Dotards 2 thread the /d2g/

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Secret made a huge error getting Bulba.

Just how many million times has that trash proven that he is incapable of being a good player.

And I now 100% believe Universe was playing like a fucking idiot on purpose.

>The Zaipi dream is dead

Aui to Kaipi?
Bring back the Old C9 dream!

WHY DIDNT AUI JOIN SECRET FOR THE TRUE SPEED GAMING EXPERIENCE + PUPPEY
JUST

JUST

FRIENDLY REMINDER
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY SECRET FANS

Hello darkness my old friend

POST RTZ

>that bulge

Is Aui packing heat?

Nobody wants LingPing 2000 cuz he is a trash player.

then again TS was retarded enough to acquire Bulba

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>20 fucking posts early

"THEY ARE GOING TO KICK ME AGAIN" MEME IS ACTUALLY RIGHT

Secret.Jigglebilly
CONFIRMED

All according to plan

Aui is just trash at carry he needs to be a fucking cuck support

>And I now 100% believe Universe was playing like a fucking idiot on purpose.

HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

Finish up the old thread retards. Or the mods will delete this one.

Reminder that there is L I T E R A L L Y no stopping this man

>rtc getting passed around like a cheap whore

New era for EG and Secret. They are back!

>puppey back to navi
>light of heaven out of retirement
>xboct returns from the hyperbolic time chamber

>navi wins ti6

Except having literal dogshit like Zai on his team lmao

Thank you for your service Saahil

Welcome Home.

Got nowhere to run

Somebody post the picture of Universe during the EE Kunkka pic.

I wonder if this is all a ruse made by valve to hype TI as the game itself has turend to shit

Its just too perfect to be their decision

Also

it still boggles my mind EE hasn't been kicked from a team since NTH

Kuroky was always right

Post your FUCKING faces when today's reshuffle blows shitty Major games out of the water

I WANT TO BLOG ABOUT MY 3K ADVENTURES GODAMIT

>bulba on secret

ughhhh, looks like they've dropped the ball for good.
No need to watch their games anymore I guess, they're basically on the same level as Team freedom or some shit now.

based

Noone

Literally

Noone

Wants this man on their team

I mean Secret chose Bulba instead of him

Literally

BULBA

instead of this man

LUL

CHOTTO MATTE

...

Nani?

I'd still fuck him

Only infidels doubted him

There's no more hope left for Secret

Someone post the 'across the universe, seeking intelgent life form' pic of aui

PPD literally controls the entire western scene. Its all back and forth between him and Puppey. Puppey was the original OG player/scene destroyer when he stole CIS talent constantly

AS I'M FADING AWAY

just a boy that wants to play dota

BLOGPOSTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

ESPORTS DRAMA SPILLING OVER INTO THEIR BLOGPOSTING TIME LMAO

>mfw rtzshitters blamed kuro for secret 2.0

>EG and secret get last place
>EG kicks bulba
>bulba on secret
>secret have to go through the open qualifiers
>EG probably will also
>secret and EG are in shambles

i actually peed myself a little from laughing so hard

>people who think eg won't get direct invite
LE EPIC GET MEMED KID HAHA XDDD REDDIT XDD

How long they are going to rotate same old shitters around? Where are fresh new NA/EU players?

this now needs a keikaku edit
fucking Kubo tier twists up in here

You would even fug a dog though.

On a side note. Kuro and Notail who left Secret are doing just fine.

>Aui on DC is not top 2 NA
>Aui on EG is not top 2 NA
>Aui not on DC is top 2 NA

pottery

DOTA 2 esport is the best seasonal anime of 2016

FACT.

>breaking the rules
>being invited

Valve talks so much about integrity so they literally can't invite the defending champions

Fucking Dotards man

>universe was a double agent the whole time

PPD is a mastermind.

notail is being hard carried like the shitter he is

kuro is a fucking strong leader tho.

Another easy ti win for EG honestly

pretty sure nobody in the pro scene takes the combined player pool of EG and Secret seriously anymore
people are literally laughing at them and not with them

>NEWS & STREAMS
reddit.com/r/DotA2

to what team is Arteezy going to migrate to after this tI?

>fresh
>new
>NA

you forgot aui kicked and Zai taking a spot

ALL OF THIS ULTIMATELY FOR THE SAKE OF REPLACING ARTEEZY WITH ZAI

LITERALLY AN EVIL GENIUS

The rules are going to get changed after TI because of retarded ass shit that has happened since TI5 with these roster locks.

...

IM SICK OF THIS LIFE

How on earth did Puppey manage to fuck himself over second TI in a row.

just fucking what is up with him and his never ending shuffles

should've stuck with w33+misery secret that team was good team

yeah except now everyone realized it and formed actual teams. both secret and eg are now literally t2 teams which no t1 player/team wants to touch.

EG is playing NA qualfiers with this lineup

Fear
Sumail
Universe
Zai
PPD

Secret is , despite memeing, still OFFICIALLY AN EU TEAM, and this will be playing in the EU qualfiers with THIS

EE
RTZ
BULBA THOUHG
PUPPEY
PIE

EG ARE GOING TO BREEZE THROUGH AND SECRET IS FUCKIGN FINISHED

THE CHESS MOVE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY BY PETER "BAELISH" DAGER

Who's going to want that anchor?

Toby Dawson @TobiWanDOTA 26m26 minutes ago

Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to welcome both @teamsecret and @EvilGeniuses to the #TI6 Open Qualifiers

hope both teams get knocked out in bo1s

WHAT KINDA SHUFFLE YOU WANT FAMILY?

wait is arteezy out of a team?

Sumail

Why the fuck are people praising Peter? Are NA fans delusional?

>dump Slotherina
>need to go through Open Qualifiers now

Peter is fucked.

>PLD to alliance

thoughts?

JUST

eg will play against peruvians and sneykings

secret will play against alliance navi etc

good shit valve grats on your amazing rules

>Zai is the person every team wants
>goes to school for a year
>PPD constructs master plan to weaken the scene just to get Zai a year later
>IT FUCKING WORKS

LITERALLY "THE" EVIL GENIUS

#VEGGIEESPORTS

what if alch aghs
made his greevil's greed an aura

Post your face when our guy Cap will eliminate EG and/or Secret from TI6

...

>NO OTHER TEAM JOINS THE RETARD SHUFFLE RUMBLE OF SECRET AND EG

>THEYRE LITERALLY CONTAINED OUTSIDE THE SCENE

>THEY ARE LAUGHED AT IN PUBLIC MEDIA LIKE TWITTER AND REDDIT

I don't even.

He got Universe and Zai, EG are completely fucking safe even if they had to go through Open/Invited Qualifiers to TI and are probably safe in TI too.

Secret on the other hand have Bulba and RTZ, these TWO ARE INCAPABLE OF PLAYING AT PROFESSIONAL LEVEL

its damage control

STANDING

>Purge beating PPD

a man can only dream

based cap

I JUST WANNA SCREAM

>completely safe
>in bo1 qualifiers
>safe
>bo1

Yep. 100% delusional.

what did he mean by this?

reminder that Zai going to EG is NOT CONFIRMED