Senran Kagura General /skg/ #783

Early thick post

I love THICC!

Cuddling with Hibari!

Wow! Cool! She is my wife too, we should have a threesome!

I'm glad they got rid of early NW's fart gas

It's sexual energy.

It's coming off her leg and arm, that's not where farts come from, user.

maybe if you're a fartfag

Luvin' Hikage!

I'm not the one insisting it's fart gas fartfag.

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>going into denial and projecting after being exposed

typical fartfag

>two anons arguing over a fetish that neither of them even have

fuck off Haruka! you're just like your cunt of a mother and you'll die alone.

excuse me
don't bully my wife

your wife is a slut who sleeps with multiple men on any given night and then chains them up in her dungeon where she'll continue to have sex with them while you watch through a small slit in the door.

Shin is my waifu! Your waifus are nothing but food to her. Soon she will absorb all of them and they will know the pleasure of being a part of her! Then! Then I will make love to her in a pool of your tears as your waifus come to an end inside of mine!

Early thread Harupost.
Off to a good start, I see.

>Shin
>She
Shin is dude my man.

>waifuing youma god
>not waifuing anti-youma god

Dogen pls go and stay go

I want to KILL Haruka

Is Haruka generous with blowjobs?

How about no you fucking heretic.

>Picks up chibi Kagura

>Kagura
>goddess

Wut.

>Its a Shin Vs Kagura battle! The one who wins is the one who can eat the most Senrans!

stop posting

Kagura does not want to eat senrans!

Then she will lose! I am sure she can spit them back up once she wins!

I am the user who will always comment on how haruka is stupid for wearing a bath towel while in a bath

so stupid

>Ikaruga finds her self naked in public AGAIN!
>She is so used to it by now that she can't even be bothered to cover up and just lets everyone see everything!
>She is even starting to enjoy it!

Remember that time /skg/ invaded with a one-man army? Good times.

Eiffel Tower?

that's stupid
you're stupid

I love that ending. Ikaruga crying in shame really turned me on.

>Yomiposting!

Ikaruga is not for lewding but I guess you can bully her.
I don't really care about that.

>Burst Yomi typing at her computer.png

Does Yomi even use computers?

>memesprout posting

no

Bullying and lewding go hand in hand for me.

>Hellocomputerimyomi

I heard she recently set up her MySpace account.

I use myspace because I know that nobody is going to try to contact me there.

Hey karate user, how goes training?

beansprouts
153

Yomi doesn't understand how they work or how to use them.

Her technological prowess is like that of a 90 year old grandmother, if you ever seem to think Yomi is posting on Veeky Forums, she actually asked Hikage to talk to the computer for her or sometimes Mirai if Hikage is busy.

I bet yomi has a brick phone because using a flipphone like all the other japanese schoolgirls is too complicated to her

>153

what

Yomi's waist size

Good lord this picture makes me want pound Yomi so hard.

I bet yomi regularly messes up the tv by pressing a button on the tv remote she isn't familiar with and has to ask user to fix it for her

>Yomi has switched the language to Spanish!
>How the fuck did she do that?
>Not even the manufacturers know how she did it!
>It shouldn't be possible!

¡Abran paso, soy un experto en este asunto!

>come home
>tv is all static with SD porn playing in picture-in-picture
>Yomi is in the fetal position on the floor crying

Oh. fuck, I hate how the united states use fucking inches and feet while the rest of the world uses centimeters/meters

No one here even broadcasts porn... HOW YOMI?!?!

>punish her by not allowing her eat bean sprouts for the rest of the week

Don't take away beansprout's beansprouts just because she somehow managed to find porn on basic cable at 3 in the afternoon!
She didn't do it on purpose!

Sorry, but this is the fate she chose.

I told her not to do anything stupid!
She needs to learn!

I want to see how long you pull it off, when she starts trembling and sniffing.

I think a better punishment would be Cumming on her beansprouts!

>I think a better punishment would be Cumming on her bean!

Silly Yomi, your tricks won't work on me!

Yomi turns into pure misery as soon as you take them away.

it doesn't even take psychological or chemical withdrawal, as soon as she knows she can't have any her life might as well be over.

Then she will sit by the window, hiding her fsce as she looks outside.

>her life might as well be over.

Doesn't she still have something to live for?

The Crimson Squad and you?

I'll give Yomi some beansprouts but first she has to tuck me into bed and pet me until I fall asleep.

Yomi gets really irrational when she feels like she's being bullied.

It's really best to just not bully her.

It's tough to not bully cute senrans though.

I'll bully her with my dick!

I saw the wedding card

It was a good dream

Sounds like all the more reason to bully her.

How do I make her real /skg/?

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I want Yozakura to be my maid that I can bang. I'll make sure her uniform is too small so her boobs can barely squeeze in and her panties will show everytime she bends over.

Yozakura isn't for that type of lewding! Yoza is for making pregnant with multiple children on the night of your traditional wedding.

I love Josui! Every thread!

I want to have a shotgun wedding with Yozakura.

I want to have a Shin Kikoho wedding with Yozakura.

someone with EV, can someone do this pose with sukeban Daidouji or if the long skirt conflicts with Bancho instead?

I love Hikage! Every Thread!

I want to cum on that chibi Yomi.

>tfw hearing real Murakumo's voice for the first time

I want Yozakura to give me a footjob because she doesn't want to dirty her hands on my dick.

I want to dislocate Yozakura's jaw.

This is my lil commie wife

hey look it's the only guy that likes tsubame

I want your wife to drain my balls all over her face.