/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station General

Sawbones for president edition

Last time on /ss13g/
>corgies are not pleb tier dogs
>someone blows up the brig
>martians are for lewds

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>Discord Link
discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh5GkApi

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

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github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10508
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first for dead thread

2nd for why haven't you killed yourself yet?

3rd for all waifus a shit

4th for admin sawbones.

5th for faggot blink wizards

CRAB PEOPLE WHEN

cute

Hi Zalika!

>changeling assistant steals captains spare, declares himself to be the captain, puts vox on trial for terrorism then subverts the AI
>everyone goes along with it

i'm still shocked

Vox are pox anyways

bumping the thread with some engineering 101

Emitters do not work if there is no power in the grid, APCS do not put power into the grid, they take power from the grid and use it to power lights atmos and machines but not emitters

At round start engineering has power thanks to this specific SMES, once that SMES runs out, emitters will not work, at which point you must wrench down the pacman to a wire knot in order to get the SMES to fire

Alternatively, you can wire a solar, and wire engineering to the grid (fastest way is to lay wires through the maintenance door next to the burn chamber), and the solars can power the emitters

important note, because the engineering APC is only powered by engines, if you only wire the solars, engineering will eventually run out of power if you do not wire it to the grid

Do not teach shitters how to be engineers.

The info is readily available in books and wiki. Let them get jobbanned for singuloose instead.

>"Do not teach shitters how to be engineers."
>WOOOOW WHY WE HAVE NO POWER ON THE STATION?

A non-shitter can rectify this in less than 10 minutes.

the good engineers supply the station with power.

We need less engineering plasma floods and shitheads that fuck off to space with their engineering hardsuits.

>Spent twenty minutes trying to fix an APC before realising it wasn't plugged in
I should stop playing engi

Why doesn't mesons work and how do I make the space parallax work? When enabled space is just completely black.

Also, thanks to the science people for a fun shift. I learned some things about large artifacts.

19th for reishi pizza

Where are the defibrillators in Medbay?

How'd they fuck up?

On the walls near cryo, paramedics station, and near chemistry.

>Anyone with hands can setup power
>Anyone can swap their apc cell with highcaps or supers
>90 minutes in people are still bitching about no power
>Shuttle is called
>mfw tator ai and we're living cause you unrobust scrubs can't go setup an AME and turn off some lights

In the white cabinets with a red + on the wall that says defibrilator. They're by cryo, the chemistry nanomed, paramedics, bridge, research outpost medbay, mining station medbay

Help, mech charger absoribing me in dorms.

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10508

which colour to colourblind the vox?

I haven't been to the server or this general in like half a year.

What features or other significant events have I missed out on?

Is the server still beyond saving?

All colours should be different shades of green and purple to them

It's still crap

Nothing. Pomf just runs serbia now and bald man left4gud. code has stagnated.

I know the server is byond saving.

>code has stagnated meme
it's like you're blind and can't read a changelog

Shush you fucking autist. Learn to read the signals.

Why don't we have a strong codebase like TG?

Maybe because tg is more autistic than vg?

>furry ERP is somehow desirable
Fuck off Veeky Forums you're shit.

In recent times alone, we got smooth lighting, parallax, away missions were returned, 500x500 z-levels, vaults in space, newblob (lmao), Bus station, and a fuckton of fixes, tweaks, and QOL changes

Can somebody post a who list?
I don't feel like logging in to click who, getting saddened, and logging off.

Mistakes made:
>goon lightning
>parallax
>bus station

Remove when?

there you go senpai, I logged in just for you

Thanks senpai
>don't recognise half the ckeys
Welp.

I wish the taxi/bus station meme would stop being forced on us. The station is shit just stop.

>in recent times we got fog everywhere, lag, 'break in everywhere to prepare: the shittening', literally nothing, 'break into everywhere 2: reloaded', more lag, defficency 2.0, and an attempt to cover up the worst parts of all of them


Oh and we catered specifically to the non antag furry races, making them traitor target immune, giving them their own base and then giving them their own ship.

FTFY

Just go play and make new metafriends nerd.

just make friends

why don't you make some friends user?

>Oh and we catered specifically to the non antag furry races, making them traitor target immune, giving them their own base and then giving them their own ship.
That's bullshit, because they can be antags themselves.
I've seen some Traders as starting cultists.

go talk with them and make friends

>Librarian
>You have to kill a trader
>He just grabbed the jetpacks and fucked off into space
Not that objectives are everything but for the people who do care you're pretty much fucked. They also have a pretty thick don't fight the station line so it's kind of like pushing over the retarded kid on the playground.

Plasmaman Drifter job on the Derelict when?
Grayy Snake Oil Salesman/Frankensteiner job on the White Ship when?
Catbeast Alley Cat job in maint when?

Humans should be only in the main station
Grays should be only in a special station on another z level
Voxes should be trader only locked
Plasmamen should be derelict only

We don't have the pop for that though

we get like 50-60 player during high pop

When you Arr Peee. You can hit the salvage ship in under 10 minutes if you're the RD

>two plasmen
>One borgs the other
>Mines then resets to eng
>Spams phazon as fast as he can put fresh hypers in
>Smashes and sticks derelict mommi's into phazons
>Illegal Phazons and ripleys named with bad engrish names storming the station asking for jobs and taking everything

Honestly, I want to see derelict only plasma men run a R-UST/pac/superpac/mrspac who sell smes cells to traders for matter chits and plasma canisters who sell the smes cells to the station guys for minerals, matter chits, plasma and whatever else they want.

that would involve a lot of synergy. Every plasmaman player is complete shit and a greytider

It'd be cool though.

*erps*

/me ERPs with the washing machine

Because no one knows how to cure a virus anymore.

capped and saved, thanks bud

>powergaming the kit
huehuehueuhe

Why carry around the prosthetic parts if you have all the equipment to fix them without replacing them anyway?
Why the water when you can just inject straight anti-body laced blood into people and let them deal with a slight toxin loss?
Also no defib and no iron pills
bled out in 20 seconds/10

>nothing for radiation, best weapon is a crowbar, isn't mix-maxing with a plastic bag with a box in it, needing a centrifuge for antibodies
If you're gonna powergame try harder, c'mon. I bet you can't even invincibility chempack

>best weapon's a crowbar
>not the switch tool

You're just meming famalion go home you're talking shit you don't know

>crowbar
>has a surgeon's switchtool

You're an idiot

*fucks sasha*

Would it be viable to get an emergency oxygen tank, fill it with N2O, and then slip it onto people to keep them in a down state?

>Why carry around the prosthetic parts if you have all the equipment to fix them without replacing them anyway?

because some surgeries are just fun to do, and will prevent a lot of future issues.

>Why the water

for the monkey cube if a nearby extinguisher is out

>Also no defib and no iron pills

you only need a defib if they day, nad you can set up two iv poles with the metal and use the water beaker to drain your own blood to infuse into them while overloading antitox to negate the bloodtype tox loss.

It's like you aren't even trying.

>not just giving your body to be a cyborg and be 10/10 medical assistant with access before you're even upgraded

>Namefagging a bad guide

gummy worms kill AIs?

wut music u guys listen 2 while pleyen spess?

Snakes turn friend computers into clown computers for honks

It's a crowbar :DD

portugal. the man

Random on pornhub

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=11901#p11901

What does he mean by this?

>invoid9 still plays

he used to be nice I hope spess hasn't gotten to him like everyone else

>Because no one knows how to cure a virus anymore.

Actually, that's because newfags comes onto the server, and oldfags leave.

The way Space Station 13 works is, if it's interest you to learn it, you'll do it with the wiki or by testing shit

>centrifuge board
>water
Smh desu senpai

jetsetradio.live or channel 53 on sat. radio.

What kind of character archetype sits right with you, anons? Something that's easiest to RP?

I'm with Felicity on this one, she is doing us a favor by lowering the risk of us catching lesbian from her blood.

>wasting box slots because you don't want to cover yourself special snowflake face with a mask.

static naming removed when.

>trying this hard to save Ashe from dying all the time.

CUTE

>character archetype

please explain?

Easiest to RP? Loner jobs like Miner, since the only people that you ever see want to murder you, especially other miners.

he is asking what kind of generic shitty waifu type you like so he can get the most attention.

Please answer this important survery

Favorite time of the week -
Favorite Video Game -
Favorite Drink -
Favorite Snack -
Favorite Anime -

in that case, the one that doesn't exist

Favorite time of the week - Saturday
Favorite Video Game - Arma 3
Favorite Drink - Espresso
Favorite Snack - Sandwich loaf with mayonaise and pickled vegetables
Favorite Anime - I don't watch anime

Thursday nights
Animal crossing NL
Ginger ale
Cheese steak sandwich
Blue Exorcist

Thursday
I don't like videogames
Black coffee 2 sugars
Mixed nuts
FLCL

>FLCL

Excellent choice

>staticnamer
>attention whore
>waifufag
>bloated ego
Not surprised

Wednesday mornings
Homeworld
Water
Almonds
Zeta Gundam

Saturdays
Klonoa
This is a secret
Raspberries or dried blueberries
Howl's Moving Castle

What's with thursdays?

spaghetti night
>captcha was spaghetti

>No inascuite
>No explosion pills to clean them out of poisons
>Having a centri when you can just give them your blood and some anti-tox
>No mortar to grind metal sheets for unlimited iron
>No stolen or printed defib
>No lube or chloral to kill all humans
What a cuck with a bloated ego. Go home you mega homo.

The occasional need for hands is infuriating.

Favorite time of the week - Saturday Afternoon
Favorite Video Game - Fire Emblem
Favorite Drink - Coffee
Favorite Snack - Cookies
Favorite Anime - ZZ Gundam