Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

>pro HoTS
>has a tranny

>pro SC2
>has a tranny

>pro SF
>has a tranny

>pro LoL
>has a tranny

What did they mean by this?

EPIC REDDIT POST 420 BLAZE IT

I wonder how Kaipi will do against DB tomorrow without Zai.

>pro all of those games
>relevant

>sit back
>smash peoples faces with auto attacks
>kill everyone
Drow Aghs is fucking ridiculous.

>playing mobas without a full party
>expecting to have fun
L O L
O
L

Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called Mohammad Yousuf Buti Almaidoor Almheiri. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

>Play Dota 2
>install LoL to see what all the fuss is about
>See a "wicked" "sick" compilation of Blitzkrank kills that's basically normal Pudge plays
>LoL says ERRROR NO YOU HAVE TO PLAY X HOURS TO PLAY AS ROBOPUDGE

Fuck that game.

>a literal picture of a naked woman in the OP image

this general is a joke

Waiting for Secret to get BTFO in the open qualifiers to update this pic

Didn't Scarlett attempt at going pro in Dota 2?

the fuck is miracles 9k then

>kill everyone as 10/5/12 drow
>Meepo goes 22/3/11

Meepo was the real star

i think he just said he would but never did

a literal deity

L M A O
M Y S F
A S S F
O F F F

You are seriously toxic and you deserve to be banned from online gaming in general.

>mfw EG and Secret face each other in the open qualifiers in a best of 1

>he
Stop being transphobic you ignrant shitlord
The proper term is xe

>Kill steals me with his poof.
>the real start.
okay FUCKER.

>can't play the non-shit version of LoL when I just wanted to chill anymore

Spot the faggot

this is well crafted

>EG has never won a series against Secret3.0
>Secret3.0 is unstoppable
>they win Shanghai
>PPD realises that he needs to take down secret before Manila and he can see RTC is getting uneasy and ready to jump teams
>PPD sends universe as a sleeper agent
>Both teams blow up
WAS IT WORTH THE OPEN QUALIFIERS?

>"pro" HoTS

??????

Robopudge is super easy, you dont get blocked by allies and allied creeps

no its not

there's a pointless F

>atomic green lantern
>the light that burns

>sit
>get HARD CARRIED by a meepo
>"it w-w-was KS with p-p-poof!"

awoo~ for knocking doors tonight

I know, that's why I wanted to play him. But I had to either grind for him, or fork over moneys.

>Drow in a game where only dazzle benefits
whats the point?

>EG get defending champion invite

What now?

You do realize that blogposting about unranked is bad taste?

Momji a canada?

Reddit has spoken.

Valve listens.

EG goes through open qualis.

they won't get that.

random senpai.

its not hard to KS with Meepo kid, Stop acting like he would have carried late game without me.

Are you actually retarded

>EG is a Reddit team
>Reddit forces EG into open qualifiers

pick one /d2g/

This momiji a Canada!

UHHHH DOTARDS?

Are you?

Is offlane the manliest role in Dota?

>midlaner: autistic faggot, easily triggered by literally everything, most likely to throw game by feeding couriers
>carry: too busy playing lasthitting minigame to pay attention to anything
>support: vocal toxic beta
>jungler: "mute all lmao", borderline retarded

Yes, he carried you until 40 min or more.

Don't try to lie to me, i know meepo very well your avatarfaggot.

is there a dota podcast I can listen to at work that isnt shit? all of them talk about teams and indivudal players. I just wanna hear more about heroes and trends

>93 cs at 21 mins as ds

hello 3k friend.

It's a feature.

>Fall for the Overmeme
>Play the game for 7 hours and feel buyer's remorse
>Get my refund
>Now have 40€ on battle.net
>Now have 0€ on steam for compendium

End my lyphe

>dota podcasts

>offlaner: suicidal psychopath that initiates without backup into 5 and streams "were is team?"

>mute all is a bad thing
My winrate has gone up when I mute at the first sign of faggotry

late game is all that matters you fucking idiot

So he thinks someone is at fault.....

You forgot, trade hits with support, feed, then spam:
>space created

>the captain and pos1 carry doesn't think he's at fault for the team doing poorly

If he isn't to blame, who is?

No, I hate Reddit too much.

white people, racism, bigotry, and hate is to blame

fuck I hate "space created" fags, they spam that shit everytime they feed a kill to the enemy carry and then bitch at you when youre behind that fed carry

Is Lodaberg the most passive-aggressive person in the dota scene? Holy shit.

muslims

Literally anyone with more than 2 brain cells can see that he single-handedly lost that Naga game

so you mean sonneiko?
He is to blame for carrying the game as a 5 support?

this isnt new

What are we watching?

Yeah cause those 4 deaths in a row Loda were so on point

He's a LITERAL, GENUINE, NON-MEME cuckold. His life is suffering, the "Play videogames for a living" thing is gonna come to an end and he'll realize all he has is a bald head, an ugly wife and some other mans daughter that he'll raise to grow up and not pass on his genetics

no they lost that game because bulldog was on NS and NS is actually a support. So it was 1 carry naga vs a much better scaling lineup

how do i become a real man for stacies?

I don't care what you whores want. There's plenty of chads for you to fuck. I'll just be myself. And we are waiting for the major

>HE FELL
>FOR THE FUCKING
>HONEYPOT LAN MEME

>Trap porn watching

All I've seen is Boku No Pico and sequels, can she give me some more?

>Pay hooker for sex
>Can still enjoy video games, traps and being a cuckboi
>Stacy gets none of my time or money

lmao when VR comes out women won't have a leg to stand on, they'll literally be out in huge roving gangs raping any men they see in hopes men will remember they exist and that they should be spending money on them instead of being in VR

it was "I calibrated for the first time at 4k, if I make it to 5k mmr in 1 month I'll switch fulltime" and failed, so she still plays sc2

Lol, I unironically heard the opposite like three times already from women. Gamers/nerds are sexy in fact.

>Where's my gamer bf?
>He is playing Dotes

>Where's my """"""real man""""" bf?
>He is probably out there fucking sidebitches

Literally the only thing you need to do is wash your fucking head from time to time.

xe*
no need to thank me ignorant shitlord

>Remember when EGM wrecked NTH with an Ursa
>EGM carried that game hard
>They restructure to Alliance and put EGM to a support role
>They gave carry position to Loda, a not particulary amazing carry
>He just keeps getting worse and worse

EGM for carry and replace Loda for another support

how is ANY of that "extremely inflammatory and offensive" ?

People called me worst things than that when I was 9 years old and playing WC2 and SC on Battle.net

>bf is playing dotes
>three hours for me to go and get fucked by tyrone and muhammed without him even noticing
Yeah gamer bfs rule

>it's not my fault we didn't get a better placement, but it's my fault for not playing better

hey, he may be a cuck but at least he's not Hillary Clinton, who's been cucked by over TWO THOUSAND WOMEN

If you can't trust your GF to go out doors for three hours then holy shit.

Kek, I remember literally crying when I lost the very first game of BroodWar on Battle.net server and the other dude flaming in all chat non stop when I was 10 years old.

In perspective that shit hardened my personality for life.

>deal with a traumatic experience you had as a child by giving off the facade of a tough guy

it's okay user. i'm here for you. we can cuddle 'w'

>tfw no gf that sits on your face while she plays dota

You should probably add me on Steam so we can cuddle :3

steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/

That's okay, Stacy. When you're 30 years old and start ruining your looks to appear younger with shitty surgery, and no man you turned down when you were in your heyday succumbs to your parasiteness, we'll see who laughs last.

C-cuddle...?

>a player triggered review

Whta did tumblr mean by this?

the fact that being chewed out online can be considered a traumatic experience disgusts me

What caused people to stop saying "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" ?

Why the fuck do they keep playing the upper bracket last for us Westerners?