Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

one true (currently trash tier) king edition

>What's new
c9 quits hots for good, one of many "pro" teams to quit recently cloud9.gg/news/hots-eoae

season 1 on the 14th, silenced shitters banned from HL

PTR is live, can meme with medivh and new changes.


us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20131417/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-patch-notes-june-06-2016-6-6-2016


>how do i group with a bunch of meme spouting faggot teenagers?
/join Veeky Forums

>Do you have a discord?
discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
murky and abathur

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm

Other urls found in this thread:

diablo.wikia.com/wiki/Bartuc
www
cloud9.gg/news/hots-eoae
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>More of the esports abandoning ship

I think Leoric is our king now

>chinese scene
>korean scene
>c9

dead game but at least we still have memes

I'm kinda ok with e-sports dying, never was a huge fan but for something tagged as a "casual moba" they sure putted tons of dosh into all those events. They could probably have used it for normal marketing and it would bring better results.
Same fucking deal with overwatch, i'm enjoying the game but i don't get why shoehorn e-sports everywhere

whitemane when?

>doom and gloom intensifies

I hope we get something good soon.

>naxxramas event/map with the release of kel'thuzad pls

>still no bikini skin set

No wonder why everyone is leaving.

WM was my first vidya fap, never regretted
Also hive master + vp/stasis bug is still rocking strong after 8 months and a "rework", haha
haha
do they even betatest shit

blizzard is never going to do that

muh sjw would ruin everything

>tfw no tyrande micro bikini skin

after they fix her tits to be naturally shaped of course

Who's Pat Yiu ?

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

Tyrande is perfection!

>the world champions of your game quit the game less than a year later
>time to spend even less on tournament rewards

the good news in all of this quitting is that screaming fat faggot zoia isnt going to be casting anymore

call me when gillymeme quit

No one will be casting anymore

>silver lining

:3c

I think she has gotten better. Less obnoxious and ignorant, anyways. Still doesn't add much to the discussion in the same way, say, Dreadnaught does.

>brightwannng
>fraaaands

The other thread still had some 4 bumps left

i know its never going to happen but the warlord of blood's armor would make a really cool hero

sort of like a magic suit of armor that could possess any humanoid like abathur bug hat but not global, it would have to walk around to find a host. it would be like the chogall in that the armor drove and had demonic skills and the humanoid would still have all its abilities

diablo.wikia.com/wiki/Bartuc

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>Season 1 going live on June 14th!
>We also like to announce that Season 1 will be the only season to ever exist.

>more than a YEAR after launch season 1 starts

I mean it's pretty clear Blizzard doesn't give a shit about Hots especially after the success of Overwatch.

the head jews have had 'low expectations" for hots since the beginning

How would you save HotS

www thescoreesports com/news/8370-report-manchester-united-in-bidding-war-with-fnatic-over-overwatch-team

Holy fuck, and people still say Overwatch is going to die? What went so wrong with HotS?

>tfw The Arsenal will never sponsor you

Removal of so many staple mechanics of this genre make people think poorly of the game, hero unlock system makes people never give the game a chance.

Move away from the "Yay, teamwork!" model.

>personal kill streaks/announcements
>play of the game
>some sort of player rating/commendation system at the end of each game "friendly/positive", "helpful", "mvp/playmaker/skillful".
>ability to gift heroes/skins
>reconnect system
>notification when somebody you reported is punished
>bigger discounts. Sales always being 50% is dull. "winning skins/heroes" of a particular event only being discounted 50% is dumb and dull.
>if a player in a ranked game disconnects prior to first blood/objective and doesn't return their teammates lose fewer points from the loss, as well as the winning team getting fewer for winning
>game doesn't pick random shit talents for you while you're offline

idk probably too far gone at this point, and I heard league sucks now

ugh

A Z U L A
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add Kilrogg

who?

LET'S SEE HOW MANY FALL BEFORE I DO

add unranked draft ages ago
drop all the ranked points/sub rank manipulative/obnoxious bs. who the fuck cares or wants to put up with that shit in silver when you are objectively trash. just win.
show mmr past gold
finish try mode for fucks sake. add boss and an an elite ai of your choice at the very least.
maybe pick swapping. i like the solo queue ideal of playing everything but it really doesn't seem like a lot of people do.

Tyrande is the best!

>add unranked draft on ptr
>disable it from being played

literally who?

who??

and this

Her face reminds me Miranda from Mass Effect

Cloud9 is shit and they're being disbanded because their roster is garbage outside of iDream.

I hope this helps in this confusing time.

They're not shit players, they just got too lazy. Kinda saddens me seeing such good potential go to waste. If they had the same dedication as a team like mYinsanity they could have easily rivaled Korea.

Where my Li Li posters at?

This meme is dead mate, let it go. Chromie ended up murdering her anyway.

>The one guy you consider good is leaving hots too

Ummm

Kilroggposting is the future, furry scum

I realized something very obvious that would partially explain why I am so bad at this game.

Using cookie cutter builds is fine and all and it usually is sufficient besides a few obvious things like Imposing against AAs or Spellshield against mages.

But my biggest issue and one that clearly shows how retarded I am is that after I memorize the cookie cutter build, I don't even bother to read what the talents do.

A lot of talents aren't set it as forget it, you need to keep them in mind and alter your playstyle accordingly. Like with Lunara who I suck with, I had all these talents that trigger off of spores, but I always used Spores at the wrong times and wasting my increased range and damage.

All from not bothering to read or think.

>Putting effort into a dead game.

But why?

Are you Ryukku?

she really is the coolest

Kinda like reaching new horizons of dead

>ptr

c9 is leaving?

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yeah just like most na teams that are on top but lose once or twice they are disbanding after losing

cloud9.gg/news/hots-eoae

it's a dead esports scene but that doesn't really matter to most of the players

>these are the type of people in your teams

How does the PTR work? All heroes unlocked and start at level 1 every time? Copy of your account from when the PTR went up?

Second one. It's a copy of your current account, but with all heroes you own at level 1.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>wasting time doing placement matches on ptr
Why?

Since hotslogs is pretty much pointless
im rank 10, wanted to see what i can expect
i was silv 5 (in lol) i guess i made a progress

Still too close to bronze

so you are basically saying a rank 50 is near a rank 10?>

below diamond is basically bronze, yes

Only differences start on rank 1
Even rank 2 are just no more than bronzie-like shitters

Its great to play with friends, /hots/!

Especially when they're not shitters.

Ranks don't matter.

Everything short of Rank 1 is just a slightly different shade of shit.

thanks for letting me down

unranked draft will be baller as fuck. finally will be able to practice more niche heroes.

why do you need a draft to do that?

PAUL SHALL SUFFER

yeah why?

So when he picks abathur he won't end with a fucking cho'gall on his team or viceversa

Potentially no dedicated healer/tank in Quick Match, for one.

Why not just have a smurf account and play Azmodan, Kerrigan and Gazlowe in Hero League?

Yeah, this. I had an Abathur, Morales and Cho'gall match. Not complaining, that's what Quick Match is all about; making do with what you got. I'm looking forward to unranked draft.

>trying to solo lane as Morales
>send help

>check reddit to see if there are any teams that haven't disbanded
>come across this

Your soul shall be mine!

>Soon™

Heh, greetings.

you guys have fun with your heroes, i'll just be crying in the corner

BRING YOUR HEAD HERE, SO I MAY CLEAN IT

that's Mehpisto fampai

>tfw no Sha hero

sorry, got my floating torsos confused

Friendly reminder that Mephisto DEMONED Johanna.

>"E-sports" is dying

Praise the lord, this is awesome.

esports are not dying user but "pro-hots" is dying.

Oh yeah I know, but hey, every little bit counts.

>xul gets ganked in lane all game then complains he can't carry the team and just sits in base

ha ha and I'll never be notified of his punishment because they probably don't even suspend people

Who you looking forward to sempaitachi?

Haha! And you are the only constant!

GG!

The most? Definitely bottom left.

Serves me right, honestly. I was just about to head to bed but decided "Eh, that win streak wasn't enough. One more."

Where's my fucking Edwin "Gonna Make You Queef" VanCleef?

I want a fucking Rogue, man.

If they put Ragnaros in this game I'm buying him with real money

Part Deux

Ragnaros should be a meme hero like Abathur or Cho'gall. His special would be tha he replaces the core.

Are these a part of a leaked roster or something?


Because I'm going to be honest... I see a lot more Diablo 3 villains there, and not enough fucking Druid, Paladin, Assassin, or Male Barbarian.

Baal is incredibly welcome though, fuck yes.

maiev and shandris

Even better.

Any qt is most welcome desu, not really picky now that azula, kerrigan, tyrande, and sylvanas are in game.

speaking of, kerrigan buffs LITERALLY when

Is she a mage? No still, right?


Ahahahahahahaha. She's fucked. Maybe next year.