Overwatch General - /owg/

The shuriken on Genji's legendary skins make me uncomfortable, why are you throwing the dull side at people instead of the bladed side?

Lucio is overrated as fuck and I can't git gud with him and have lost 3/4 of my matches so far.

oh shit g'day cobber

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>D.Va skin where her mech is basically a giant gremlin D.Va
I would pay a lot for this.

Just started actually playing Tracer today for a purpose other than throwing bodies at a contested point. She's so goddamn annoying, it's hilarious. Had a Roadhog focus on me and chase me the entire match.
Feels great dodging hooks

No it's a butterfly

We're all soldiers now.

>when your team keeps running in and dying

I have added a few new sheets to the ID list, you can now sort by Region. so if you want to add people from EU only, you can now see them in one sheet. it automatically updates from the main sheet.

oh shit g'day mate

I DREAMT I WAS A BUTTERFLY

More like this.

Oi, hoodly doodly gudday m8

Post soldiers

What Starcraft race does D.va play?

>Get into game as 6 stack
>Start discussing team comp
>Get kicked for inactivity with 20 seconds left of setup
>On offense
Thanks blizz

Is Hanzo's ult global?

Does it end?

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>202 matches/102 victories
>enter match
>3 seconds remaining
>DEFEAT

The forced 50% meme is real.

girl pros have always played protoss

not even a joke

>tfw you dance on the payload during overtime

terran

>When you respawn and Mercy sighs
Literally how I feel

Why is McCree allowed to be a better version of Reaper

Zerg obviously.

Obviously, Protoss.

>My heart for her hair.

>add people to friends list
>too much of a sperg to invite them to a game

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>tfw your team goes 5 Winstons and a Mercy
I never expected this damn monkey to be such riotous fun

That's because healing isn't done once per second. It heals X amount per second and is split up into Y amount of instances. As an example Mercy heals 50 per second and is split into four instances, it does 12.5 healing every 250 ms. I don't know how many ticks per second healing abilities are so that was just an example. It was the same in Diablo 3.

better quality comin' through

>Symmetra's thighs

Those boobs are ridiculous.

I-is this good onii-chan

All projectiles fade out after a while it's just the maps are so small you'd never notice in a realistic setting.

>you will never be this happy

why haven't you necked yourself yet ?

>playing Hanzo
>Lucio decides he wants to fuck your day up
What do you do?

I'm curious about this.

d.va is a mechbro. she plays terran, just like the mechgoddess aphrodite she's based off of

Yes

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Never post this dollar-store hooker image ever again

Without a doubt Protoss. Protoss players are always shitters (myself included)

>girl pros
>SC

Literally a meme.

You misspelled Reaper

>KOTH
>shitting on Mei as Junkrat
>activate ult
>ignore team contesting the point
>bring ult all the way to their spawn
>activate it on a single Mei who recently died

fuck meis

He always was a good student.

Thanks m8

A medic should always treat the most wounded casualty first. It's not really a medic's discretion.

But I did

He had this huge window to just melee finish him off

xth for

>console players

tossgirl actually beat some of the B-tier players in her prime

Anybody else experiencing an extreme increase in autistic duo queues bitching over their mics?

There was like 5 times he could have just punched him and killed him

Also if you're retreating it's almost always better to go vertical. Lucio can technically follow you but he wouldn't be able to fast enough to make it worth it

>be D.va
>Dorado, defense
>team refuses to contest the fucking payload
>near the end
>die while defending the payload
>think it's okay, 4 teammates still alive
>come back to life, payload is moving
>use jets to get there faster
>there's one fucking Zarya on the payload and all my teammates are just fucking shooting at it instead of trying to contest
>"HOLY SHIT, DON'T JUST SHOOT AT IT, FUCKING CONTEST IT"
>manage to get there just in time to contest it
>"fuck you man you suck"
>"yeah muted that fuck"
>we manage to win
>top objective time
>top objective eliminations
>top eliminations
>second damage
>as fucking D.va

Why do these people exist? This is like playing a game of Risk with friends, going to the bathroom, coming back to see them sticking figurines up their assholes and then getting angry at you when you ask them what the fuck they're doing. How can you be this incompetent? Or is it that what they're actually after are the pretty moving pictures? So they don't fucking care about the game?

>NUTT.webm
>not mei's tits.webm

She's prime breeding material

>webm for ants
>688KB
Why? Might as well let it use the full 3MB and get decent quality.

Well, for starters, stop being a shitter and kill him.

it doesnt end. I got killed while getting out of spawn before on dorado

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Mommy someone said bad words on the internet

a.pomf.cat/fmurjm.webm

For you.

level 21 and still no legendary

No, lol

die if he's remotely good at bullying snipers, best case you get tossed off a perch a couple times and have your time wasted

Will admit, more mesmerized by the cleavage of Mei than the rocking tush of all dat booty.
My god though dat booty

I can't tell if her face is attractive to me or not but I kind of want to lick her teeth

is this real? was overwatch planned 18 years ago?
is that why dr76 is so old?

>this is considered an achievement

So no one knows?

Triage is the medic's discretion though.

shes fat

You'll likely get one soon, people seem to get their first in their twenties.

Rate my least played

>tfw a hero finally "clicks" with you

Had this happen with D.va earlier. I'm having too much fun now.

> She's prime breeding material

This. So much.
Wouldn't mind putting a baby in that belly, holding those tits as she takes a ride/spoiler]

I'd still do her.
I think she's padded though

how about you go to korea and play them?

how do you beat a Widow, McCree, Torb, Reinhardt, Mercy, Lucio team?

>be mercy
>shooting enemy McCree
>he dies from my headshots
>his body suddenly does a backflip and goes flying towards me
>nobody else was shooting him
The only reason I got killed right after was from laughing so hard at these physics.

i just had a volskaya attack where I gold 4 medals as D. Va. Really not sure if that says less of my team or the other team that got completely stomped

>Playing on Nepal
>Enemy team needs to make a big OT push or they lose
>Enemy Reaper is reaching into his trenchcoat to show us his edge
>Right as he starts spinning, his own team's Mei icewalls the point and cuts him off
>We wait for his ult to clear, easily mop up, and win the game

Why are Mei players universally retarded?

>Act like a complete child who can't control himself
>Adults find him annoying
>Get in trouble
>Go to Veeky Forums to cry about it

Zarya or Reinhardt

I almost exclusively played Roadhog if we needed a tank but the others are pretty damn fun now too

Muh dick

>play beta
>never try genji
>release comes
>decide to try genji
>find out his deflection rocks
>can fuck up Bastion
>kill McCree and Reaper with their own ults
>wind up playing him for several hours
>now my most played on live, people think I'm a "genji main"
>no one knows I've played Reinhardt like four times as much

> never played the chinese ice mage
> never played the russian
> never played the swedish dwarf

You really hate cold, don't you?

I need a bigger FOV.

I guess I'd let her eat my ass.