I need advice.
How does my application look? Would you hire me?
I need advice
I need advice.
No jews i can't work with them
Yeah I would hire you, you can serve me coffee and bring me the newspaper
I'm intrigued. What do burgers at Elevation Burger look like?
It's a popular biblical name. Not exactly exclusive to kikes.
Seems a bit too high energy for me, how much is the pay?
A chocolate bar
Today was actually my first time eating there. I recently got fired from my other job and I decided to apply.
It's basically only of those places that bridges the gap between fast food and an actual restaurant like chilis. Better than Five Guys or Smashburger, but a tad pricey for me. Burgers are smaller than others, but really juicy with sweet buns. Mmmmmm
Can I live in your house?
I have never met a non-jew who was named Jacob
stop masquerading you stealthy jew
No, but I can rent you a trailer home, the price is the same chocolate bar
Did the burgers look elevated or make you feel elevated?
No. I felt like I was sinking into my own body, then I took a nap.
It's a mountain themed burger restaurant in the middle of fucking southeast texas
they use grassfed meat air baked fries and fancy flavored ketchups. That is all.
No. I live a luxurious life or I don't live at all.
How does this business survive the competition?
Idk. Hopefully they hire me and close down before I get fired
Actually, I wouldn't advice you to apply to a business that isn't doing well for employment. It can be a whole lot of trouble.
Do you mind showing us your real application sheet?