Dota 2 general /d2g/

Hey stop being a faggot and learn what words mean will ya

>EU fell for honeypots in 2015
Shame on NA for pulling one over and taking the Aegis from them at TI5
>EU fell for honeypots _AGAIN_ in 2016
Shame on EU for being so gullible and foolish

Question: What are all the /d2g/-approved pairings for the heroes in Dota 2?

The PPD, Universe, Zai, RTZ and Fear dream is alive
Nice.

Bradwarden x Nova
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Rizzrack x Tresdin
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Riki x Gondar
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Mangix x Tresdin
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Leviathan x Slark
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Banehallow x Rylai
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Bradwarden x Aiushtha
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Mangix x Ymir
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Tresdin x Sven
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Rubick x Lanaya
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Balanar x Luna
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Treant x Rizzrack
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Lion x Lina
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Leshrac x Windrunner
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t. guy who used to write shitty things for d2g

they both will get invited because there is always special rules for daddy's favorite sons

Nice.

im sorry i doubted your endgame universe

>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
>Faceless Void/Spectre
>Bloodseeker/Riki
>Lion/Himself
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
>Night Stalker/Doom
>Wraith King/Queen of Pain
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster+Ursa
>Dragon Knight/Visage
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>Nature's Prophet/Jungle
>Sagan/Mirana
>Lycan/Luna
>Huskar/Dazzle
>Skywrath Mage/Vengeful Spirit
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
>Bristleback/Tusk
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
>Sand King/Earthshaker
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
>Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
>Legion Commander/Axe
>Bane/Puck
>Zeus/Medusa

All according to plan.

Thanks senpai tried alch for the first time
800 gpm and unkillable even though I died a bunch in the early game and my team lost their lanes, what the heck
I'm now left wondering how all the alchs i've played against have been so underwhelming

Sven and Juggernaught
Widranger and Drow
Myself and your mom

That shit didn't work 2 years ago and they had a better carry on Mason

Can't wait to see them flop in the Regional qualifiers

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Who the fuck is 'Mangix'

Like is that even a hero

Aui 2000 is the Yamcha of dota

Zai wont go to EG

how do I stop being a faggot and learn what word mean

Words to live by.

Is it true Aui has been kicked from EG? will he go back to DC? I feel bad for him

The fact that he doesn't have the balls to release a statement it just means that he already inked the deal.

have any of the previous champions changed rosters this close to TI?

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So, I get a warning for reporting porn on a blue board, huh? Alright, jannies. I'll play your game only because I like to shitpost here on esports.

Fear>rtc>TC>Aui>Beesa>Ritsu/Fatson

wait are Zai an Universe both on EG now? what did Zai go to carry school??

ebin
t. /ps2g/

Me and my friend, Kolbjorn we found his pa dead in front of their house

outside their front door he used to sit and smoke his cigarettes and drink beer

when they lowered his casket Kolbjorns face was like stone

his sister she screamed and cried, her only father was gone

so much changed that day, and it caused so much later on

Fear *was* adamant that AUI was the better carry. Maybe he's taken a coaching position and Zai is their new four?

>people not only fell for the honeypot roster

>they even fell for the "fear can't play carry because his hands hurt even though supports use just as much if not more hand movement" honeypot

>He wasn't here for the inhouse earlier when Zai confirmed it

any female/female will do
t. yurifag

Which dota has the smelliest and least smelliest feet?

They took this cosmetic jape too far.

Is PPD actually an Evil Genius?

Better than Tequoia

Legion Commander because shes a nigger

>falling for the ""valve""bro shitposter meme

i forget how new and redditized d2g is, they don't even know about the old insiderbro make shit up meme from scv

the tards of dota actually believe that this is real

So who else read pa as phantom assassin?

is the DOTA2 pro scene the most retarded in all e-sports?

that didnt happen

who is this

Who

It's not CS:GO, so no.

noname

Dota 2 is the only digital sport with someone like PPD pulling the strings behind the scenes.

it has happened before sempai, why not? it was a very thought out and extremely well faked message if it was a fake, down to the misspelling of a word at the end when valvebro was already half asleep due to being overworked

>the other evil genius is universe

Assassins have to stay healthy and not smoke!

Although she is french...

Dota 2's Nature's Prophet, because Furion was no longer allowed.

get out of here stalker

>no trip
ayy

DOTA HAS A LOT OF HEROES WITH "ASSASSIN" IN THEIR NAME

WHICH OF THESE IS THE BEST????

Lets say, hypothetically , that neither EG or Secret make it to TI this year.

Who deserves the failure and shame more.

>EE
>Puppey
>RTZ
>Universe
>PPD
>Zai

it's a dope photo you gotta admit

Depends on how well Aui/Universe/Bulbo contracts were made to compensate for something like this happening.

His stupid and erratic decision making is so outlandish, some simpletons may consider these strokes of genius.

In order from most to least:
>EE
>RTZ
>Others

I'd rather see EG playing qualifer with Universe and Zai than watching EG crush and burn in TI with Aui carry.
I don't know why Aui is so fucking autistic. He won TI as a pos 4, not a fucking carry. He already got on PPD nerves last time and he did it again. yeah, it's bad that he just moved to SF and got kicked again but nigga you brought that shit to yourself you fucking Autistic_2KMMR

>thorin styling on dota all day
my sides

yawar to EG, fear to coaching, Zai to position 4, AUI to DC, saksa kicked for AUI

screencap this

nyx obviously. why else would EG and Secret, the two best teams in the world, draft it every game?

Why is everyone throwing Zai under the bus anyway.

He hasn't done anything wrong, he is literally a official EG player under Valve rules.

PPD without a doubt
it was his job to ensure the future after TI5

a spoiler is not enough family
I wish I had a reaction image with a woman from a 50s horror movie freaking out
yeah it's a good photo

NA dotes is worst at game but best at drama.

>all the MONTHS of planning people did for TI was completely invalidated
>teams now have ZERO scouting info on a team that has them figured out and won the last TI

You know that they are terrified when all d2g can do is meme about qualifiers.

They fell for the honeypot to end all honeypots.

I like how immediately after both teams were out, PPD implied that RTZ was joining EG again on twitter.

CS:GO have actual easily-identifiable cheaters in such quantity that stopping it now would kill their scene. Literally every event organizer, Valve, casters, analysts and sponsor is forced to uncomfortably turn a blind eye to it. While the fans adamantly refuse to believe it. It is basically the dumbest fucking scene you will ever find including soccer bullshit.

>EE
man he just took his big shot
I did honestly expect him to be exactly as shit as he's always been, but he was actually pretty good with this edition of Shitrekt. Now in this major he's back to his good old dumb ass self though ^^

There is nothing EU fears more than Zai on EG

he's barely 6k lol

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TI finals will be Liquid vs OG
You heard it here first.

if DOTA was a game of who can meme the hardest, who would win?

/d2g/ or r/dota2?

I thought that roster were locked until after TI what the fuck

nigga I'm nu european and I'm not even that fucking stupid

he left his team mid series

he litearlly destroyed the last chance fro 4 other people to get to ti6

not really his fault he didnt make unvierse leave but still

old /d2g/ > new reddit > new d2g > old reddit

>M-m-muh MemeMeme!
Now they feel silly for ignoring that Zai denounced Sweden plenty of times in the past.

Where is the "fat fuck is stealing hundreds" meme?

we would win on pure endurance. r/dota2 has work in the morning

Hey!

*citation needed

nothing to steal anymore

every time we get a 'super' team forming into ends up flopping.

I will be all my pepes than EG will flop and secret will do better at ti.

aww bulba' so sad because he knows he's been left high and dry with the worst team

He can't steal anything now that Secret isn't even going to qualify for TI.

He's literally stealing zeroes.

Take a screenshot.
Save it.
Look at it after TI and be amazed.

You didn't actually doubt PPD, did you gulag?

this tbqh