I need advice

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I need advice.
How does my application look? Would you hire me?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Bump

Snarelure
Snarelure

jacob
No jews i can't work with them

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yeah I would hire you, you can serve me coffee and bring me the newspaper

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm intrigued. What do burgers at Elevation Burger look like?

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's a popular biblical name. Not exactly exclusive to kikes.
Seems a bit too high energy for me, how much is the pay?

SniperWish
SniperWish

A chocolate bar

WebTool
WebTool

Today was actually my first time eating there. I recently got fired from my other job and I decided to apply.
It's basically only of those places that bridges the gap between fast food and an actual restaurant like chilis. Better than Five Guys or Smashburger, but a tad pricey for me. Burgers are smaller than others, but really juicy with sweet buns. Mmmmmm

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Can I live in your house?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I have never met a non-jew who was named Jacob

DeathDog
DeathDog

Bump

TechHater
TechHater

Who cares??

FastChef
FastChef

stop masquerading you stealthy jew

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

No, but I can rent you a trailer home, the price is the same chocolate bar

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Did the burgers look elevated or make you feel elevated?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

No. I felt like I was sinking into my own body, then I took a nap.
It's a mountain themed burger restaurant in the middle of fucking southeast texas

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

they use grassfed meat air baked fries and fancy flavored ketchups. That is all.

Nojokur
Nojokur

No. I live a luxurious life or I don't live at all.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How does this business survive the competition?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Idk. Hopefully they hire me and close down before I get fired

viagrandad
viagrandad

Actually, I wouldn't advice you to apply to a business that isn't doing well for employment. It can be a whole lot of trouble.

Do you mind showing us your real application sheet?

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