/owg/ Overwatch General

nth for best pair

So who made omnics after the war?

Roadhog
youtube.com/watch?v=WorK2PcRZ0s
All who disagree are wrong

>used to believe in forced 50
>been winning more and more games
>been getting better and having more fun and not blaming my team for my own mistakes
>now have overall 55%
>tfw forced 50 is literally a meme
When did you realize forced 50 was just a meme?

Streetpig

youtu.be/DRAI1gM7AKM

Or be Genji and pop Deflection as soon as you hear the DIE DIE DIE.

So in the first overwatch cinematic trailer, reaper has a fucking grenade launcher or grenade launcher mode for his shotguns.

How would you guys logically implement it in the game without it being busted as fuck?

Either you're shit or the enemy team isn't brainless morons who shoot the shields and not kill you instantly after.

Is the guy who got his $5 cup today here?
Let's see that warm milk spilling on the side of it.

Fuck mccree

when the fuck are these faggots at blizzard gonna put in that nerf

wat

PharahxMercy is the otp

I-I hope not, mine is only 5,200 ;_;

me on the left

Post some Reinhardt my dudes

Now post your overall winrate.

The one true pairing is about food you fag

what restaurant is having an overwatch promotion now?

Please stop posting any images of Pharah as a literal brown Korra with muslces and breasts.

Pharah clearly does not have that type of manly body and face, nor are her arms that muscular.

Make it his ult. Instead of DIE DIE DIE, he loads explosive shells into his shotguns and he shoots at the same fucking speed. Make them do massive damage too.

Torb turrets do have a maximum range, so in theory you should be able to fly up and blow it up from a safe distance. In practice, you'd be making yourself widow-bait, and on a lot of maps there isn't enough room to fly far enough away and still have sight on the turret. For example, the Route 66 thing works so well because if you place your turrets before the first bend, anything between them and the attacker's spawn is in range.

Reminder that if you have mcreee and widow in your top 3 played you should neck yourself

You cant just tell somebody to not be autistic user

You can't stop me

Use other thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs

Don't even pretend this is wrong. The only one which could compete is Big Iron.

Alright, it was created first, i guess.

omnics.

Are you a cuteboi?

Too bad I'm using both

Please remember to link it in the old thread in the future.

There is literally no reason you shouldn't be playing Mercy, user.

Face not so much but I do have rather wide hips and a small waist.

It's pretty easy to see even in loose cloths.

A bigger gun could be called a reason.

>enemy Windowlicker is making life hell
>switch to Winston to kill her
>nobody pushes when I go after her and she's dead
>literally standing behind cover a mile from the payload to "deal" with Reinhardt
>threaten them to switch off of Winston and let them deal with the sniper themselves
>suddenly everyone is on spot and we win the game

FUCK
OFF

No one protects you and you can contribute much more to the team (and not get shit on) as lucio because of mobility

Overwatch is a fun video games in which I enjoy!

Thanks Blizzard!

Might as well repost.
youtube.com/watch?v=iPK6Sc5nTKs

Guys use the thread that was created first.
We'll post in this one after the other hits 750 posts.

youtube.com/watch?v=UtJNUZy6UxI

>wiggle wiggle

What if i want no clothes at all on you?

That's not Genji and Zenyatta. Or hell, even Roadhog and Junkrat or Mercy and 76.

repostan from last thread
youtube.com/watch?v=Hn4RVZrp464

a MALE AND MALE CONNECTOR LITERALLY DO NOTHING
REMEMBER THEY ARE MACHINES

>join game
>some fuck instantly picks widow right off the bat regardless of map or mode
>sometimes widow + hanzo

this makes me more angry than it should

Good thing gender converters are real things for electrical appliances!

snipers could be removed from all forms of FPS and it would be a much more fun genre because of it

If you play Mei go fuck yourself.

>hollywood defense
>assume a shitshow is going to occur
>it does, but for the other team
>they let me run wild, get a 22 kill streak, never die
>potg is me getting a quadra and stopping mercy+76 ult

>tfw

Why are there two generals?

don't forget me!

Wait till every game is ruined by Widowmaker on either your or their team and it's always a stomp depending on who has the better sniper and wallhacks uptime.

Snipers are ok in games like Battlefield where you can crash a fucking plane on those shitty fucking wookies FUCK SNIPERS I HOPE THEY ALL GET ASS CANCER

post in the other one, this one was created second.

why is forced 50 considered a meme? the whole point of the matchmaking system is to pit you against players of equal skill. if you win too much your MMR goes up and you fight better players until it evens out.

does everyone think they're the best player the world has ever seen and they deserve 80% WR?

its sad that youre monitoring the other general just so people will post in yours

It describes the shitty way it achieves the 50% win rate rather than the winrate itself. aka putting you with vegetables on your team if you go 51% and literally cloud9 if you go 49%

The wallhack abilities should be reworked so they are easier to notice. Some sort of on-screen prompt if you are visible by a wallhack.

In exchange, Hanzo's arrow should get a cd cooldown reduction (say. 10-12 seconds). Widowmaker can get fucked.

is it just me who thinks it's ironic that overwatch is supposed to be this casual friendly game and then blizzard adds every frustrating game mechanic imaginable to the game? Shoddy hitboxes that get you shot around the corner, STUNS, wallhacks, cheap kill ultimates, the whole idea of Mei. That's the kind of stuff that drives casuals crazy you now?

It's because it doesn't match you up against teammates of equal MMR. It stacks teams with shitters once a player's winrate starts rising above 50 until they get pulled down to 50 again.

So instead of seeing equally matched games with close outcomes that you would observe if the teams were composed of players of equal skill level, each map is a series of roflstomps.

Its a meme because 90% of this general doesnt understand how it works, or do and make a meme out of it.

But people legitimately think they get placed with shitty players because muh 50. But in reality theyre placed with shitty players because theyre shitty also

this is what i mean Its become a meme because of morons like this guy. 'Forced 50' has existed since competitive games have existed, but people here need to justify themselves being shit. They were never about 55% at most, and claim its because forced 50.

We need more Pharah art like this.

I wanna lick those abs.

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time for beers and overwatch

It's really weird seeing this level of not understanding what Forced 50 is or why it actually exists.

Forced 50 in other games meant something entirely different than it does in Overwatch because of how the game is putting teams together.

In Dota 2 for example you are matched by MMR. As you get better you are put up against better opponents and placed on teams with better players. You will keep rising in MMR ranks until you reach a level where you are losing half of your matches. That is you reaching a natural equilibrium with your skill.

It works because the difference in skill between the best player in the match and the worst isn't huge and in fact the match was created because of how close their MMR is so it results in a balanced match.

What Overwatch appears to be doing is matching groups together based on the average of win rate or some other factor. The point is it isn't grouping you based on MMR but rather your win rate. So no matter how long or how well you play the game will compensate not by putting you up against better players but by putting you with bad players. It's reaching 50% by dragging you down rather than letting you fight with and against better and better groups until you reach a natural equilibrium.

It is a poor system and only a mongoloid would think it is well designed.

Mei is not fat. She is thick, which is nature's intended body type for women to achieve maximum attractiveness, and arousing men's primal instinct to violently fuck and impregnate them. Thick is not a sign of laziness, gluttony, or higher probability of obesity, it's a higher state of physical sexiness that makes healthy men's test levels spike, so that they may answer the call of their primal instincts to slam their hips against the thick woman's plumb ass. Omega males will go for low-test / skinny woman, and raise inferior and unhealthy kids.

There is no better sex in this world than thick women. They can do it all. They're beasts, and know how to satisfy a man in any way that works most effectively and efficiently, as their body allows them to utilize just about any region of their body to pleasure you beyond anything a skinny woman ever would. Skinny women just lay back on the bed, like a sea star, and will never do anything for you sexually. They're a scourge on the female sex, and men who find them attractive just the same.

I pity those who cannot comprehend the beauty of thickness, and value the extreme aesthethicks they possess. May they find peace in fucking inferior women, but pray that they never reproduce to raise men or woman of the same kind.

shimadas are making me gay

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
Zarya

>want to learn Genji and Tracer to maybe also improve my aim or whatever
>level 60 already
>every game is really try hard with double support double tank
>the two offense spots are always taken immediatly by the Tracer/Genji/McCree mains

>source: my ads
It couldn't be because the nature of hard counters makes mmr wildly variable based on heroes you prefer vs team comp vs enemy comp vs picking heroes you suck with but need to counter with could it?

How do you think MMR is calculated if not for win/loss?

>has this saved on his hard drive

nah son, i think you had that long before overwatch

Zarya

youtube.com/watch?v=yeyDfVjq6sw

If it's anything like Dota then it is calculated based on your output in addition to win/loss. I don't see why you are so devoted to the idea that the system is great and everyone is just crazy shitters.

The system is poorly designed and no amount of dick sucking will make it not be so. From dropping you into matches that are already lost to putting literal level 1s on your team against a bunch of 50s.

Are you going to somehow try to argue that several sub-10 rank people have an MMR similar to a bunch of level 50s with a 60% winrate? There is MMR being variable and there is the game blatantly stacking the deck.

Defend as you will but you don't actually have a defense.

That's because it's a casual drop in and drop out game mode. It's not "muh ranked" that you so desperately want you ASSFAGGOT. You'll get to have that jerk off to your MMR later.

youtube.com/watch?v=WsOlT-q89f0

So you admit that it isn't based on MMR and you have nothing to say other than call me faggot? Good game old chap. Better luck next time.

you know exactly who
youtube.com/watch?v=nWZMPxFdc1A

bob the builder is shit now, its 3d animated

why am i against high level premades

>so you admit

Who cares, go play whatever you're faggy autismo game brought you here. You're "rank" and w/l in fucking quick play are completely irrelevant and not a single person cares about it. Whatever MMR that does exist is mostly just to keep the really bad players from the really good players.

I'm also no the guy who was aruging with you until now, but I can small the ASSFAGGOT trash on you.

It seems like you care friendo are a bit booty bothered. Would you like some salve for that?

I'm literally always butthurt, certainly has nothing to do with trash like you.

It probably has to do with the fact you are trash rather than the people you encounter. Try introspection.

Nah.

Fair enough. It's the internet and I can't force you to do anything.

Well at least you got one thing right.

It's not the thing you think though.

Well at least you admit you're wrong most of the time. That's progress.

Where is my ranked? This is getting boring, I'm playing less and less.