Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

muh 9k

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>level 9 no lasso

AND THEY LOST THE TA
AND THEY LOST THE TA
AND THEY LOST THE TA
AND THEY LOST THE TA
AND THEY LOST THE TA

make it stop pls

9k mmr? more like 9k deaths

Fuck anime

9k mmr retard runs mid and feeds 6 times in a row

>15 minutes into the game
>Moon still doesn't have a Blink

he is fucking trash

N O L A S S O
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#FuckLasso

>4k gold bat kills 3k gold phoenix
>458 gold
how is that balanced

Is miracle- tilting?

newbee dies and the monkeys orgasm
og dies and deafening silence

nb死菲猴子就高潮
og死菲猴子就不叫了

>tfw no sun hero

Have they even stopped fighting since the match began?

>4-3-3-0

The fuck is moon doing?

>Moon

brrrrrrrrr....

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>drums first batrider

>Fly

>no lasso

>pour collective efforts into killing their true carry
>win the game
jeez how hard it is anyway

STILL NO LASSO
>STILL NO LASSO
STILL NO LASSO
>STILL NO LASSO
STILL NO LASSO
>STILL NO LASSO
STILL NO LASSO
>STILL NO LASSO

It is the optimal way to play it in the hardlane and I still do it

sun ray is best if you gank other lanes all the time

but fire spirits + dive maxed does more damage and you being stunned doesn't stop the rape train

>An australian is going to win the majors

HOW CAN YUROS EVEN COMPETE

Chillout Wang.

>NO LASSO

6.86
Increased Sun Ray turn rate per second from 20 to 25.

6.85
Sun Ray
Increased max health as damage per second from 1%/2%/3%/4% to 1.25%/2.5%/3.75%/5%.
Increased max health as heal per second from 0.5%/1%/1.5%/2% to 0.625%/1.25%/1.875%/2.5%.

hey guys reddit here
reddit seems to be down! So don't mind if I post here!

Don't worry guys
I will carry this game
ez free farm

Mistress Luna says you guys need to start picking her or she's going to start using my mouth whenever she needs to take a big shit after a hard fought battle.

LUL LUL LUL

>NO LASSO


dw im pro batridder :))

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MOONMEANDER PULLING DOTA 2 PSYCHOLOGY ON HIS TEAMMATES

notail will carry this shit

>no lasso
why is moon throwing?

you got the pic with him activating phase boots ?

MOO IS A FUCKING CHINK DOUBLE AGENT, IT'S ALL OVER

What does Sunray sound like again? I'm deaf.

wow I made this in MS Paint like two days ago and somebody actually saved it

is this game a feint from OG, are they hoping for an ez rematch in the final?

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>current patch
>pros still buying badBooster

1-1

Apologize.

OG (OUR GUYS) ARE DOING IT

>CHINK DOTA
KEK

Literally OSfrog.

are you deaf?

They're cheering for both teams

GOOOOAAAAALLL!

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

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woah semen demon

EAT SHIT NEWBEE
EAT SHIT NEWBEE
EAT SHIT NEWBEE
EAT SHIT NEWBEE
EAT SHIT NEWBEE
EAT SHIT NEWBEE

N0

Apologize

2k mmr dives

That phoenix was stunned for at least 20 seconds holy shit.

you write Chinese right to left

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>almost 3000 gold swing from a teamfight at 20 minutes
thanks memeback

How do I grind from 3.3k/3.5k average to 4k mmr?

What heroes do I pick frequently that can help me even if my team is retarded?

I can farm pretty well, I feel like my personal issues rely in not using timings properly and misplaying around the midgame.

My playstyle is also fairly farm and splitpush until I'm ready to fight or we win off of said splitpushing. What heroes can I pick that are still meta that fit this playstyle? Or is it out of fashion? I feel like I'm doing much worse this patch than I did 3-4 patches ago, but better than the last two patches.

Sorry for blogging during esports.

why the FUCK are the SEA crowd cheering for OG????

reddit is down the hall and to the left

There are no teams left that can beat Liquid, GG

What's the comfiest custom game, /d2g/?

>literally being the equivelant of a child screaming louder when told to shut the fuck up

I'm certain you're farming (You)s at this point

i wanna hold hands with cr1t

VVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr KILLING SPREE

fffwwwooooooossssssssshhhhhh

does anyone have that oddshot from sheever's stream where she goes to the toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?

PINOYS HATE CHINESE

>Naga farming this whole time

Everyone hates china dumbass

google Philippine history

they're a literal race of cucks

>It's a naga vs Ember spirit episode

Wake me up in 2 hours when the game mercifully ends.

because memes
pinoys are literally weddit

N O
D E T E C T I O N

All of Newbee's heroes can either prevent or escape a Batrider running toward them, there'd be no point in Lasso before having blink.

I overslept and missed MVP cs LGD. How was it?

Guys

What if moon heard that Zai will replace him, and is now protesting?

it's Current Year son, not 1911

BabyRage LUL BabyRage LUL BabyRage LUL

You fucking stop theorycrafting shit at your shit MMR and just play what you want. Jesus you idiots who talk about playstyles and timings are insufferable

pinoys hate china

Fuck off, we are watching exports.

Why is it 22 minutes into the game and Moon still doesn't have a Blink?

>timings
>playstyle
these words don't mean anything at your mmr, just play heroes that you're good with and enjoy

WHY DOES NEWBEE HAVE NO CARRY?

YES I MAD

what if the planet exploded? what would you do?

>3.3k/3.5k
>I can farm pretty well

I need this in my life

give him time he only skilled lasso 2 minutes ago

>Ember isn't a carry
>Invoker isn't a carry
okay kid

pinoys are butthurt because china's stealing their islands

Has n0tail done anything in this game?

YO NOW REALIZE

OG IS LITERALLY WINNING 4V5