Dota 2 gulag - /d2g/

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>STATISTICS
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DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES

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>Slark snowballs.
>does nothing at all
>d2g will still whine

>earth spirit has bb
>two heroes feed in attempt to save him and lose the game

rofl empire

the fun part in this is that maybe can play a very good ember too

dont you get to eat in the evening or early morning?

>slark has 300 damage

>tfw didn bet on lgd -1.5

>9/1/11
>nothing at all

they have a shit draft, slark is not the doing nothing, his team is

He alone vs 3 core lineup, on dp shit micro player, slardar is support hero he build blink force staff

nth for sheeverfu

daily reminder

>LE SLARK IS OP I KNOW BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING CM AND HE KILLED ME
Redditors ruined the balance of this game

I wish soe would sit on my face

this slark is giving some autists in d2g PTSD lel

fucking dogshit players hahahaha

So you are saying it is almost like he is nullified with good picks? Oh wow.

Waow, truly imbalanced hero.

>muh gank KDA!11

First for more awoo knocking doors.

the fucks going on w USE/USW tonight

>they think it's the slark's fault empire are losing
xd

>shit
Fixed

What went wrong?

what if solar crest DP?

Someone do a better version of this for the inevitable announcements in the next few days

ramzes is literally the only good empire player

>/d2g/ whines that Slark is one man army that will 'stomp the game if he snowballs'
>Slark snowballs
>Eats dick so much he can't even enter into teamfights

b-b-ut muh gang
b-but i was alone in enemy side and didn't even look at minimap slark came to kill imbalanced hero

It's already perfect.

LIST OF EMPIRE HEROES THAT ARE DOING FUCK ALL

DEATH PROPHET

DISRUPTOR

EARTH SPIRIT

SLARDAR

should have secret on there once more and eg twice

Earlier 5 mans and less wombo combo type heroes.
He excels at pick offs and interrupting combos.

circle cogs

>Loda's Orb
>Sheever's Guard
>Moon Shard

Why do certain players get items named after them?

empire just used scan on rosh

Who picked this fat fuck? Did they lose?

(you)

>peenix dissolves half of the hard carry's health in 3 seconds
OSfrog?

SLARK
>Can't teamfight with 26k NW

Even Anti-mage would do more

Report ES

>it's Scandal chokes episode
back to retirement

>can't teamfight without a team
ftfy

>Sheever
>player

Anti-Mage wouldn't have been able to get there in the first place.
Slark is great for playing from behind.

AM either leads or loses.

r.i.p. lothar and guinsoo
i too cannot stop hearing loda's orb though, fucking casters

Wings vs DC game 3
They lost

sure it's the worst hero with the worst model

g-guys.. secret will not d-disband, r-right?

>antimage would do more
>against non-int cores with bkbs

top tier post bro

does any one have the webm of burning pissing in the public toilet?

Just got this set from roulette.

Did I do gud?

>Slark is great for playing from behind.
so great he wouldn't play dota when Empire grouped up after laning when he couldn't get easy pick offs from lone wanderers

Fucking shitcan

He'd objectively splitpush hell of a lot faster than Slark does :v)

>building BKB vs DK, Pheonix, Beastmater ulti
>building Veil when your dmg is all phys
>build Euls for no reason, never use it
>die over and over again b/c your items are retarded
This is a professional player? How...............

can empire even take 1 game?

SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE

Should watching anime carry the death penalty?

are compendium wheel of fortune sets tradable or marketable?

Everyone but PLD and Universe are getting fat

CARRY ABBADON TIME

>Slark is great for playing from behind.
No he's not unless the enemy team is retarded.

Based delusional bro

>Hero gets picked once because the drafters are retards who think they can make it work Kunkka
>100 PICKED HEROES GUYS OUR GAME IS ALIVE
>Same 10 heroes still picked and ban every fucking game
What the fuck Dotards? Your meta is stale as fuck, can't believe you genuinly think this is better than LoL.

>Making Puppey that short
Kek he looks like a child

Apologize

enjoy your .10$

AM would be so much better, he'd push out lanes with Manta.

why did they shop them all to the same height?

if you like it then sure
i personally cant stand any alliance sets because of the obnoxious {A} on everything, looks disgusting
that said all the navi sets just utterly suck ass. every one of them. best to ignore hats.

SHEEVER xD

When is our bigboi Chuan playing

sheever is such a stupid fucking whore i hope she gets hit by a truck before TI

why is sheever not invited

>that lion positioning

Earthshaker wasn't even picked user

Not sure what that image would look like. That edit of the water cycle does that better anyway.

last series

no idea she would do great on the panels

no 2gd no sheever.. maybe gaben hates dota as much as everyone else

EG -> SECRET -> EG -> SECRET -> EG -> SECRET

like poetry

yes

>shit-tier chinks vs ruskis
>literally nobody watching

lmao

>pinoys continue to prove that they're devolved

Is that kelly screaming in the background?

that screaming piece of shit really angers me

thanks bro
whens the date of release for all those sets?

>pushing out lanes
>against an ember with travels

What went wrong?

I miss James

Redeye is okay i guess but he can't carry the panel by himself

BASED FUCKING VALVE

TALENTLESS SLUTS BTFO

He's finished, Arteezy has to work his way up from some Tier 4 NA team after this to be recruitable again. It'll have like, Demon and Grandgrant and Purge on it.

twitter.com/Febbydota/status/740788467228147715
what does he mean by this?

was thinking the same thing, she must have gotten out of her cage.

>thanks to the monster integration act, banshees are now allowed to watch dota with monkeys

end my life senpai

Are EG and Secret still going to get direct invites to TI?

Febby lived in the US for ages

Nobody remade Darwin's Island yet so custom games are shit

best player in the world on tier 4 team?

why tho?

instant

fuck really?

I bet he porked that phat doe pussy like hello what?

Probably. EG is the new Navi.

He means that South Korea is a vassal of the USA, ergo MVP=American=NA

hell make the most cancerous team ever with mason where they draw energy from memes and flaming each other

they will go undefeated for so long that dota 2 becomes boring and the game dies

EG will get invited because muh TI5 champion

Secret is finished

>best player in the world
that's not Miracle

Doesn't come with hundreds of different models for different units and buildings and doesn't have a decade of development of custom games behind it like WC3.