Use this one first so the autist stops linking it:
Jackson Roberts
>Winston on Hollywood Attack >Team get stuck at Point A forever >Go Winston and cause chaos, works, yay! >Basically every death is to McRree >Watch Kill Cam >He doesn't even Right-Click UNLESS he's got Flashbang off >Literally runs around in circles throughout game, refusing to ever fire unless Flashbang is off cooldown
This isn't even an isolated fucking incident. I cannot wait until he's nerfed. I may be able to actually fucking play my aesthetically designed favourite without feeling like scum.
Brandon Stewart
>that autistic squeal that Junkrat makes sometimes when he jumps >other times he winces and huffs like he's in pain
whats wrong with him bros?
Jaxson Powell
>Join match on losing side >Rest of the match only takes 15 seconds >End with a bronze for 739 damage What was the rest of my team doing throughout the previous two rounds.
Gavin Carter
>Join match on losing side >Genji >Pull off one ult before time runs out >Gold medal for 4 elims MMR pls
Joseph Smith
>join game >someone instantly locks in widowmaker or hanzo >sometimes two widows/hanzos or one widow/one hanzo >no matter the map or mode, instant pick of a sniper >rarely switch heroes midmatch to adjust to the game >their profiles will be widow top played hero
why
why do they do this? it's giving me flashbacks of dota where some dickwad will instant pick a carry and then either just not give a shit expect everyone else to play around it
it's giving me conniptions. how do i make them switch heroes so that we have a better chance to win and not get rolled over?
Can someone post that webm of a Junkrat standing still, getting shot at by a Tracer then turning around and blowing her up?
Wyatt Hall
>Winston Jump on an enemy (that deals damage) and put a shield up, keep the shield between you and the person you're fighting. If they go into the shield then leave it because they cant shoot out of it but you can shoot into it. >Reinhardy It relies on you having a good team >Zenyatta Always get enemies with a disharmony orb. Always be moving and jumping to stop Widowmakers from oneshotting you. >Lucio How the fuck can you be bad at Lucio >Roadhog Aim the hook right >Junkrat Your traps are absolutely vital. Put them on corners where people aren't going to be looking for them. >Soldier 76 Man come on how can you be bad at him, he's the fucking noob class
Brandon Morris
Why do people who "main" Widowmaker think they're good when most of their kills are bodyshots while missing over half their shots?
Ryan Richardson
>mfw the Battleborn general dies with 6 posts
Nathan Myers
Just play the character you're good at forever
Camden Harris
>One hundred shots, One kill
James Rogers
>Use the free 2000HP to get close to someone >Remind them that your dick does 75 damage per swing >Realize that reinhardt is an assault character and not a tank
Reinhardt stronk.
Elijah Lewis
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Jack Nguyen
I guess I should have said I was serviceable with those characters. I guess I thought I was shit because I play pubs by myself, and my team isn't usually that good compared to the enemy's.
Josiah Ortiz
What's Winston thinking about, /owg/?
Elijah Sullivan
>random pub coordinates to stack 6 torb on anubis defense
>all their long range attempts to snipe down turrets and midgets with pharah/widow fails because the ground is littered with millions of armor 'heals' that we keep scurrying around to pick up
Jaxon Mitchell
I didn't know I wanted this but now I do
Ayden Howard
exploding knees
Christopher Baker
I feel like If i don't play my main my teams almost guaranteed to lose and lose badly
>playing defend on Hanamura >instead defending the objective, the twelvers on my team run out because I NEED MUH KILLS! CAWADOODY! >they all die >the objective is left wide open >the other team caps it immediately
the player base in this game is infuriating
Dylan Bennett
Sneaky dva is sneaky
Zachary Morales
How the fuck do you deal with 4 Soldier 76 one Reinhardt one Mercy
Juan Flores
tell me about Roadhog
why does he wear the mask?
Kevin Gray
all these league babies with their first fps
Matthew Cox
Solid matchmaking advice.
Brayden Rogers
Everyone get your new pairing here! TracerXZarya is the zesty new ship
>the situational awareness of the average console player
Eli Foster
The Australian duo.
Gavin Edwards
Reminder you've been pushing Sombra every time you play Route 66.
Christopher Cooper
>drop shield >stun goes "poof" Stop reposting this you butthurt faggot.
Aaron Hernandez
>console babbies
Adam Nelson
>Zarya will never snuggle with you in bed >she will never tease you for being so much weaker than her >she will never laugh at you as you struggle to turn around in bed to become the big spoon, even though you fit better as the small spoon >she will never sit on your face
Henry Bell
This will be so good if this gets confirmed by hard numbers.
Jose Miller
Xth for D.Va's cheeks.
Thomas Mitchell
It's really pathetic that you feel you need to link your own thread...
Brayden Walker
cant wait to play her
Luis Cruz
Widow
James Robinson
Reminder your pushing the Doomfist in the Numbani map
Mason Hall
this guy is fucking retarded
Andrew Richardson
>battleborn
Benjamin Evans
>just cozy, restful sleeps >not good games and great drops sleep tight reaper anyway but come on man
Julian Edwards
>not having Soldier 76 as Smee
Wyatt Walker
Dat console awareness
Adrian Russell
Did I get enough peanut butter?
Jose Garcia
Why aren't you a heal slut, /owg/?
Andrew Butler
Not to mention he displayed as having legit memory issues in his comic. It's definitely something way worse than simple ADD or ADHD.
And of course, we even see that in game on the character select screen where it looks like he's a having a temporary 'Nam flashback in his animation cycle.
Radiation dun fucked him up gud, I guess.
Anthony Bailey
MERCY
IS
NOT
A
SLUT
Bentley Rivera
>mfw 2 tank 2 support team
Jonathan Long
>Defend on Gibralta >Enemy has a Widowmaker, a monkey, and a Tracer >that's literally all they need >our team couldn't kill the fucking monkey in time before the Widowmaker capped a couple of us with her 50% bodyshots thanks to tracer buzzing around and monkey's tesla taking our health at once >mercy pockets widow maker so can't even take potshots at her I really hate this team composition, if I see a Widowmaker and Winston in the same team you know they're gonna fucking destroy the others.
Jackson Diaz
sleep tight reaper
Ian Wood
Shit, son, I gotta update.
Sleep tight, reaper.
Christian Wright
>heal slut >not speed racer messing up snipers and occasionally throwing a heal to their pathetic team so they don't bitch about dying
Christopher Carter
God damn this is pathetic. Why can't you faggots just stick to mmo generals?
Luke Watson
Because I was raised by loving, supportive parents and made good life decisions
Then why does she fuck all those dudes [spoilers] and girls
Dominic Mitchell
>See someone pick reinhardt >Pick winston to offtank >He switched to hanzo
what the fuuuuuckkkkk
Henry Murphy
>tfw when he denies having treasure it's him having genuinely forgotten what it is and he keeps trying to remember in his character select intro
Deepest lore.
Dylan Hall
>post your Hero Gallery >user guesses your top 3 most played heroes and writes a sentence about what kind of person you are
Robert Martinez
Forced 50% is a meme, right?
Jack Rivera
>Reinhardt Advance with your team shielding them. Smack/pin people when opportunity arises and nobody needs shielding. DON'T FORGET YOUR FIRE STRIKE; HOLY SHIT IT HURTS AND GOES THROUGH REINHARD SHIELD AND MOST PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO USE IT >Lucio You serious? Try to be a hard to hit target, have the appropriate song up and shoot niggas. Goe for tasty environmental kills if you are on a fitting map.
Sleep tight Reaper, grant me shiny gold rewards from my gachapon boxes please.
Xavier Rivera
Why aren't you a MLG Pro, /owg/?
Nicholas Cooper
>play Overwatch on PC >2.6 KDR >play Halo 5 on Xbone >pic related is my KDR You were saying?
Samuel Ward
I unfortunately am ;_; and I have no friends to play with
Jaxon Peterson
>It's a koth map
Aaron Butler
Its actually an EMP
William Thomas
but i am!
Andrew Morris
>tfw you're excited to try out a new hero but you still want to win and your team rushed ahead of the payload
Gabriel Martinez
>C O N S O L E >B A B B I E S
Xavier Kelly
>It's Ilios
Zachary Morales
Sadly, in 60% of games I am the designated heal slut for pubbie matches full of COD and CSGO babbies.
Michael Long
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Jace Wood
Tracer, Widowmaker and McSkill
literally cancer.
Jacob Harris
>tfw you have to choose between winning or picking selfishly to try and have fun
Colton Bell
Are the widowmakers worse on console? I was on a team on pc today that was shut down by 2 widowsand a monkey and it was awful.
Alexander Murphy
This """""""""""""console babby""""""""""""" is better than most PCucks.
James Carter
>people are realizing Zarya is good now
It's 76 all over again
Charles Garcia
I wanna fuck Daredevil 76.
Adrian Howard
Uh huh. 2.6 KDA is sure impressive son.
Jonathan Gonzalez
my nigga
>also when it's lijiang tower
Charles Miller
>muh KDR
Jacob Parker
Because it's boring, the only gratification from playing Mercy is the knowledge that you have to play bad intentionally in order to fuck it up.
And despite that people still suck shit at playing her.
Luke Walker
>actually being this deluded
C O N S O L E B A B B I E S
John Williams
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Austin Turner
I've been running into more and more good Zaryas lately. She's beyond good. She starts out weak but her potential is through the fucking roof. Having the best ult in the game doesn't hurt either.
Would honestly not be surprised if shitters whined and she got nerfed.
Josiah Taylor
Because I was already the healslut back in tf2, I want to be Mei and make ice salt.
Jaxson Gutierrez
>team stays just out of range of the payload the entire match
They deserved to lose.
Luis Morales
Better than all but 1 in the top 10 on PC
Jace Barnes
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Michael Powell
Pushing what, exactly? One of her missions?
I doubt that's actually her in the payload; maybe something belonging to her and her organization. Or even better, a prototype droid belonging to the US military, considering the scene of the crime and what the cargo came in. Kind of makes me wonder why Deadlock wants it, though.
Also reminder that every time you are pushing the payload in King's Row, it's an EMP bomb that's going to wipe out all of these refugee omnics underground who were trying to escape the anti-omnic terrorists and rebels up above.
Easton Sullivan
This game is such a trash when it comes to multiplayer FPS. Yet i still come back to play it.
I bet it's some kind of a jew magic by Activision.