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Please remove Widowmaker from the game.

Use this one first so the autist stops linking it:

>Winston on Hollywood Attack
>Team get stuck at Point A forever
>Go Winston and cause chaos, works, yay!
>Basically every death is to McRree
>Watch Kill Cam
>He doesn't even Right-Click UNLESS he's got Flashbang off
>Literally runs around in circles throughout game, refusing to ever fire unless Flashbang is off cooldown

This isn't even an isolated fucking incident. I cannot wait until he's nerfed. I may be able to actually fucking play my aesthetically designed favourite without feeling like scum.

>that autistic squeal that Junkrat makes sometimes when he jumps
>other times he winces and huffs like he's in pain

whats wrong with him bros?

>Join match on losing side
>Rest of the match only takes 15 seconds
>End with a bronze for 739 damage
What was the rest of my team doing throughout the previous two rounds.

>Join match on losing side
>Genji
>Pull off one ult before time runs out
>Gold medal for 4 elims
MMR pls

>join game
>someone instantly locks in widowmaker or hanzo
>sometimes two widows/hanzos or one widow/one hanzo
>no matter the map or mode, instant pick of a sniper
>rarely switch heroes midmatch to adjust to the game
>their profiles will be widow top played hero

why

why do they do this? it's giving me flashbacks of dota where some dickwad will instant pick a carry and then either just not give a shit expect everyone else to play around it

it's giving me conniptions. how do i make them switch heroes so that we have a better chance to win and not get rolled over?

Male Mercy is best Mercy

How do I get gud at these characters?

>Winston
>Reinhardt
>Zenyatta
>Lucio
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Soldier 76

I feel like I'm complete shit at them.

Can someone post that webm of a Junkrat standing still, getting shot at by a Tracer then turning around and blowing her up?

>Winston
Jump on an enemy (that deals damage) and put a shield up, keep the shield between you and the person you're fighting. If they go into the shield then leave it because they cant shoot out of it but you can shoot into it.
>Reinhardy
It relies on you having a good team
>Zenyatta
Always get enemies with a disharmony orb. Always be moving and jumping to stop Widowmakers from oneshotting you.
>Lucio
How the fuck can you be bad at Lucio
>Roadhog
Aim the hook right
>Junkrat
Your traps are absolutely vital. Put them on corners where people aren't going to be looking for them.
>Soldier 76
Man come on how can you be bad at him, he's the fucking noob class

Why do people who "main" Widowmaker think they're good when most of their kills are bodyshots while missing over half their shots?

>mfw the Battleborn general dies with 6 posts

Just play the character you're good at forever

>One hundred shots, One kill

>Use the free 2000HP to get close to someone
>Remind them that your dick does 75 damage per swing
>Realize that reinhardt is an assault character and not a tank

Reinhardt stronk.

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I guess I should have said I was serviceable with those characters. I guess I thought I was shit because I play pubs by myself, and my team isn't usually that good compared to the enemy's.

What's Winston thinking about, /owg/?

>random pub coordinates to stack 6 torb on anubis defense

>all their long range attempts to snipe down turrets and midgets with pharah/widow fails because the ground is littered with millions of armor 'heals' that we keep scurrying around to pick up

I didn't know I wanted this but now I do

exploding knees

I feel like If i don't play my main my teams almost guaranteed to lose and lose badly

>no huntress widowmaker porn yet
>already odette skin porn

>playing defend on Hanamura
>instead defending the objective, the twelvers on my team run out because I NEED MUH KILLS! CAWADOODY!
>they all die
>the objective is left wide open
>the other team caps it immediately

the player base in this game is infuriating

Sneaky dva is sneaky

How the fuck do you deal with 4 Soldier 76 one Reinhardt one Mercy

tell me about Roadhog

why does he wear the mask?

all these league babies with their first fps

Solid matchmaking advice.

Everyone get your new pairing here! TracerXZarya is the zesty new ship

Daily reminder

S l e e p t i g h t R e a p e r

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745115328?page=1

FORCED 50 DENIERS BTFO

>FORCED 50 DENIERS BTFO

>the situational awareness of the average console player

The Australian duo.

Reminder you've been pushing Sombra every time you play Route 66.

>drop shield
>stun goes "poof"
Stop reposting this you butthurt faggot.

>console babbies

>Zarya will never snuggle with you in bed
>she will never tease you for being so much weaker than her
>she will never laugh at you as you struggle to turn around in bed to become the big spoon, even though you fit better as the small spoon
>she will never sit on your face

This will be so good if this gets confirmed by hard numbers.

Xth for D.Va's cheeks.

It's really pathetic that you feel you need to link your own thread...

cant wait to play her

Widow

Reminder your pushing the Doomfist in the Numbani map

this guy is fucking retarded

>battleborn

>just cozy, restful sleeps
>not good games and great drops
sleep tight reaper anyway but come on man

>not having Soldier 76 as Smee

Dat console awareness

Did I get enough peanut butter?

Why aren't you a heal slut, /owg/?

Not to mention he displayed as having legit memory issues in his comic. It's definitely something way worse than simple ADD or ADHD.

And of course, we even see that in game on the character select screen where it looks like he's a having a temporary 'Nam flashback in his animation cycle.

Radiation dun fucked him up gud, I guess.

MERCY

IS

NOT

A

SLUT

>mfw 2 tank 2 support team

>Defend on Gibralta
>Enemy has a Widowmaker, a monkey, and a Tracer
>that's literally all they need
>our team couldn't kill the fucking monkey in time before the Widowmaker capped a couple of us with her 50% bodyshots thanks to tracer buzzing around and monkey's tesla taking our health at once
>mercy pockets widow maker so can't even take potshots at her
I really hate this team composition, if I see a Widowmaker and Winston in the same team you know they're gonna fucking destroy the others.

sleep tight reaper

Shit, son, I gotta update.

Sleep tight, reaper.

>heal slut
>not speed racer messing up snipers and occasionally throwing a heal to their pathetic team so they don't bitch about dying

God damn this is pathetic. Why can't you faggots just stick to mmo generals?

Because I was raised by loving, supportive parents and made good life decisions

Then why does she fuck all those dudes [spoilers] and girls

>See someone pick reinhardt
>Pick winston to offtank
>He switched to hanzo

what the fuuuuuckkkkk

>tfw when he denies having treasure it's him having genuinely forgotten what it is and he keeps trying to remember in his character select intro

Deepest lore.

>post your Hero Gallery
>user guesses your top 3 most played heroes and writes a sentence about what kind of person you are

Forced 50% is a meme, right?

>Reinhardt
Advance with your team shielding them. Smack/pin people when opportunity arises and nobody needs shielding. DON'T FORGET YOUR FIRE STRIKE; HOLY SHIT IT HURTS AND GOES THROUGH REINHARD SHIELD AND MOST PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO USE IT
>Lucio
You serious? Try to be a hard to hit target, have the appropriate song up and shoot niggas. Goe for tasty environmental kills if you are on a fitting map.

>mei is fat

what did he mean by this

Cause I gotta stop playin' games

WOAH-OH-OOH-OOH
youtu.be/VTlq_ZUitVM

Sleep tight Reaper, grant me shiny gold rewards from my gachapon boxes please.

Why aren't you a MLG Pro, /owg/?

>play Overwatch on PC
>2.6 KDR
>play Halo 5 on Xbone
>pic related is my KDR
You were saying?

I unfortunately am ;_;
and I have no friends to play with

>It's a koth map

Its actually an EMP

but i am!

>tfw you're excited to try out a new hero but you still want to win and your team rushed ahead of the payload

>C O N S O L E
>B A B B I E S

>It's Ilios

Sadly, in 60% of games I am the designated heal slut for pubbie matches full of COD and CSGO babbies.

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Tracer, Widowmaker and McSkill

literally cancer.

>tfw you have to choose between winning or picking selfishly to try and have fun

Are the widowmakers worse on console? I was on a team on pc today that was shut down by 2 widowsand a monkey and it was awful.

This """""""""""""console babby""""""""""""" is better than most PCucks.

>people are realizing Zarya is good now

It's 76 all over again

I wanna fuck Daredevil 76.

Uh huh. 2.6 KDA is sure impressive son.

my nigga

>also when it's lijiang tower

>muh KDR

Because it's boring, the only gratification from playing Mercy is the knowledge that you have to play bad intentionally in order to fuck it up.

And despite that people still suck shit at playing her.

>actually being this deluded

C O N S O L E
B A B B I E S

...

I've been running into more and more good Zaryas lately. She's beyond good. She starts out weak but her potential is through the fucking roof. Having the best ult in the game doesn't hurt either.

Would honestly not be surprised if shitters whined and she got nerfed.

Because I was already the healslut back in tf2, I want to be Mei and make ice salt.

>team stays just out of range of the payload the entire match

They deserved to lose.

Better than all but 1 in the top 10 on PC

...

Pushing what, exactly? One of her missions?

I doubt that's actually her in the payload; maybe something belonging to her and her organization. Or even better, a prototype droid belonging to the US military, considering the scene of the crime and what the cargo came in. Kind of makes me wonder why Deadlock wants it, though.

Also reminder that every time you are pushing the payload in King's Row, it's an EMP bomb that's going to wipe out all of these refugee omnics underground who were trying to escape the anti-omnic terrorists and rebels up above.

This game is such a trash when it comes to multiplayer FPS. Yet i still come back to play it.

I bet it's some kind of a jew magic by Activision.