/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

i miss cacti

>be gotard
>watch anime
>anime has pro csgo tips in it
>get good

rrrrr is _____

fat

fat

KAWAII

black

It's been good gog. I've been posting daily for 2 years, but fuck this. This thread is so sad. Enjoy the shitposting.

spotted the fatty

t. rrrrr

what made you post yesterday but make you not want to post today?

bye manlet nerd maybe now youll have sex

>calling people fat and telling them to get laid
Is this really the best we can do?
Come on magog aren't homos supposed to be funny

this manlet cuck is getting salty

I've been posting less and less. For some reason I held on to the idea that this general would get good again and the shitposting would be ignored. Nothing good lasts forever, I guess. I'm probably one of the last regulars to leave, it's definitely not the same people posting here anymore.

I'm a 6ft tall switch with a cute bf that loves me
I enjoy spending time with magog and consider all of you my friends

it's same amount of shitposting as any other general. you're really overblowing it.

you dont have to lie on the internet fatso no one here cares and im not a retard like you to pretend online losers are my friends come back when you have sex

our boy streamin /stichomythia

kys manlet dweeb

>adult male
>wears shorts in public

god tier
>tactics

good tier
>victory
>guardian elite

aight tier
>inferno
>train

shit map tier
>nuke
>dust 2
>militia
>mirage

nys tier
>militia
>train
>guardian
>italy

Anyone else entry/igl here?
>enter into mid/site
>either get kills and win the round for the team
>or die and dictate the remainder of the round

Better than me, senpai.

Just installed this yesterday

Post id and location so you can find someone to play with

I don't want to embarrass myself here until I can get a positive k/d in death match.

im both entry and igl
post id and be my bf?

If we both entry/igl will we be compatible?
I need a 2nd to trade effectively...

Best place for teams? CEVO, ESEA, or MLG?

Also add me
Steam: CamrosX (Best Chest of the West) [just a stupid name I thought was funny]

Good smg/eco rush and flanker

Im a dedicated scout+cz/deag player

Whoever gets best spawn goes first, and we can both contribute to the strats and both cuddle :3

>Good smg/eco rush and flanker
So you're good at things everyone is good at
>mfw I solo que and 3 pubs say they're lurkers

uhh I rifle/deco

Are you sure it won't turn into a dick measuring contest?

lose weight fat boys maybe you wouldnt be so pathertic

>2 people flirting
>pathetic
You poor lonely soul

yeah lets measure dicks but only to see whos top x#

>two fat manlets that dont go outside so they get desperate enough to thirst after other fat dweebs
you poor failure of a human

ITT

No im cute :3/

why doesnt kujo ever use his power in daimond is unbreakable?

I look nowhere near any of thoose two

Spotted the fatty

Ok I will let you touch my dick... But only if you're being soft >_

Im looking for the name of an old map from CS source. It was a very pretty fantasy city. In the skybox their was a bay and balloons in the air, and in the map there was a museum, caffe, and some other things I cant remember.

can you even see your dick fat boy

Noooo~ that's so hard dont~ kyaaaa

fatty having a breakdown

Oniichan~ thsats the wrong hole uuuuuuu

tfw we wont play with our dicks together
Yours being soft and little and mine being hard and big like it is

bls respond

sup

ty user

fucking disgusting

ok now do one for genuine pins

Make it so

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth

I havent been on csgog in a month or so whats fresh

nothing

it's dead

everyone moved on to overwatch

I play both though!

you should kiss me instead of playing silly games

hey csgog why arent you getting idiots vac banned in ur spare time

youtube.com/watch?v=65kvimoefQ4

>be smfc
>queue against cheaters because prime is taking 9 billion years as per usual with valve
>now a low elo lem
>getting paired with eagles and dmgs
>no one making callouts or listening to strats i call, lose even more
>people dicking around baiting each other instead of pushing out onto sites
>smoke clears by the time they do push onto site
>i always entry because in my mind i am expecting my team to actually know how to take a site
>get mowed down while entryfragging while team baits me
>team then proceeds to bitch me out for having shitty KDR when i'm entrying every round and doing 80 damage every time i push site
wake me up inside CAN'T WAKE UP

just play esea

loadouts? post + rate :3

1/2

2/2

Weirdo and how is it a silly game? OW is good

>game peaks at like 1m players
>every moved 2 fagwatch

neck yourself

Kys yourself my dude

dunk yourself you waste of oxygen

Drown in acid you cuck

>not watching the grand finals of the dotard major

>dead thread

kek pyth got kicked out of an mm match bc of fucking russians

watch my cock slide in and out of your asspussy dotgay

our guys are winning

dope 360 no scope

this game is dead... is it finally time to move onto overwatch?

...

are we going to watch e3 together magog?

I'll watch with you :3

>pro game
>dualies

ROFL

People are just watching dota finals you, goob

>you comma doob

Nah, you're the doob, doob.

Cant smoke me senpai

China is choking again.

Tyloo has shit T sides.

Maybe these chinks would play better if they lowered their mouse sensitivity.

>CN CS