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/sthg/ #470 - Painful Edition

>Link CompilationDrawfag/Writefag Idea WallsNews/DevelopmentsRecent Releases

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youtu.be/k-cSOY2YjVw?t=7m28s
youtube.com/watch?v=WYU03SUg8KM
knowyourmeme.com/memes/mega-milk-titty-monster
youtube.com/watch?v=LstLX_siazQ
youtu.be/XXYv0d0biBM?t=140
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Need to update the news section eventually.

>So she's lost forever
you got it

Tails and Shadow both got the short end of the stick in old universe

next thread

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Good edition.

>be human
>become friends with Shadow
>die painfully

You gotta let go of him someday Bunnie. Its the only way to gain your respect back.

imagine being shadow and getting cucked by a space salamander

I want to hold hands with Amy!

Twice

> Shadow

I thought Rouge wants his D?

Rouge is his Titty Monster big sister.

AND YOU ALL KNOW IT

Big is a pretty big guy

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I'm imagining Bump in the place of Bunnie and holding a broken /sthg/ sign post.

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Man, I'm pissed off. All this time I was certain that that 25th Anniversary party was going to be on JUNE 22nd, as it's the day before Sonic's actual anniversary. I'm just now finding out that it's in July. Fuck my life.

>Wii U Olympics comes out on 24th
Only looking forward to the victory poses

They're already out. A lot of them recycled from Sochi.

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Hey guys. What if they made a game with the Blue Blur, Blue Star and the Blue Bomber all in one game?

Really would've made more sense if it was in June. Maybe they need the extra month to work on the game?

More like they need the extra month to work on the trailer. I imagine that putting together a game trailer can't be easy what with the leagues of annalists these days.
You've gotta get game footage, use some debug camera controls in order to get cinematic camera angles that won't be used in the game, put it together with the music, render the 3D swooshy text and maybe even make some custom CG animations of the characters.

Oh yeah and you have to make sure that the clips you're showing off don't accidentally give away too much, what with GameXplain and those guys.

>Those models
heroes didn't age good did it

Mega Milk time?

I remember when Heroes first came out. I thought the CGI cutscenes were so amazing.

Mega milk time.

>h-holding hands?

get on it then
no I haven't watched AoStH and I am no Katellafag before you even start

I assumed that there was already one made, but surprisingly enough I was wrong.

but there are several of these

So is issue 283 supposed to come out the 22nd or the 29th? I've seen both dates listed.

But isn't there an event this month?

What if Sonic and the freedom fighters were evil and Dr. Robotnik was good?

Then you get Moebius

The 29th

I'd get what?

Also Sonic Runners ends on my 27th birthday.

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Thanks user.

But Moebius never existed.

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> Pledging to Patreon

Nnngh... desire to have porn over desire to have money...

Can you seriously not spare even five dollars? That's only a few sodas, or one fast food meal.

l-lewd

> thinking about using money on Patreon

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The funny thing about the whole hand holding=lewd thing I find is that The Goodies made fun of it long before animu and the interenet youtu.be/k-cSOY2YjVw?t=7m28s

Don't die on me. The foot and ball is on in Wales, and its not even my country playing. Post worst echidna or something.

>Post worst echidna or something.

Next thing you know they'll be having post-marital sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>Amy's back is flesh
>hand holding

S-S-SUPER LEWD

Just kidding, I thought she was okay.

youtube.com/watch?v=WYU03SUg8KM

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If Sonic is the Wind and Knuckles is the Mountain, then Tails is the Sky.

If Sonic is Speed and Knuckles is Power, then Tails is Flight.

If Sonic is the Chaos Emeralds and Knuckles is the Master Emerald, then Tails is the Rings and the Special Zone.

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>Tails is the Rings and the Special Zone
Not if he keeps smashing his face into bombs.

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There's an anniversary party the 23rd at the Tokyo Joypolis, but no indication they'll be revealing anything there. Maybe they will, but it seems unlikely since they're hyping the July event more.

>tfw no SEGA themepark-arcades in America
>tfw used to have a GameWorks nearby but it closed

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>mega milk
i give up, where does that even originate from? as far as i know it's an ancient meme from before i understood the internet, back when i didn't really venture beyond youtube, msn and a few flash game sites

knowyourmeme.com/memes/mega-milk-titty-monster

>tfw discovering it on ED way back when
That site ruined me.

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>Speed
>Power
>Flight?
I think you mean brains.

No, I mean Flight. Tails' thing is FLYING. Sure, he has an IQ of 400, higher than Eggman, but his signature ability is Flight. That's what Sonic Heroes is built around: Sonic's Speed, Tails' Flight, and Knuckles' Power, put together as a Team.

Who are some Sonic girls that would look good in a bikini?

Ability wise maybe but as a team mechanic he's the brains of the group. That's how it's pretty much been since Adventure.

Sonic was always too hasty and headstrong.
Knuckles lost his shit way too easily.
Tails was the one to slow down and be the voice of reason.

Team mechanics wise he's the brains. Sonic Heroes had that advertised as his main thing because it was literally part of the gameplay.

I wish I never found out about the Dreamcast chao gardens so the downgrade wouldn't bother me in the GC version.

>Amy
>Cream
>Vanilla
>Bunnie
>Sally
>Maria
Any of the regular bitches, really.
As long as they got curves, son.

Oh yea and before I forget. Sonic doesn't really NEED flight anymore since he can literally homing shot in up a few feet above him infinitely now and that's canon. It'd be a convenience at best for him.

>IQ of 400, higher than Eggman
lolno
It's equal at best.

>Blue Star

Who?

>As long as they got curves
So none of them unless you're drawing them completely off-model? Got it.

>Just a glimpse of white panties
Who could resist? Both Cream 'n Big trying to sneak a glance.

>he has an IQ of 400

Just look in the last thread.

>discovering ED and Veeky Forums for the first time

that was one of the few truly enlightening experiences in my life. i had been browsing the internet for years before that and laughed at funny images, videos and memes (i didn't know what "memes" were at the time) but i never knew where everything came from so i just rationalized it as LOLinternet. then i found ED and Veeky Forums and i quickly started to see the whole picture

Sonic. Battle.

Don't see shit.

Uh

Don't the GC versions have more features though?

Tails' ability is Flying, he is meant to be able to Fly nearly as fast as Sonic can run. That's his thing, it's always been his thing. I don't get why people forget that.

youtube.com/watch?v=LstLX_siazQ

It had better stat tracking and possibly other features outside the chao garden. I'm mostly just talking about this.

youtu.be/XXYv0d0biBM?t=140

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>doensn't even mention the canon curvy girl when the rest are just regularly proportioned Sonic characters

I'll take official character bios over some passing statement in a game that's likely non-canon.

Who else misses dark-skinned Rouge?

Oh yeah, that's right.

Well, I've got both.

That Amy does things to me.

There's not a single canon sonic game. They're like looney toon or mickey mouse shorts

It wasn't a passing statement. It was one of Tails' attacks labelled "IQ400 Attack", which strongly implies that Tails' IQ is 400.

Sonic Battle isn't canon? For example, Emerl also appeared in Sonic X.

>updated Heroes outfit never ever
Damn shame.

ShtH Rouge ingame looks terrible though.