Jesse McCree! What kind of sense of humour do you think Jesse McCree has? I bet he's a pretty funny guy, I know I always laugh at being skillfully taken out by the best overwatch character. I want Jesse to whisper jokes in my ear while rubbing that long hard gun against me. What kind of jokes you ask? Here are five fun jokes about Jesse McCree!
1. What's McCree's favorite pokemon? Linoone! 2. What do you get when you cross McCree and Reaper? Die noon! 3. When is McCree's paper due? By noon! 6. McCree!
Easton Torres
>Hook someone >After they are pulled they simply walk away Okay then
Jack Gomez
Did you forget to You know shoot them?
Austin Harris
how do i play a support that isnt lucio without dying all the time
i dont understand
Alexander Powell
hope your teammates know how to protect you
Carson Parker
I have 1000 gold what skin should i buy?
Julian White
goth zarya
Joseph Watson
Don't listen to get industrial Zarya
Ethan King
>Enemy team goes 6 zenyatta. >Go widow maker and shit all over their fun >mfw they all switched
Parker Williams
shit op kys
Camden Russell
Clownfuckers please go.
Landon Russell
woop woop u mad?
Chase Sullivan
>hook through ceilings and walls
Jayden Cox
Is it possible to git gud with Symmetrical Curry Woman on offense? Or is she a forever mediocre defensive hero?
Also why did they nerf her shield?
Ryder Nguyen
she can work on any offense long as your team is dominating. if your teleporter isnt getting destroyed immediately it's like having a mercy ult for the first 6 people to die, but as they die. again, you have to be winning, which kinda defeats the purpose all together. though the final pushes on most payloads are infinitely easier with a teleporter.
Jaxon Robinson
fuck off shill
Leo Hall
When are they going to patch out forced fiddy? This is getting really tiring since it doesn't actually matter what I do.
Robert Williams
Would you be embarrassed if you got potg ko'd by a 40 year old woman?
Lucio is literally the only worthwhile support playing right now since the other three require your team to not be completely fucking retarded. With Lucio you can just passively support while shooting shit.
Evan Phillips
>junkrat who cares?
Liam Morgan
What does Lucio say that sounds like "This payload is FUCKED"????
Liam Ward
"This payload is BUMPIN'!"
Jonathan Thomas
Thanks mate
Charles Perez
>tfw grandpa doesnt make you biotic field for supper
Jason Powell
Man, I just wish pubs would be better at playing. Half, if not all of my games are built on training wheels. I'm getting tired of tryharding for >leaderboards yet only having like 12 hours into the game
Eli Brooks
unplayable on PS4 because the players are fucking retarded.
Benjamin Parker
What can he do that tracer does not do better?
Isaiah Gutierrez
Vertical Mobility
Nolan Roberts
Is there a different thread? This one is so dead
Chase Stewart
yes
Lucas Stewart
Overwatch is a dead game m8
Xavier Jackson
>Go widow maker and shit all over their fun
Fixed your post.
Jace Williams
As Mercy just zip around using your shift and remember that your beam remains for 2 sec even if you break out of sight, so you can duck in and out of cover.
Jaxon Cox
>someone starts shittalking >oh, it's a mcree "main" Surprise, surprise.
Adrian Gomez
What that other guy said. Also countering Bastion and Torb as well as making teamkills with his ult.
Gabriel Moore
Reminder that a company worth over $2 billion thought a turret with infinite range, perfect accuracy, and high damage was a good idea.
Anthony Gomez
>traveling to Nepal
Ayden Anderson
>hook tracer >she ends up behind me why does this keep happening?
James Long
I've always found Tracer mains to be the most cocky.
Robert James
Imagine choking Tracer out from behind
Mason Rivera
mei nerf when
Ethan Watson
>still bumping and linking a 4 hour old duplicate thread
Austin Young
translation please
Bentley Long
Genji does a lot better against turrets than Tracer without ult, but he's not nearly as great at them as Bastion since deflect does piddly damage. He's good at taking them out with shurikens though.
Lucas Hernandez
man these threads are really comfy it'll be really sad to see this general die whenever BATTLEBORN GETS ITS FIRST MAJOR UPDATE BABYYYYYYYY
Joshua Walker
play more, you'll escape the braindead level
John Martinez
Reminder this game is so unbalanced it'll never be ESL ready.
Joseph Long
>game set in the future >has tons of countries represented >the only African country in the game is fictional
Carter Murphy
I only play solo because I have absolutely no friends whatsoever
Jaxson Scott
My friend was complaining about this last night.
Are tracers just mashing their teleport key when they get hooked or is it a bug?
Isaac Flores
He really wanted everyone to see his shit image filename
Grayson Morgan
i feel like this is pasta but its damage is awful
Caleb Lewis
I keep forgetting that's a real game and not just a meme
Ayden Scott
>zenyatta is bad
my favorite meme
Jordan Rogers
>cheaters talking about whats fair wew
Jonathan Brown
Ooppps accidentally told my whole friend list I am am a girl gamrr lol now they all give me attention and no I don't have a mic! ^^ so stop asking! tehe
Parker Richardson
>S76 gets announced >I think he looks like boring generic COD shit >After playing the game for a few weeks now I see him as a lovable old grandpa clint eastwood and love him
Carson Watson
>no damage >melts in seconds >slow as fuck >ult takes forever to charge >ult also does literally nothing
how the fuck did D.Va even get shipped out the door like this?
Nicholas Ward
ching chong give mei your dong
Jordan Roberts
>pick Mei >do everything in my power to sabotage my teammates >still win the game 50% of the time
Daniel Foster
BEST SHIP
Hunter Nelson
D.va's only job for now is to make a better distraction, but Winston does this perfectly anyway.
Owen Cooper
>people believe that Blizz actually fucks with damage numbers to achieve forced 50
Why is this game's community so awful
Dominic Collins
>the only american characters are cowboy, calladooty, and school shooter
wow
Lincoln Wilson
As long as Widowmaker exists in her current form, he is.
Ryder Lee
>Soldier 76 is old clint eastwood >McRee is young clint eastwood
>yet no John Wayne character
Owen Rodriguez
you see you need to play listening to lil yachty
Chase Cook
She does damage, just only at the range where anyone who can crit does twice the damage back to her.
Also I have no idea why her ult charge is so long, especially considering you can't charge it directly while in Zero Suit. If you're going to make it absurdly counterable, at least make it usable often to make up for it.
Landon Kelly
>it's going to take blizzard over a month just to reduce widowmakers damage a bit
Make it stop.
Aaron Foster
>You... still our Hero Jack
How barbaric
Lucas Rodriguez
After every other hero get's nerfed.
Parker Robinson
>All those gold and white skins >All those black and gold skins Thanks blizz.
Jayden Baker
Wow, I thought I saw a very sudden drop in aimbots. No wonder.
Fuck those people, I hope everyone who cheated got a permaban and is short 40 bucks + the money they spent on boxes.
Brody Allen
Where do you think the place with the pyramids is set exactly?
Carson Cook
76 reminds me more of Bruce Willis than old clint
Wyatt Smith
lucio is american
oh did you mean north american?
Christopher Richardson
is this what the kids these days are thinking?
Bentley Walker
Only retard think that something like this happens.
But the forced 50% is real.
Jason Barnes
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brayden Parker
>double mccree on enemy team >every game
can't wait for those nerfs senpai
Dylan Rodriguez
A lot of them are down more than that because they rebought the game and were banned again because it's a hardware ban
Owen Harris
yknow I'm actually happy to see that you guys aren't dead or anything
Jeremiah Morgan
Something about the pleasure of being cummed inside.
Jaxson James
...
Kevin Gray
>only american characters in tf2 were 50s paper boy and retarded war veteran
the middle east (egypt doesnt have black people ya dumb)
Julian Baker
delete widowmaker
Nathan Cook
Are you actually upset about getting three characters?
Jaxson Campbell
>mfw Reaper and controlling a choke point
Aiden Peterson
I want to have sexual intercourse with D.Va
John Hall
Man, I saw this twitchy fucking soldier and just assumed he could get a shit ton of head shots on my as tracer from a distance going up/down stairs. And I gave him the benefit of a doubt.
Carson Diaz
>attack on dorado >no support so decide to fill with mercy >realize we have two snipers (hanzo and widow) >pharah disappearing off to bumfuck wherever >welp, gonna stick with the zarya >zarya has no situational awareness and leaves me to die to the mei that flanks every single time >the genji that filled the last slot decides to switch heroes >to another widow >Would you like to leave the game?
Luis Lopez
all you have to do is add my battlenet account
I have been playing hearthstone on my phone at work even when I dont have time to shitpost
Daniel Brooks
>forgetting engineer
Jonathan Butler
>join match >on defense in Anubis >no one is picking, get Hanzo >like 5 seconds later, someone picks widow >"meh, it's fine, two snipers on defense" >someone picks a second Hanzo >call them idiots and switch to reaper >the hanzo switches to reaper >keeps switching to the hero I pick to purposefully fuck up our team comp >just run in circles in spawn until we lose >he and his buttbuddy get mad at me and report me >starts stalking me and spectating my games
How do you even do that last one though?
Grayson Brooks
I got Hayseed in a box ages ago, but I'm thinking Junkrat's base model is the best. Should I get Jailbird or Toasted? I can't decide.
Tyler Reed
you sure? blizz normally just do license bans. thatd be hilarious if its true