/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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>Patch 3.35 and Beyond (MSQ, Deep Dungeon, Collaborations and more):
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>Previously on /xivg/:

naka bp

nth for you know what.

My appearance has changed a lot over the years, so you're not far off. This fantasia I've been drinking irl has definitely been worth the (whatever) price it's been.
Funny thing is I've been drinking various new drinks so maybe they ARE fantasias.. Woah..
You'll last about as long as mine, but with your history and femroes probably not. I seem to stick to this aura longer than you do femroes. I don't blame you, the animations kinda suck.

bp best p

My favorite part about your posts is how you always reaffirm that you do not have a dick.

Ya know xivg, I think you're right! It's time to shape up!
How do I become a friendlier person and approach more random people just to start conversation and stuff? Should I compliment their armor / hair / search info / dick?

>Go to pay respects.
>People fucking right there.

>when people drop a meteor next to your alliance platform

catnaps

damn i wish i had ears

xth for comfy couples

I dunno how i feel about this one. Truthfully, fem mid is still my favorite to play i think

Compliment them on being good at the game and ask them if they wanna group up for more stuff. I find it's easier to make friends like that than just saying "Oh, your character looks good" because it gives you a reason to actually spend more time together.

What game do you think you are playing?

I personally hate the concept of Elezen x Miqo'te, mainly since I hate Miqo'tes.
I think Elezen x Hyur is the best, for mongrel breeding.

Compliment their relic.

>tfw still far from finshing

damn i wish i knew how to post

hopefully i'm not late

Repost cause thread fuggen died

MONI MONI BACKSTABBERONI

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comfyyyy...

>fantasia I've been drinking irl

That makes it sound like you're taking hormones or something . . .

No couple comfier.
H-haha.
;_;

shut up fatty

But you can fanta from the same gender to the same gender.
I'm quite happy with mine, so don't count me as many of the thread's population who do that hormone stuff.

>when the spot to drop meteors for Ozma is marked for alliance A, B and C and people still fuck them up

:(

>tfw that just happened on 5 ozma pulls

catpost

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ugg post

Nice ironworks gear!

I can respect that. I just like Elezen x Au ra or Miqote due to the height difference.

You really need a bro to tin can it up and co-tin cans into content.

But male Xaela/Raen are bigger than Miqo'te and female Au Ra.

moonies are SLUTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Why is every streamer for this game delusional as hell? Say literally anything bad about the game no matter how true it is and they get all defensive.

>ywn be a pure moonie again

But, all cats are.

Please keep posting your same faced miqo'te that we all give a shit about

That's what I want, but sometimes it feels like I'm the only tin can around. There are days where I feel like taking one of these and ending it all.

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this is falseflag

Just take two of these and call me in the morning.

That they are and kudos to those who like playing male Au Ra.

Have ya met and said hi with others?

Can you post character data? I need him as a retainer.

What is your favourite xivg OTP?

mine is Red Rivers / Harpuia Rivers

Red x Pippy

Comedy power couple.

Naka x Stratos

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Why aren't you dating one?

>leveling 50+ CUL

My elezen dating a male ra?
For what purpose?

isn't it great?

Your cat

Your elezen would be a pretty cute bottom.

Sandcat's elezen confirmed for bride.

>tfw bitches be telling you to go back to being a lala after you fanta out of that shit
How do I politely say fuqq off

me x nuclear bunkers
beepy x therapy
harp x groups with strong backs
putt x naltrexone
proci x penis pump

"No."
Works for me 100% of the time.

OH, my cat n au ra would be cute/comfy indeed.

While the thought may be cute for some, said thought doesn't interest me at all unfortunately.

I uh.. wow.
I would if I wasn't changing him all the time
You can pretty much slap black eyebrow facepaint on any old aura and it's yours.
>Complete fucking strangers asking me if I was a lala
>"Go back!" "Stay lala!" "Lala gang xd!"
Stop this. No.

>those levels of cute

hnng

Disappointing.

>OH, my cat n au ra would be cute/comfy indeed.
Do it then? What's stopping you?

Look, I just want you to be in a wedding dress and getting carried by a male au ra who looks mildly irritated from the embarrassment.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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>tfw beating on your future eb's meek normalchest
I'm so happy /xivg/ ;_;

CEEG STOP
YOU TOO

My main is staying elezen for most likely the indefinite foreseeable future.

Puttel Mon / Jaiba Mon

kiki x ippiki
kiki x cuckshed
ippiki x cuckshed
briah x ashus

Still need to find that cute artwork with the Miqote Bard and Warrior smooching.

Huh? Stop the wedding plans? But the people..!
Understood. I'll do my best to carry him.

>posting a picture of a moonie
>not replying to one
>spoilering the entire thing

stupid moonie sluts

i guess i did set precedent though.

>tfw you're that guy that holds everyone back by dying so much

>tfw someone opens your eyes to the wonders of desynthesis

>tfw xaela with no midlander lover / fuckbuddy

Should I just give up and die?

>tfw you made 10mil in a week just casually desynthing back in 2.4
i'm an og basically

>Should I just give up and die?
Yes

>pretty sure this is midlander poster baiting herself to respond
lols

i don't see any footsteps. i think that other tin can was a ruse.

I wish.

what an ugly pic

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I am in love with your au ra.

Please marry me. I'll be a good wife.

>all these bitches lusting after brows when i was the first and #1 fangirl

Their au ra had their eyebrows coated in fantasia so they are no longer with us.

I'm more of a gigolo, suga mama.
I know, I know. You've got your signed fanshirt.
Soike, I'm an aura right now bud. Quit running around and you'd see that.

Do we count?

Clearly talking about your balmung alt.

There's another tin can on my spot. What do I do, guys?

Yes definitely.

Whoda thunk it?

Aka the one I never play?
Who would EB an alt, seriously?

make a buddy.
Fuck them

>tfw you're about to spend lore on shitty tank pieces just for the glamour
Someone stop me.

You know the answer to that man.

if you're a male au ra, elezen or highlander male, do it.

anything else, don't.

*stops u*
spend them on DRG shit instead. at least that looks good.

Start the porn music, get to making some little tin can babies.

>You know the answer to that man.
Desperate people who you shouldn't take seriously to begin with?

Yeah, pretty much.

thank you for counting us