escorting the payload on Dorado >almost at the first checkpoint >MOOOLTEN COREEEE! >turret is on the top of the stairs to the left >literally no flank/blind spot What the fuck do i even do here? Tor has a blindspot to hammer away and health packs
Isaiah Gutierrez
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William Wood
Hit every scatter arrow ever. Shit one-shots tanks.
Julian Price
>Lets talk lore >Tracers machine thing is off
Sebastian Wood
Why is D.Va so fat
Jose Myers
BLUEBERRY GODDESS
Jaxon Howard
But I dont know any
Carter Sanders
>when you kill a spawn camping mcnigger after you reflect his flashbang back on to him and headshot the faggot with your shuriken
Joseph Cruz
Doesn't Tracer need the chest thing to keep her from teleporting through time
Jaxon Davis
>Defending the first point >Half our fucking team just leaves the game >They steamroll through and capture it, and move the payload halfway to the 2nd essentially for free while people continue to join and leave >By the time we have a whole team in the actual game the payload is right near the end
I dont know how harsh the leaver penalty is, but it needs to be harsher
We werent even doing poorly, people just fucking left and it ruined the entire game
Ryder Gomez
>Decide to play >1 win, 4 losses >All 4 losses were complete and total fucking blowouts >Last loss had a Symmetra that never fucking changed, we had no healer, and I had 4 gold medals as fucking Winston. WINSTON.
I can literally not carry retards hard enough anymore. They just insta-lock offense classes and proceed to just feed ult-charge to the enemy. The enemy team wasn't that good either, they just didn't have the burden of a retarded Symmetra and a retarded Widow.
Austin Gomez
McCree players are literally functional retards
Parker Reed
Tracer drawn without her time thing triggers me every time. Shows how little the person drawing it knows about the game
Jason Gray
FUCK
Landon Baker
Hahahaha yes. Fucking perfect.
Ayden Ward
Don't give me that 150hp, theoretically can get one shot bullshit. Her blink ability lets her do the stupidest shit like get right inside a group of enemies, shit out her fucking ult, then blink again or recall out of there for fucking no risk, when everybody on your team is on the objective. Add on to the fact that this fucking "glass cannon" flanking class can fucking 1v1 nearly every class in the game because "lol I pressed shift, good luck trying to track me after doing a complete 180, faggot" which is fucking obnoxious as all hell. This "squishy" faggot shouldn't be able to fucking do that.
Nathaniel Gray
I'll agree that Mercy makes he first move, either when Overwatch is active or after they team back up. 76 gets his head lost way too much in his work to pay attention to shit like that.
Justin Cook
How did you think she changed clothes. Or went to the bathroom
Cameron Bennett
>Last two guys on kings row attack select hanzo when we have no tank and already have windowlicker >tell them to jump off a cliff and soduku >suspended for 4 hours
yeaaaaaaaaaa ok
Hudson Fisher
So what did Doomfist even do besides having a huge ass gauntlet that could level skyscrapers?
Jose Powell
why is soldier 76 so fun
David Wood
Playing mercy is huge hate-love relationship for me. Sometimes I love healslutting it up and other times I can only watch as the team does dumb as fuck things and want to kill myself. This happens even when I play with my group.
Ayden Scott
>mfw I know how to play Rein against people like you to survive
A lot of Reins make the mistake of keeping shield up until they're dead instead of dropping shield and using that gigantic fucking jet hammer. Hammer->Shield->Hammer etc works hilariously well. I like to fire a Tracer then smack her britbong ass
Though honestly if I could change Rein I would say CATCH PHRASE
Logan Garcia
>when you make the enemy widow rage quit as widow
Samuel Lee
I just wish she wasnt the most piss easy incarnation of a sniper Ive ever seen in an FPS
Semi auto sniper rifle with near insta charge, global walhack, insane mobility, and a great weapon for close quarters (which is supposed to be a snipers weakness)
Gabriel Wood
Iktf >level 28 >21 hours played >only two legendaries so far
Cooper Young
>Two blues what excellent luck
Joseph Rivera
>need to take something off your chest to take a shit
???
James Stewart
>join game >realize I got Mercer'd >Tell him I'm a big fan of his other roles >He says "haha thank you" and doesn't accept my friend's request
Hudson Bell
Adding to the edgy reaper collection.
Who's keeping them?
Thomas Cruz
>you will never taste her sweet blueberry juice
Jace Sullivan
>FIRE IN THE HOLE >tire suddenly vanishes >see widow's picture in the top right corner >say "Thanks" >McCree thanks them at the same time Reminder to spread the love.
Landon Cruz
she's really easy to be decent with but hard to be great with
Nicholas Flores
What can I improve on?
Gavin Martin
how many times have you watched her cinematic
Brayden Hill
>bought 300 cases >no trashmouse skin
plz
Aaron Kelly
lost like 4-5solo queues in a row maybe 1 win dont remember.
hate everything restart the game and get 4 wins in a row.
Solo queue is cancer i didnt even enjoy my wins because we stomped them. widowmaker,hanzo,tracer, zenyatta players are beyond useless.
also why is it soo hard for people to stay on the payload?
Jayden Price
I think it's all her idea. How many screaming fans he has, you know? She's the only one to talk to him equally, even as she declares on the first day that she's going to marry him.
Ethan Walker
I just had a thought;
What if Overwatch was set in the same universe as Big Hero 6? What would happen if the cast of BH6 became playable characters somehow? Would it make sense and could it work?
Joseph Lewis
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Anthony Bailey
>Reinhardt gets so pissed off at being frozen he forgets to switch to third person when charging
Ryan Bell
your right hand comes off?
Blake Peterson
>good character duos that can save an otherwise doomed team
Jacob Jackson
>skin-tight full body bodysuit
Noah Sanchez
>join game >realize I got Mercer'd >Tell him I'm a big fan of his other roles >He says "haha thank you" and doesn't accept my friend's request
John King
>Ilios >Enemy goes double Roadhog and Widow >Try to go Zenyatta to heal and hit them from range and get Widow'd >Try to go Winston to deal with Widow and get Whole Hogged >We get our shit pushed back >holy fuck this is annoying >which hero can I play that can deal with this? >ugh well the edgelord is supposed to be good at getting rid of tanks let's try him for once
>all these multikills >all these medals >all these killstreaks >Widowmaker can't even touch me >Turn both Roadhogs into pulled pork >D.Va's mech disintegrates as soon as I fucking sneeze on it >POTG
that was fucking insane. Is this why people play Reaper so much? Am I going to become an edgemaster too?
Jason Davis
>the successor
Kid from the trailer confirmed
Ryder James
>mercy at 40% winrate >junkrat at 30% winrate
Kill me now
Nathan Wright
>Everyone wants Doomfist to be that faggot in the hood from the first trailer >It's a black dude
Jaxson Foster
>level 32 >two legendaries so far >this skin both times
i'm a little upset
Elijah Sanders
I want to marry Mei and raise a family with her.
Robert Jones
mercy and rienhart saves alot of my solo queues
Hunter Barnes
I'm sure there's a way for her to take off her clothes while leaving the harness on
Nathan Reyes
>It's a "The enemy Zenyatta seems to be mash-hitting E for you, and the enemy Widowmaker is Korean-aimbot-tier" episode
Robert Powell
>ammo spent >no shot
nice game
Jace Brooks
roadhog and roadhog
Julian Clark
>NOW ENTERING NUMBANI just fuck my shit up this map is pure cancer
Chase Ross
You mean like this
Nolan Peterson
Good thing shes busted enough to where being decent is all it takes
Much like Mcree, you could be terrible at using deadeye and still wreck games
Josiah Baker
Reminder that when in doubt jump straight up as Winston. You'll land on people easier, and if you do die someone might just see a giant gorilla fall down dead for seemingly no reason.
Jayden Collins
>not telling him you like critical role and asking him to sign your ass
you're not autistic enough for this user
Owen Jones
Jealous man I've never had the pleasure of seeing him in game
Carson Wilson
>Avoid this player >Play the next 4 games with him on my team >Alright you win >Leave and re-queue after game >Matched up with him again It is honestly fucked up when you put a system into your game to allow players to opt to avoid another player because maybe they are shit or toxic or whatever reason and then are matched to play with them 5 games in a row.
Couldn't they at least shuffle the teams so you can kill their ass?
Jaxson Stewart
Mercer plays the game?
Jonathan Smith
>have money, no time >just spend time opening cases
i cant stop the thrill of opening cases plz send help