Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg

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>Patch Notes: eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/91f0b0d1b9095d3bf80fce2b1086724f734d57c0

>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread

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of all fucking pictures

naka bp

Anyone else enjoy just fooling around with hairs/facepaint that don't fit your character?

xth for there isn't a slut under this can.

>I'll try to say hi to you too
The more the merrier. :3

hideous

Aww, but you could get some cute tank armor!

That's the point.
That's why I'm using those awful eyebrows too.

Will you pose for me in game while I jerk it?

>Get invited to linkshell
>Never say anything in it

I don't want to be THAT guy but I currently am

God damn it why can't I be more natural with this...

They'll never know how our hells burn.
:3

Yeah okay.

>get to level 50 BTN
>finally finish the msq to get into heavensward
>that music in ishgard
>i can now gather nodes as collectables but dont really understand

Man, HW is awesome already

>maint
>"Fuck it, I'll resub to FFXI for something to play in the meantime"
>ten minutes waiting for playonline to attempt to update the thing after a fresh install
>find out my brief time trying to play a private server are still plaguing my attempts to play retail even after numerous reinstalls

No it's fucking fine, I didn't want to go back to play my mithra a little while anyway.

The inevitable acceptance that I will not be trying to beat Weeping City today settles in once more.

Post elezens!

Xth for what are you doing right now?

>fuck up final boss of weeping city
>8 people left basically beat the boss from 50% on their own

It was pretty fun to watch them.

if you're not a BLU you're not missing out anyways.

I actually enjoy Ozma.
What I don't enjoy are the incredible amount of idiots that duty finder picks up.
And being outrolled on a 94.

Silly user, you can't do that there is maintenance right now!

are u me

what is everyone listening to while waiting for maintenance to end?

youtube.com/watch?v=W2TE0DjdNqI

I hadn't even unlocked that job yet, I was still vaguely trying to gear PLD while faffing about the world in general.

Overwatch

Keep losing to cheese strats and it's obnoxious.

Deadezen.

>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
You'll never know just how it feels.
;_;

hope you're close to an aegis and ochain then.

god forbid you want to do old content, everybody just hangs out in mhaura and does ambuscade or cleaves shit in escha zones.

Waiting to go eat lunch with my sister.

That's the weird thing right? I love Ozma as a fight.

I just keep getting distracted or end up tired before I go run it so I go nap instead.

Helmetelezen

post new butt

I meant next time.

Debating taking a nap.

Not even, they messed with dynamis balance again and I'm incapable of soloing the place anymore, which means either falling to mithra stereotypes and capping THF or give up on aegis. I guess I need to try work on ochain instead

Never.

Black Hole is strangely satisfying.
The sound, the spinning, and the colours as well.

...

u wot? dynamis is easy to solo with i119 gear as a DNC/THF or DNC/. hell, my average item level is like, 113 on DNC and i do just fine with no subjob in dreamworld zones. you'll get more drops if you can manage to get enough DNC usable gear to have TH3 though.

Trying to do Weeping City is soulcrushing.

How are people so bad? How can people not understand the most simple of mechanics? I legitimately cannot comprehend how people are this stupid.

Are they unable to learn? Are they unable to realise that getting gibbed by doing the same thing over and over without changing anything up is detrimental?

youtube.com/watch?v=JX-mowD6J5M
Best theme in the game or what?
:3

She has white stuff on her mouth. I wonder from what?!

Black Hole is legit the coolest shit, man. Everything about Ozma is 10/10. Pity it had to be in a 24-man, but at least Weeping City's pretty high quality in general.

I'm talking about soloing it as a paladin user, not as a dancer or thief, though, perhaps I should try again.

hello lizard

We had a SMN who died to Mega Death five times in a row despite being told in both alliance and party chat how to do it. He went "I don't get this mechanic" after the fifth death and THEN he actually read the damn explanation and went "oh okay"... and still died to it.

I just want to get my drop for the week and leave.

It's week one chill our bro
[getting hit by mechanics that were previously in the game intensifies]

Ada is gassy!

Toot toot!

She loves to poot!

Oh yeah!

She's got the gas!

Brap brap brrrrt!

Doing work for the first time since 3.3 dropped

>tfw you're all alone.

You tryna say I'm not the cutest avatarfag around?

It's true. ;_;

ugly

oh, soloing as a paladin would be absolute trash, you can't proc worth a shit as a PLD.

hit up the dreamworld zones, get the time extensions, then spam steps on the JA proc mobs. are you on asura?

The first time it happened I was dead, so it was hilarious watching my corpse just sorta swoosh around.

Later I got a nice shot of THE ABSOLUTE TERROR

Y-you can't prove anything!
Hello darker lizard, that is a very cute outfit! Though I thought we were demons not lizards...
Of course not, you are very...shiny!

Cute lala. I'd be your friend but dead game, long queues and such.

handsome ra, show face

>tfw want to play ffxiv but friends keep calling me to overwatch

>wake up
>maintenance again

Bravo SE

Why the fuck can Ozma drop belts, let alone double belts?
I didn't suffer through 4 runs so you could drop garbage literally no one wants to roll on.

>don't fit
Picture unrelated. Please stick with that look.

>people that use "It's brand new content!" as an excuse for dying
>they seem to forget that it's brand new content for everyone else in the raid who's not dying like a retard

Which anima weapon looks best?

everyone calls them lizards though
also it's lewd not cute wat

White mage is fantastic. That would be my bet.

Best way to get from 2* melded whites to 3.5*

Please tell me

Can someone explain collectables to me? Does it only work with unspoiled nodes?

From what ive heard i have to go to one, click the skill that gathers it as collectible and then turn it in at rowena for exp?

>Dead game

what?

Fucking try it before you waste our time.

Dynamis procs aren't that terrible, since, it's not as if you have to use specific weaponskills or job abilities to proc, so you can just spam over and over, unlike in abyssea. Quetzacoatl, as I was a Lvl-Up! fan at the time, and that was the server that their LS was merged with

It annoyed me the most on the second boss with the beams you have to stand on
How many times was that used in ct? Twice?

I would if not for fucking maintenance. I was hyped about trying it out since i just got there

Slut

Sorry.
>game on life support
Sorry again, you're still adorable though. Probably more now.

They need more demonic aspects if they are demons.
Also body tattoos not tied to armor when?

As a tank, I never have a long queue.

Post saving Estinien, please.

24 mans have always been world of belts

what server? we can potentially be lala friends

can't help you out then unfortunately.

no, you don't have to use SPECIFIC ones, but steps have a five second timer, and JA procs are fairly common. WS procs happen more often but it's slower to get 1000 TP, and magic procs are fucking trash.

a friend and i pull around 600+ currency a run.

Sorry brah I don't run outdated content, and relics are for no lifes so I don't need oil.

It's the same with the fucking eat the orbs and place the meteor mechanics.

I'm a lizard on a rock.
:3

Post insert race here

Sometimes it's better that way.

Hyur! He meant hyur! Post good looking hyur!

Chocobo it is!

Rich Balmungoloid looking for sleepy sugar babies.

Can do.

First you need at least 600gp

All the worthwhile turn ins are from unspoiled nodes.

>put collector's glove on
>reveal item
>click item so collectable box comes up

>discerning eye
>methodical appraisal
>repeat x2
>collect

garlandtools.org/bell for nodes

>shrek just unlocked 3.3
jesus

The thought's appreciated nonetheless user.

Besides, its a moot point if I can't even play due to how this private server fucked my installation somehow.

Nothing stopping me from moving either my main or an alt to asura I suppose though, assuming I ever get this bastard game to run

nth for exciting camera angles.

Holy shit, what is this hideous abomination?

Is dat a boi or a girl?

Fat Chocobo posting?
My time has come.

You can do the early nodes with 400gp, and the later nodes with 400gp if you get impulsive procs(not recommended)

Hyur!?

How did you find my rl picture.

does anybody else feel the weight of years that never had a chance to pass

does anyone else feel such a deep sense of longing that it feels impossible to even begin to put into words :)