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I want Soldier 76 to cum inside me.

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Reminder that all the females are 1000% heterosexual

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this desu

he's not gay too bad for you

poost skin ideas

>expend time, energy, and resources to destroy a turret
>the enemy easily builds another one in no time at all

why is this allowed

>tfw constant ping/rtt spikes make the game unplayable

Maybe I'll try again later

reaper on the other hand is gay as hell

WHY DOES NOBODY IN THIS GAME JOIN THE FUCKING VOICE CHANNEL?

I was using my mic every game for a while until I realized the average game only has 2 people in the channel, me and one other person. It's such a fucking waste of effort to try to communicate with your teams in this game. Also why in the FUCK do people use discord servers when the in-game chat works flawlessly? Additional rage: why does the game leave the groups in group chat instead of moving them over to team chat? Fuck this bullshit.

That shit is fucking retarded.
Reaper x Mercy shippers are LITERALLY socially retarded.
What is abuse?
What is hate?

xth for Mercy mains

>join a match
>victory before I even choose a character
>easy

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>unironically calling women "females"
Looks like you're a stupid boy

only zenyatta can understand what goes on inside a shipper's mind.

i think S76 is so old he would need his tactical visor to put his dick into anything

what hero do you guys fap to the most

>being in the voice channel ever
>being in any of the chat channels

Sometimes I see someone start typing shit in team chat and I have to stop what I'm doing and leave the channel. There should be a setting for not joining in the first place.

>hey bro join our discord :)
>-discord link-

EVER FUCKING GAME

>shippers are LITERALLY socially retarded.

there you go

your skin, lotioned, and sewn into a lovely dress

THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT ASS

have you ever beat someone so bad they got this mad?

Being in a hateful abusive relationship with someone you're been in combat with makes more sense than being in a lesbian relationship with someone 30 years younger than you that you have no connection with other than kind of knowing her mom.

Am I the only one who has no trouble with turrets at all?
They're so fucking squishy and easy to avoid in most cases, I barely notice them. Even the torbjorns that build them are more annoying with their shotguns.

are you one of those people that play mercy no matter what even though the widow, tracer and winston keep hauling your ass?

i bet you dont even play solo

Find a group to play with you're expecting too much from strangers.

waow i hope u reported him for raceism

your face
moron party mask

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Widowmaker

dva is female but not a woman. checkmate fgt

>be an average sniper in most games
>can't hit headshot for shit with widowmaker
I just can't put my finger on what is different here. Maybe the blocky jump animations in this game. I am so awful at headshots that i mostly go for bodyshots now if we need a sniper for turrets and other camping crap.

Feels bad man. I should probably just pick Hanzo and spam away.

>be roadhog
>hook a torbjorn
>he gets put behind me and he shoots me in the spine with his shotgun

lol :^)

the problem is you're bothering with headshots instead of just clicking their body twice

I actually reported him for being a roadhog main calling everyone niggers every 40 seconds was just an excuse.

>Nipples strong enough to poke out from a skin tight suit with good definition

Why is this allowed? Delete this post.

>Playing 76 on Gibralta Attack
>Getting my flank on and doing my best to disrupt/kill the enemy
>cart has not moved at all
>"what in the literal fuck?" - me 2016
>tab to see if our tank is alive still and make a mad dash near them
>my team is two Genjis, a Widow, Hanzo and a torb
>they are being mown down by bastion mercy combo
>die a little inside
>tfw

see I meant to say all shippers, but this Mercy x Reaper ship is just pissing me off more than normal.

Widow followed by Mei.

maybe because this game doesn't punish missing, bodyshots, spraying so you have no drive to actually get the headshot. Widow is ezmode kid

I honestly don't even care if they talk in the channel, but why don't people even join it to listen?
>tfw no groups
>tfw rl friends are shit at the game

So she's a girl. Female is for animals and no woman calls herself "female" unless she's a tranny or a fucking retard.

Checkmate virgin little Veeky Forums boy kek

your problem is that you're the average Veeky Forums player

>i am awful at video games so i let others play instead and hope they carry me

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING PLAYING AS IF I WAS IN MOLASSES

SHOOTING HAS AN INPUT DELAY AS DOES MOVEMENT

EVEN ANIMATIONS LIKE GUN BOB AND MELEE ARE SLOW

MY PING ISN'T EVEN BAD IT'S UNDER 40MS BUT USUALLY I GET 15

same here. Sometimes I just follow torb around and take out all his turrets as he places them so he learns to play better heroes

no one goes for headshots with widow, just hit them with a 100 bodyshot and then a 20% bodyshot 0.1 seconds later.

this is what trips me up. i can't play a sniper that doesn't care about missing it's super fucking weird

it makes more sense than literally any lesbian ship you could make an argument for reaper x soldier but I'm not going to

Something like this, with animation like that too that only happens during pre-round spawning.

I can't hit shit with Widow because I'm used to slightly leading my targets and her gun is hitscan. I have to force myself not to do it, so I just don't play Widow at all.

your fps needs to be 100+ or you'll suffer input lag.

>2 meis can permanently block the main entrance to hanamura A for the entire game

interdasting

A Rein on our team spent an entire three-round KotH game telling the enemy Mei she was a whore/cunt/nigger who sucked all the fun out of every game and that the player should just kill himself and save everyone else from having to interact with him ever again, etc.

I thought it was a joke at first but he just kept going.

more like mercy x raper xD

angry female spotted

Am I the only girl here who mains Mercy?!

also, just because I play a heal slut online doesn't mean I play one in real life so don't get any ideas boyzz ;)

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>heal slut

and then there's this autistic bullshit

crackships make less sense than pairing any random characters, not more

i want to fuck bastion's bird

He's not a young man any more.

Now this is shitposting

I like being average.

Well with snipers at least. It was never really my style. I like being mobile.

it's an abstract kind of hell dot jpg

>tfw you report all of them for "Toxic chat behaviour"

Join the discord boys.

discord.gg/013ppKfgfODeHWZ2Q

I put a fair bit of time into the bot already and I don't want it to go to waste.

Plus I can't take playing with the fucking pub cunts any more.

kys your self my man

I want him to use his ult while he fucks me so he can cum directly into my uterus with unparalleled accuracy

>heal slut
who made this, seriously, whats the origin?
actual heal players are cranky as fuck and always annoyed by everyone and everything

there is no room for
>slut

>heal slut

38 Eliminations, 23,384 Damage Done as Pharah on Nepal

>tfw only need 75 more gold and I can buy Mechaqueen

something with how they do rendering. pretend your fps is half of what's listed

Good luck with that

>playing Mei, being an annoying cunt
>turn into an ice cube
>friendly 76 crouches behind me and uses me as cover while rockets hit me

I'm helping!

what the fuck is wrong with her arm

fucking spooky lads

the artist failed anatomy

Mei是我的爱人

Please post cute Mei

D V A H !!!

It was never like this before. Only today. I didn't have an update since I played yesterday. The only thing that had changed is my ping but not that much

>I only have one friend to play with
>Suggests that we should try to make a team only with widow, mccree or other broken ass characters
>Other people complain and announce reports
I want to have some fun times but I don't have enough friends for this.

it's a prosthetic based on an old meme.

>attacking hanamura point a
>team has two offense symmetras, mei, widow and no healer
>im rein
just fuck my shit up

I wish the lolbabs would leave. Quick play is not ranked. If people want to dick around in quick play that's what it's for.

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It's the future. We have the technology.

Bundeswehr is the best Reinhardt skin

that's not mei

this is mei

I've not changed anything. It was fine yesterday. I have not had to update anything since it ran perfectly yesterday.

But there is a window there user. Aren't you glad Blizzard is such creative and awesome when it comes to alternative entrances? :^)

POST MORE CUTE WEBMS OF MEI

Just pick pharah and do everything yourself

It's a pretty decent skin, but I would say his best skin is Stonehardt, but that's just my point of view

I wanna take a big whiff of D.va's sweaty plugsuit!

So new skins on Halloween right? Do you think we get anymore before that?

Mei loves warm baths