/owg/ Overwatch General

I love Tracer! She's beautiful!

Xth for Symmetra is canonically autistic

True. Attackers only need one lucky team wipe to win while defenders have to do it consistently.

but that would mean Rein would have to memorize the location of healthkits!
Their tiny brains can only fit so much. Like holding RMB and pressing Q sometimes

I want to fuck Mercy.

He's pretty cute for a boy

>leave tank to their own devices
>come back when they're in the red
>full ult meter
They're my bulky lil ult battery and I love them, yes I do

What can I say, I'm a healslut and you fucking love me for it. Don't pretend you don't.

I would kiss her face lips and her hip lips.

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Stop bullying Hanzo! Stop it right now!

Tracer is a girl!! A very cute girl!!

reminder that all healsluts are fat, ugly neets.

and i'm not picky.

He wasn't even taking damage. We were in a lull. He just wanted me nearby "in case" he got ulted for heals or a one-man rez.

For all the shit that's talked in here about pocket Mercys, people who main tank classes are just as bad a lot of the time.

Nth for best pair

Jesus Christ why?

>mercy calling anyone low IQ

That's cute

Belongs to Morrison

Stop user yuri will cause everyone to get triggered and shit their pants

>Friendly Widow is playing like shit
>Switches to Hanzo
>Continues to play like shit
>Switches to Genji
STOP BEING A STEREOTYPE JESUS CHRIST

>the slow moving tank should run off an find health kits
Why would you even want this?

Either complain about Rein not shielding constantly or complain about him not wandering off for HP, not both like I keep seeing

Reinhardts that demand pocket healing at all times are fucking shitters and need to neck themselves too though

>enemy goes 5 mei + lucio on koth
>team refuses to pick 4 bastion + lucio+bastion
REEEEEEEEEE

frick u hanzo

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JFC OP get your shit together.

I am beyond done with solos.
In the same breath I dunno where to turn to for grouping up.
Does the true game start here?

sitting like that would dilate a certain part of her anatomy

AWOO

I'm a NEET but I'm cute

also quick psa pls stop going into the kill rooms on either side of choke in temple of anubis its no longer a flank if all ur team does it pls just go under the little bridge its the shortest path to point pls pls

I want to fuck her anyway.

>What Hanzo sees when aiming for a head shot

Naw, we're good as long as it ain't Pharmercy. I'm pretty cool with Mei or Tracer being gay, they seem like the most likely to be gay. Widowmaker was married to a dude, and Zarya is a hard core conservative Russian.

>needing previous OP
why

>but I'm cute

You're disgusting

How's that ult feel?

Tracer is a lovely lady

>murmur murmur KURESAI AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>entire team dead because we'r eall fucking deaf

settle down

>i can't search the catalog

>Get rolled on first point hanamura
>Hold out for a while
>Notice enemy team has gained 3 widowmakers
>Wonder why
>"Hey guys maybe 3 widowmakers isn't great for offense"
>"Shut up nerd"

>we're good as long as it ain't Pharmercy

Am I right in assuming that everyone here waifufags Mercy so hard that even the thought of her being gay is some sort of sacrilege that causes mass hysteria.

I want to give Mercy the hard, deep dicking she desperately craves.

Mercy pretty obviously wants Genji's robodick. It's probably Reaper who's gay, that edgy cunt.

>stop using the flank room
Do you have a problem with me killing whatever idiot decided it was a good idea to set up shop on the bridge?

Are you not entertained?

good

>dick around in spawn
>still have gold somehow
>YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT THIS ROUND
>quote from all 3 snipers

I am not a neet nor am I fat, ugly is debatable though. It doesn't matter because in game I look like this.

Do they ban for glitches?

>6 Torb on Route 66
The enemies didn't get anywhere near the payload.

They do in WoW, so don't try it

you look like someone's grandmother?

NEED some pics

Reminder that Tracer's VA is the real cutie and Blizzard made her put on a shitty accent and read out terrible lines

Nothern Regional Accents > Fake LANDAN Accents

youtube.com/watch?v=1EnWG8PpHco

>Winston on the enemy team
>rips my asshole instantly with just holding left click

>play as Winston
>lunge and left click people for days, gun tickles
What gives

>tfw I could win in brawl of the week if the game gave me a toon I actually know how to use instead of always mc cree/genji

rip-tire more like... rip tire

Be honest: if your grandma looked like that, you'd knock the bottom outta her in a heartbeat.

anyone want to pray game

holy hell im tired of playing solo

If robots gained sentience and the only way to stop them was an elite task force, your pic related is how uni students would act.
>I don't understand what I am protesting but I will protest it anyway.

>Actual British sounding
>Instead put on the most hamfisted accent

>can't even win with one of the most braindead easy heroes
Yeah user, I'm sure you would have been the game changer

I went up against 6 torbs in that same area and we at least managed to get the payload 3/4 of the way. It was such a bitch though, no fun

if they have lucio there is pretty much no point in going near them

HOLY FUCK I HATE JUNKRAT

It's because two or three autists spammed the literal same 3 pictures during the wait between Open Beta and release and that just caused a backlash of autistic het shitposting that continues to this day. If waifufagging was an issue like that we wouldn't have so much Tracer/WM.

I'd knock her fuckin head off for being history's greatest monster.

Tracer is super cute! Tracer's accent is the best!

Partially, I imagine. Mostly people don't like /degeneracy/ or whatever it is touching a pure aryan girl. that fact that it's tumblr's favorite ship makes it easy to boogieman.

More like everyone wants Genji's robo ass

Of me? Why?

Your Grandma is Hitler?

Cute

>answered pic related
>next lootbox got Mako roadhog

need to visit the oncologist soon

It's almost like you should use the game mode to get better at heros you normally wouldn't play.

Mercy wants Genji to sheathe his katana in her pussy. It's probably Symmetra or Winston

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How do I stop getting distracted by Widowmaker's ass?

>get a pug team
>healer main and a tank main
>everybody is fucking shredding, everybody knows how to play
>healer is a literal god
>enemies always stand still while shooting and make for easy snipes for me
>three games later the entire enemy team quits and the game drops
I'll miss you guys...

mccree is the most skill intensive hero because it relies on having a full understanding of the situation and reacting appropriately.

genji is the most mechanically intensive hero in the game, he can do so much more than everyone else if you have the hands for it.

if you cant play those 2, i got some bad news user.

How about you stop running into the traps?

You were one of those guys caught in the LMAObox VAC wave, weren't you?

>Everytime I use rip tire the enemy team scatters
>use a side path and get behind the enemy side of the map
>Let rip rip tire
>run around aimlessly for a few seconds
>enemy thinks they are in the clear and start pushing
>mfw as my riptire is right behind them

I want to make you feel so good all game, user.

Use me as much as you want.

>Mercy's pistol shoots faster if you hold m1 than if you rapidly click it
Someone explain this to me.

im lonely

> Tfw just won a game on Anus defense when the enemy team had two meis, a pretty good D.va, a pretty shit Mercy, and a meh Junkrat
Our firehouse Mei punched the other meis' shit in, and our mercy was great. Didn't even have to Reinhardttryhardt or anything.

Masturbate furiously

Ok, so I've got a question, why does reaper have the same voice line for both enemy and friendly ult?

youtu.be/dushZybUYnM?t=2m10s

He has 'time to reap' why don't they use that for a friendly ult line?

By stop being autistic/attention whoring

sleep tight reaper

>sjws even ruin fictional things
Seems about right.