Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

You will never experience this edition

>Patch Notes: eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/91f0b0d1b9095d3bf80fce2b1086724f734d57c0

>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

Previously on /xivg/:

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faggot forced fagpussy faggoty faggot fags

Can someone help me make an /xivg/ soles power ranking list?

>friend is high as fuck and sleep deprived
>rambling about incoherent shit
>won't go to bed no matter how much i tell him to
wat do

the artist is pretty great no doubt about that

suck his dick

naka bp

Post character and song, nerds

that shit comes out of daily, just shit, poop, it smells like shit, they fart too. shit. big gay shitty shitfuck fetish virgin homos.

cool

youtube.com/watch?v=CWNDW5KtiKk

Highlanders

xth for slick new threads

i just picked this game up again. it seems like the Veeky Forums presence in balmung is nonexistent.

wut balmung FC is gud?

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kill yourself

ps3 will soon be dropped and the age of glorious garuda butts will be upon us

rejoice

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its not like its some secret that im mega submissive desu

it's there they just all have cliquey linkshells

So who else thought of this when they got to the last boss of Sohr Khai?

lets do it

like other user said. all the Veeky Forums circlejerks dislike each other. there's no community here. it's just a stinking pile of shit that will get along face to face if they to (unless autism) but just talks shit about each other behind their backs.

I just want to be smothered by a soft downy Garuda butt

Is Shatter fucking dead on arrival or what?

Considering it's just a mash of Seize and Secure, yes. It's even worse than Seize RNG.

shyba
boipussi

Renko I'm so sorry

i'm not

i used to be in pure, but i got kicked out for too many auto-translation dictionary memes. are there any decent pubbie FCs?

>tfw friends with most of the cliques

How do I start a family with this cutie?

Why do Dragoons get the coolest fucking armour ?

I hate playing the class but man I want that cool shit.

be a female capable of bearing the seed delivered by this man

>cutie

>that chin
>those lips
>those eyebrows

How do we make ASTs viable?

nigga gotta look good when he's laying on the floor

when your class gets to be the poster child of an entire expansion

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>How do we make ASTs viable?
Nerf SCH

Looking for a cutie with beautiful soles for me to massage.

beepy NO

So as a level 50 BTN do I just do the normal Temple levels til 51, then get some level 51 vendor gear and hit collectables?

>plant glazenuts in garden
>can't log on for 48 hours
>return to dead plants
FUCK

hi beepy

Whisper me, Liora Nae'blis

why not..

hey wats up

>have retainer standing next to garden doing fuck nothing
gardening and chocobo feeding should be part of their tasks

r u okay?

how much of ur screenshots are extreme closeups of shitty textures?

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Brucie doesn't deserve him REEEEEE

All the Single Ebins (Put a Ring On It)

Shattered Sun
Gott Faust
Raim
Egghyur
Kirito Tia
Mado
Shirou
Awena
Shyvana/Bruce
Godspeed
Red
Sandc@
Harpuia
Neko
Akryn
Lewdlander
Rou
Mute
Algy
Pippy
Aether/Riri
Spiral Mountain
Noriko
Hark
Selzh

>ywn erp with megu

Deserve who, user?
Megu?
Or rock lizard?

beepy when are u gonna come visit me agian you fucking crazy piece of shit

Can we narrow these down to people actually looking/interested?

THE XIV EBIN POWER RANKINGS v0.7

NOTES:
God ebins are infamous among the thread with a trail of drama and tears behind them, capable of derailment at the drop of a hat.
High ebins have a strong thread presence with a recognizeable character, posting style and/or gimmick.
Mid ebins are your run of the mill ebins, generally nothing special but post fairly often.
Low ebins are either retired personalities or lurkers who rarely post.
>GOD TIER
P'roci
Abe
Ippiki/Berke
Vjera
Paks
Putt
Chemo
>HIGH TIER
Mado
Ada
Swabs/El Suavador
Shirou
Awena
Stratos
F'telor
Spiderc@/B'nhaka
Shyvana
Guffy
Naka
F'whalon
Shana
Godspeed
Red
Elk
Sandc@
CG
Zani/Sertur
Pashua
Shrekroe
Rylai
>MID TIER
Harpuia
Brahms
K'iki
Briah
Kumfi
Anzu
Neko
Moni
Akryn
Egyptc@
Faerie Roe
Seto
Sue/Frenchc@
Read
Rheia/BGC@
Rock Lizard
Vic
Noriko
Mataeus Cat
Mataeus Au Ra
Sugi
Bad Manners
Mumu
Iri
Sayora
Koata
Rou
Ruki
Mute
Tincan
Handlebars
Algy
Dame
>LOW TIER
Pippy
Jaiba
Aether/Riri
Nashu
JP
Talia
Bis Koi
Asuna
Sunn
Black Steve/Wes Jones
Antivia
Ninii
Ika
Lewdlander
Tofu
Spiral Mountain
Liora
Hark
Meracle
Downyc@
Momo
Naandae
Sera
Banda
Valsi
>SHIT TIER
Selzh

Why do you keep posting this

you forgot me :3

This is just a prank by now, so where are the hidden cameras?

Pippy is the only marriageable one on that list

I want to make him my pet so bad it hurts..
Who would want rocklizard lol

strawpoll.me/10441736

Vote my lovelies.

yup.

WAY TOO MANY

but not as many as I have chatlogs :^)

why do u never visit me..

why isn't your mum an option

Leak some cool logs..

>mfw happy and single

>Who would want rocklizard lol
Shyv.
Didn't you see him cucking megu for rock lizard?
Rock lizard already sent him nudes and shit.

> elliot isnt on the list

suffering.

what server has the most Veeky Forums presence?

cause i don't have an alt on balmung/i refuse to make one cause balmung is disgusting

>Not wanting to marry Egghyur
shit taste

leak egyptc@ logs

What the fuck are we supposed to do with these old red scrip tokens? Why did they make this system even more convoluted?

haha money to a tranny ;)

You can trade them for Blue Scrips and you can trade them for Grade IV materia. It's not very convoluted.

you can turn them into blues or use them for relic
that's about it
; _ ;

I wish Lance would stay on /bdog/ and never come back.

I'm single too

> TFW Shirou says you have cute feet and sends you $50 USD for a pic

Upgrading blue scrip gear to i200.

Who ready for some throwbacks

i only send money to my mistress abe, get it right

*kumes*

How do I win the Noriko?

>convert them into blues
Oh I see, didn't notice that option on the vendor. Thanks!

But I've been told leaking logs is wrong.

okay maybe 2morrow then

>tfw

>Lance in /bdog/

I shouldn't even be surprised. It was a wonder that a general could be even worse than this one.

>tfw no neighbor or friend to water my plants for me when i fuck off for a while

>get excited for new PvP game mode since the feast and seal rock were pretty good
>the new one is who ever doesn't fight wins

Excuse me? Do they even have a QA team?

Fine. Can you leak some rare Beepies?

2 years posting and still I remain ebin-free.

None Purer.

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fuck right off knife-ears

ok you better not be lying or i'll be very upset

here's a rare beep

Im still ebin free and been posting that long even with images. I guess I just don't push memes hard enough.

Alright, add Aendyr to the list.

>It's an Aurum Vale episode

>listening to video game music
how to spot a neckbeard