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Shitpost edition

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>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

>Read the UPDATED /eog/ pastebin: pastebin.com/ser9Acpg

>Focus Group Logs: focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Maybe more shekel madness soon, some new pirate cap stats leaked: playground.schildwall.info/sisileaks/newstats/
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework

Past:
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 20: PL Fortizar on Goon undock
>May 19: HK anchors first XL Citadel
>May 16: Stunt Flores now Imperium FC
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 23: Fanfest 2016 over
>Apr 21: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Apr 19: GSF camped into Saranen
>Apr 10: Drone Walkers crazy stuff in the Russian theater etc
>Apr 12: GSF absorbing Imperium corps; FCON + SMA bail
>Mar 28: CFC is dying. CO2 reset. IWI funding the MBC to burn down goons
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

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>no organic shitposts

>tfw no organic burping in comms

EVE isn't "fun". If you play it for "fun" YOU are the problem - the cancer - the aids - the cyst - that NO single person in New Eden wants. Only 1% of the community play the game right. Fuck off with your stupid forced meme shit trying to justify this shit fucking game, I make so much ISK/hr and sell it RWT - upward of thousands per month. What have you done with your life LOL? Kissless lonely virgin faggots, have fun being cucked F O R E V E R.

pic. related.

organic marketposting

Reminding everyone that best friends forever.

Thank you based organic Kevin.

remember to do you're dailies :^)

OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers

>9000001. Organic players

nobody gives a fuck about what you think is cool.

and please specify for fuck sake, is 1 high or low?

[00:14:16] Talbot Shaderunner > anyone that brags about ganking a miner/indy ship is weak, in my opinion

sounds like a guy who lost a freighter

official list of best battleships in eve:

1. typhoon
2. raven

>specify for fuck sake, is 1 high or low?

>o.smium.org/loadout/84295

>hail
>tracking enhancer
>dedspace mwd for no reason
>crystals

the hyperion and dominix are better

what's wrong with tracking enhancers

deadspace MWD's are faster and have less cap penalties

it has a cap booster, cap penalties are irrelevant

If you need to move with a blops, you are doing it wrong.

>that guy with the list of rules about what you can and cannot do with blops
>you aren't imitating this meme video correctly!

no they aren't

cap regen is a big deal, when you run a core x-type 500mn MWD, it has zero cap penalty. Less cap penalty means more cap and more cap regen for you which means you last longer between using cap boosters.

you use it to align faster and jump into cloak better

>enhancer
what would you put in its place?
It will allow you to track better against small ships if you fuck up

>crystals
requirement for this type of fits

>hail
juat to showcase max dps

>dedspace mwd
youre dumb

what is neuting

>he only drops miners and ratters

>be a shitter
>have a good kb and a charismatic presence
>no one suspects a thing

the help chat is so fucking shit
everytime someone asks a question, 50% of the time it will be answered with ridiculous exaggeration
can someone answer these 2 simple questions without memeing me
how long does it take for an experienced player to scan you down? also if someone was scanning you down, you'd see combat probes in dscan correct?
and lastly, are you notified if someone cargo scans you? do you got any sort of red flag to get the fuck out as fast as possible or anything?

>frozen dog

>tfw you fart all the time
>tfw everybody laughs at you when you talk on comms

>what would you put in its place?

signal amp

depends on a shitload of things
30 seconds assuming they are in a T3D with lvl 4 skills and you are on a cruiser.
Not counting warp time.


Yes you will see the combat probes on Dscan.

You are not notified if someone scans you but if someone is yellow boxing you they could be cargo scanning, unless they have an auto target module, you won't even see them yellow box you.

Cargo scan is different from combat probbing.

If you are on a big ass ship you are easier to scan, if the scanning pilot has virtue set, LvL V skills for scanning and on a proteus he can scan you in 5 seconds easily.

You need to be target locked first before you are cargo scanned

You are notified in the overview the moment someone tries to get a lock on you I think

personal preference
enhancer will help a lot to deal with small ships like tackle, hunter will help with web and scram but without that tracking enhancer you will have a hard time hiting svipuls

>how long does it take for an experienced player to scan you down?
there are techniques a good scanner uses, like using D-scan to get a general sense of where in the solar system you, and what your closest planet is, after that it's anywhere from 1-3 scans of probes to narrow you down. one scan if they have good skills and implants.

yes you can see probes on D-scan.

no you ar enot notified if someone cargo scans you. They have to lock you and scan you, so you know if you are yellowboxed and hear a cargoscan sound. There is a variant of cargo scans that doesn't seed you to be locked afaik

>diemos
>diemas
>diomos

>organic dog

>hop in my blops full of faction and deadspace modules and type in chat
>ratters r gay

>gila
>Jila
>Yuila
>geela
>jeela

>hee-KUH-tee
>huh-keet
>heck-ate
>heh-kateh

>plex is 850m

Wait, what the actual fuck? Last time I played about half a year ago it was fucking 1.2bil

What the fuck happened? Is EVE seriously finally in a deflation after all those fucking years? Did CCP do it the absolute madmen?

>What the fuck happened?

PLEX sales + people selling PLEX to buy skill injectors

>he flies clops without at least 1bil in implants

>tfw skill injectors in game
>tfw no skill injectors IRL

>heela
>hee-kah-tee

>frozen /dog/

>organic dog

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With the russians banned /eog/ will die every night once that one American gets bored talking to himself.

tfw I can shitpost again

why and how did russians get banned?

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>he took armor damage
lmao, biomass irl

>he doesn't polarized blitz L4s

why is your ship so dirty

rocket drake

>He doesn't have Astrometric Rangefinding V

The best guess is that Russians making threads called 'crazy rouble' where they pointed out the massive strain the country's economy is under humiliating Russia. They were posting on 2ch but the Russian police started arresting posters who did not use proxies so they moved to Veeky Forums. Pro-gov script kiddies started to DDOS the website to stop it and asian moot was forced to block Russian IP's to stop them. That's the current reasoning.

recently became FC for a new corp and need to come up with a new doctrine, rate this one dudes

>Draek
I don't know if this meme is stale or so old that it's fresh again

nerf when

>tfw

I'm going to have to remap for this aren't I?

wait what?

>Somebody tries yo 0.1isk me
>I drop my price by 23m

>medium shield extender

>MSE
>No DC
>4 BCS
>Scram + web on an RLML platform
>Putting RLMLs on a drake

A the cherry on top
>Oversized prop drake

god help your corp

>scram with 100mn
ohohoh, have fun controling that rolling boulder m8. you won't be able to hold scram on anything

The best small-corp doctrine is not one that's trying to be good, but one that's fun. You'll never be able to compete with real alliances' T3 and macharoni doctrines so just go nuts and make something that'll make the newbies feel like you're pioneers.

Of course, that means polarized hull vindicators doctrine

the 100mn is for speed to catch people faster

>he doesn't have a T2-fit platinum insured carriers doctrine for his alliance
>he doesn't know they cost only 171 million ISK to lose at current Jita prices!

Are you retarded? Do you knwo how slow it accelerates when you hit that +50M kg mass penalty?

>platinum insurance

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Are there any actual resources that can be lost in wars between corporations?

You can try to drain manpower by making the war boring as fuck so nobody participates, but you're otherwise in a situation where both sides have infinite reserves. Alternatively, you just keep winning fights against one side until they get bored of losing and stop participating, but again, the manpower is effectively infinite.

Can you actually deny resources?

Isk is readily available via RMT both sanctioned and unsanctioned; let alone any in-game isk making methods via member taxation and things like moon mining. As well, there's little difficulty in buying any sort of necessary supplies - everyone uses the same supply pool gathered together largely in highsec. So nobody can ultimately deny any other side access to any material.

So if you can't kill the men, and you can't destroy their supplies, and isk can be magicked into existence, by what reasonable measures is it even possible to win a war? It seems to me that there is no actual winning - wars can only really be for the entertainment value.

ENTERTAINMENT?
IN MY VIDEO GAME?

You can't control resources, only sov. Sov is how you win or lose.

I think it's stupid, there should be resource wars, but that'll never happen with jump freighters the way they are.

Resource wars won't happen because everyone can get their resources from highsec.

You'd have to make highsec into lowsec, and then actively interdict trade routes and destroy stations, kill miners, etc.

And by doing this, you'd be strangling your own easy access to supplies.

At best you can restrict resource flow out of highsec, but that's basically impossible because of jump freighters, and ultimately even being 100% successful at it, you wouldn't completely cut off resources, just how far they're able to extend away from highsec.

thx tweetfleet

>Resource wars won't happen because everyone can get their resources from highsec.

Yes and they have to be transported to nullsec

If they weren't able to just be magically teleported across the galaxy bypassing all forms of attack that'd be an opportunity for fights

No the only way to win a war is to break the other side's will.

>ccp pls kill JFs because we in null cant have any bitchfights
lol

are you trolling me that fit has no scram or web how is it better than mine

who

there is a radical fleet concept called tacklers that you might consider

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GOD DAMNIT AUSTRALIANS ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

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Memes aside, could the 650s arty vaga work?

i'm in test and i haven't heard about this

I think it was some guy in SUAD that outed the girl's pics. I can't remember his name, but it's almost on the tip of my tongue.

>white stag shooting phorde

the only way out

doesn't surprise me

>tfw just spent literally all my isk on Skill Injectors
>Now I can't afford to buy the things I used the SP to train for

epic news, shared on r/a-out and upvoted :)

sell yourself in jita, slut

the girl was a camgirl, she wasn't outed. she literally, openly did pornography and shared it with everyone

saying i leaked pictures is like saying sharing a pornstars videos is doxxing

>i

link to her pics?

>3dpd