/owg/ Overwatch General

>overwart general
>shit op
no thanks

My dick is a solid pick in the right hands

Is this the Shantae general?

Every time I alt-tab out of the game it fucks up the UI until I restart. Is there any way to fix this?

I want to fuck mercy

Has Blizzard said anything about new maps yet? I'm getting pretty bored of the current ones and I'll pull my hair out if I have to play Hanamura one more time.

I like picking him alongside Torbjorn on defense. The armor he gives you puts in SO much work when you factor in Zenyatta's shield.

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

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Here's your solution: Don't play on Hanamura.

I don't see it. What am I missing?

people that have trouble with Torb/Bastion disgust me

cant play this shit because i care too much about my stats FUCK

>potg goes to torb who MOTLEN COOOOREs
>sits there and hammers turret the whole fucking time
you've got to be shitting me
if you ult as torb, dont heal your turret. go out there and shove molten rivets up everyones ass and your turret wont have a health problem

Overwatch Co-Op single player mode when?

please respond

here

>user you're such a huge fucking faggot, holy shit

YOU THINK YOU HONOR YOUR BROTHER GENJI WITH INCENSE OFFERINGS?

S A U C E
W H E R E

>It's a "Mei freezes you and takes like 4 seconds to line up her head shot."

This is not fun anymore. My matches consists of stomps from either sides or "balanced" games with Widowmaker and McCree running rampant everywhere. These nerfs can't come soon enough

i want to make love to mercy

With every death comes sake!

>There are people who still don't know about his alt-fire
No, no. He's very weak, he needs a buff.

>60 dollar game
>can't choose what gamemode you want to play

amazing

Post your biggest disappointments.

Is it just me or is most Mercy porn oral? Because I have a lot and all the best ones are just her giving head.

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ROBOT HORDE MODE WHEN?

>it's a "Zenyatta gets bodyshot by a Widowmaker" game

nah

git gud fgt

Healers heal cocks with their mouths

>It's a we need support episode
>It's an user plays Zenyatta episode

Look at her ass.

>using alt fire
>when rivet headshots do somewhere close to 7 million damage

>plop down a turret and upgrade to level 2
>get behind enemies
>turret still up
>MOLTEN CORE
>enemies are trapped between the turret and a raging manlet with a shotgun

MEI REPPING THE NAYSH

Pug teammates.

nah

I'm drunk and I want to play with you memelords. How do I go about this? I have voice chat and I WILL be using it.

>start playing genji
>damn he's actually fun
>learn all his tricks and such
>just play for fun, don't pay attention to winning or losing, actually enjoying myself for once
>randomly check my stats
>60% winrate over 6 hours
i guess i found my waifu

>only level 2 because I still haven't gotten my PC fixed
>got this for Junkrat when I leveled
Feels good man

Zenyatta isn't supposed to be seen by the enemy team

I hated him initially but now I love this nigga

kys

the d.va has a disgusting face and mei is literally just a fat mei 'cosplayer'

So, bought this the other day and I have to admit it's fun, but I struggle to see what exactly it's for in a word where TF2 already existed and already has the balance issues worked out.

That said, It's definitely fun and it's rare you see a game this well optimized on launch.

>Mei has enough health to tank a Reaper ult and freeze him out of it

I have made 3 reapers extremely salty with this today. I like Mei a whole lot.

Am I the only one who just isn't having as much fun anymore?

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I'm bitter I can't fuck them too.

LEMME SEE FOR MYSELF

>Not going full fungineer when the enemy tries to step to you
>Not sniping fools who try to run
Both are completely fine

>KOTH Ilios
>Randomizer mode, get Toblerone
>Throw down level one
>Mop up enemies on the point
>upgrade to level 2 when everyone's dead
>POTG is me bullying a Zen
I felt almost bad

SOMEONE ADD GLASSES TO THIS SO IT CAN BE PERFECT.

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.

No u ;)

yes

>tfw getting better at Genji

well, this game is actually fun, so there's that

What are they saying?

>enemy gets their shit together in OT at the first checkpoint and completely rolls your team after that

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Why is Edgelord so much fun? No one knows how to deal with him and NO ONE ever looks behind them for flanks/

ching chong ling long

fucking aimbot
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Until Widowmaker exists on the same material plane as you.

>Another Chrome Genji
yaaaaaaaaaawn

So do all supports want to choke on massive, throbbing cock, or is it just the Mercy players?

why are support heroes even in the game

just delete zen and lucio, make mercy an AI that follows everyone around, and a dead person can use mercy's ult when needed

Genji/Zen team up short when?

You mean carbon fiber.

Chrome is the one that's completely fine.

>Another Chrome Genji
I'm sorry to inform you that you are colorblind.

kys

I don't even play reapoman and it triggers me when potgs don't have reload canceling holy shit.

I think the issue he was hinting at was that it's only fun until you run into people abusing the same imbalanced shit over and over. I've sworn off the game until the McCree and Widow nerfs go live.

I was defending on Anubis today, their reaper got a lucky 5 kills with death blossom on the second point once and then got shut down for the rest of the match

>Aimbot
What?

Because he kills in 1 shot and he ghost tricks to the nearest health item. Its fun but its an easy modo class.

i really hope they make unique heroes (aka 1 per team) the standard

Just Mercy. It's a hazard that comes with the more conventional healer abilities. Doesn't help that she's a qt girl too. Healers are always sissy sluts for some reason.

>implying all ow players don't want to regardless of their main

>Chrome

Carbon fiber is the only one that looks good. Not to mention Chrome is almost indistinguishable from his original skin.

As a mercy player, I can confirm giving head is indeed the preferred healing method

Have you ever laughed playing overwatch?
Throwing a concussion mine at a charging rein and watching him fly off the map

What would that be like? A buddy cop sort of short?

Just Mercy players

Just Mercy.

Us hue hue players wanna STOP PLAYIN' GAMES
youtube.com/watch?v=g0E02f0P0X8

There is already in tournaments so it would be retarded to not put it in ranked as well.

>play mccree without rightclicking
>people still whine at me
???