Overwatch General - /owg/

>Miss one of my Helix Rockets once the entire match
>LOL CAN YOU AIM SOLDIER?
>Mei ice walls me so I can't move backwards and I'm trapped against a wall
>LOL YOU WERE JUST STANDING STILL WHAT A RETARD

Are all Blizzard communities this fucking shit?

Soft tongue for blowjobs and frenchkisses.

8th for shitposting

wwaht the fugggg X DX D XD XD XD X

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she can regrow her hymen with Recall

delete this

I want Mei to fart in my face!!!!

> tfw writing a paper but keep getting distracted by /owg/
> tfw I could be playing OW if I finished this paper, but that wont happen today because i'm stuck shitposting

what a waste of a saturday this is going to be

HE

Fuck off.

In for the smooch, kyuuuuuuuute!

>get legendary after 20 levels
>it's shitty short hair D.Va

I already have Carbon Fiber and White Rabbit, what the fuck.

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

>doesnt post proof

Anyone got the one with stretched face?

She looks like a power ranger.

test it yourself :^)

>mfw blast a pharrah skyhigh when she takes off at the same time with lucio m2 and then airshot her with wubs
im getting the hang of this jam

first for gg ez

Post'em

People over level 100 are literally the saltiest and most autistic players ive seen yet

Most of them main Widow, Mcree and the occasional Lucio

If someone is over 100 in this thread, do you know what a razor is?

umad you little bitch?

>complaining about the only good D.Va skin

why tho

Curious. What level are you? I was that high before I got level 20 at which point I was at 60% until about level 30 where I settled at 55%.

>I already have Carbon Fiber and White Rabbit, what the fuck.
well which skin do you wanna get then?
those are the best

HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
ARMS SPAGHETTI

WHOA THERE!

>win a bunch of games
>kicked out due to low players
>game is taking forever to find me a new match

I dont like the looks of this

Wow, it's literally every Bastion PotG ever. Good job.

Kill me.

u mad?

No it's just the autistic Mei players. Anyone who likes fat girls is delusional with brain problems.

LMAO, always gets me. Thanks m'eighty eight

All he had to do was get two dps classes with him to shoot behind the damn thing.

It would be really nice if the cosmetic previews showed you what the weapons look like, even if the hero's idle animation doesn't normally display it.

On that note, which Mercy legendary is best?

She is not fat though, she is curvy which is godtier and shows reproductive health.

wow as soon as I saw this I tested in game
The roadhog hook damage actually falls down after the first win I got
I can't post the proof but you can do it yourself

>backfill +400xp on a lv70 game
>get gold on elimination and objective time
shitters everywhere

holy SHit mlkafao MLFaLMFAO

I know that feel user

boy do I ever

Imp. Imp is cutest.

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Which girl's farts would you pay to smell?

58, I play Lucio only because I like winning

>forced to play the tank
>leave game

>GOMU GOMU NO REVOLVER

Overwatch is comfy because of all the pagan cultural things added

>MesoAmerican pyramids
>Egyptian culture

I've actually kind of noticed this as well.
And they are usually also the only players who shit on their team in global chat.

>leaving games doesn't count as a loss
why didn't anyone fucking tell me. I could be calling other people shitters with a faked 65% winrate

goddamn it

>Rein immediately charges despite already being in your sights
>Lucio runs to his death straight at you
>76 just stands there
What a bunch of retards holy shit. And the MMR has no way of sifting these people out well fucking hell.

What's up with everyone using the term"salty"? I've been disconnected from pretty much all games except Dark souls for a few years, is this the new "umad"?

To the guy who said I could only sleep two hours I ended up sleeping about 5 hours.

shes not fat user. stop this meme. Once the inevitable no jacket costume cknes out youre gonna look like an angry fartcuck

Who /44%/ average accuracy on Soldier here?

>hating faggots means you're a closet faggot

so do you think hating rats makes you a closet rat? because I view homos and rats the same way

neither can help that they are born that way, as a rat or as a faggot, but that does not make their behavior and propensity for being diseased any less disgusting

>people think ranked play will be better

>good skin
Carbon Fiber, right?

Tracer and Mercy

>Forced to be a tank
>be D.Va

Basically, yeah.

This is the most incorrect post in this thread.

Widowmaker
I'll pay her in baguettes.

This guy gets it.

>forced

>Carbon fiber
>The skin that actually gives the Korean woman black hair
What the fug

What's with those curves?

please refrain from using negroid terms, thanks

how often does master overwatch update?

>playing Trashmouse
>D.Va on my team uses ult
>enemy team scatters
>let rip my riptire
>mfw teamkill since they went to hide in the same spot

>tfw half of them are shit
>can't sell them
gg

>McRee fails to reach for the sky

Exactly. I wanted a legendary of a hero I didn't already have the best skins for.

cry about it on /pol/ you miserable faggot

PRETTY

TOES

>He thinks level determines skill

Got it early on, not too fond of it, kinda goth-y. I do like her hueg calves though

Also today in random brawl I got a really embarrassing widowmaker potg. I wish I could aim.....

Mei. Only good smelling farts come out of an ass that glorious

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Reminder that carbon fiber is literally a meme. Everyone always forces the shit out of those skins saying they're the best for their respective heroes, saying all others are trash, yet pic related is the same colour scheme yet never gets mentioned, however if its name were carbon fiber everyone would shill it regardless of how it looks.

kek

Why didn't you show up?

It's better than Devil, red and black is such an overused color scheme.

>not fat
>those lard legs
>probably have that image of her thunder thighs in tights
D E L U S I O N A L

>people actually believe this

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SHE'S FAT

>bodyshot tracer

>26 degrees
what cooling dude

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