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What post-game card do you most associate with being a complete shitter?
>Fan the Hammer kills
Gorillas have on average penises that are less than 3 cms long (just over 1 inch)
Maybe that's why winston gets angry
Reminder that forced 50 is real
>that's just good matchmaking
if i'm in the 99th percentile of players than I should always have 99% winrate
Ill upboat this if the guy has a low fan percentage. Takes some skill to use left click.
HIPPITY HOP OR RIBBIT I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH
FUCK I CAN'T CHOOSE
Mei
>your team refuses to pick a tank
hog hooks, since if its below 60% it kinda erases whatever total amount he hooked
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>reflecting a High Noon
Whitey.
>if i'm in the 99th percentile of players than I should always have 99% winrate
are you fucking stupid? That would mean there would be no MMR and the game would come down to "who happens to have the best fucker that carries the hardest", and new players would just get stomped over and over. How is that fun for anyone? A top player would get bored as fuck just shitting on everyone constantly too. Trust me on that, I've smurfed in games before.
>people complaining about V being the default melee key
But why?
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is there a better feeling than reflecting a widow shot to kill her?
Does anything happen if I get a high win rate
who here /quit on KOTH loading screen/?
I'm so fucking tired of playing Winston or Lucio, and having my shit team lose the majority of the time either way because half of them are trying to play McCree's Right Click Adventure and missing almost all their shots.
>get bastion
>team has reinhardt
>turn into turret on top of payload
>play the whistling voice line repeatedly
>get play of the game
Playing torb against a dumb enemy team is very satisfying
>default sprite
>ywn cum balls deep in Mei's ass
Rebinding is hard apparently.
It's funny how all the WM I play with are low-levels who just keep winning because of how fucking retarded the hero is.
>just won three times in a row
How bad is forced 50 going to fuck me the next match?
Reflecting flashbangs
Reflecting Bastions to death
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Yes, you can
It's kind of far from the d and e keys, which is where your index finger naturally rests
it's not quite as much of a problem for me since I mapped ability 2 to f
Why does the Overwatch community love Dad?
nth for hatebreeding Mei
Yeah happens often in replays now for some reason.
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keep em coming matchmaking, love those games where i switch to reinhardt in the beginning but keep my gold medals
that's really amazing matchmaking it makes sense that i should play with complete retards
Blizzard Fun Police picks you up and throws you in the shitter queue or into slots on teams that are 10 seconds from losing until you're back at a 50% win rate.
Why the heck is her cleavage being airbrushed out
Why are people reaching for it with their index finger instead of their thumb?
r8 me
Old joke from WoW days when I was forced to think of a battle.tag. Been trying to think of something with staying power since you only get one name change.
Why is night time Overwatch full of tryhards?
I know what I'm doing next time I'm not doing the weekly event!
>not mapping it to middle mouse button.
my thumb isn't long enough
First for good sportsmanship
All the kids are asleep, so it's nothing but ex-comp TF2 players
Sorry about that!
your thumb should be on the space bar and V key, i don't even have big hands and i can reach V to ~ naturally
>play with a friend who just got the game
>victories are basically coin flips because no one knows team comp
>but there are no widowmakers
>there are no mccrees
>everyone is just playing whoever
>play by myself
>victories are genuinely decided by skill
>but every fucking team has a widowmaker or a mccree
It's like there's no way out
Better than the game deciding for you if you should win or not
Matchmaking should be based on time spent playing
How do you kill a freaking defending zarya on any attack/defend map that's surrounded by her team? It seems impossible since somehow these zaryas always have their bubble ready to use and the fact that she just regens half her health back
you sound like a good ranked teammate
hanzo accuracy is shit and fuck hanzo in general though
Why is there not a brown elf girl in this game
I would even be fine with a white elf girl
Is there a setting somewhere where 76 immediately stops sprinting when i do another action? i.e shoot, reload and etc
thats part of the balance of sprint baka
lol you actually believe this
LOL!
>watching a bumblefuck McCree slowly walk up to someone's flank and burn all his cooldowns on someone who would have died to 2 left clicks
I spam the laughter when I'm melting teamless Mercys
Yes. It's called let go of W
Does the enemy team hear you when you say a voice line or is that just with teammates?
I world trade the best mercy in the world for a half competent Lucio in literally any situation.
Volskaya first point is worse than Hanamura. Why is Russian everything always so fucking terrible?
It actually happened. Everyone went Zen. Too bad we all lost miserably.
>not using both
Shitter.
>it's a no one on my team picks a support OR tank episode
Why the fuck does everyone try to be some solo Mcc REEEE or Reaper Genji edgelords
Post-game cards are full retard. You can get 4 gold medals and still get a character specific card or a few other stupid cards like time on objective, or even worse, it won't show any card at all for you. To judge FtH cards you have to compare to the % of elimination.
>actually happened
this happens more times than anyone would like to admit
>~200 average damage barrier vs entire health pools, and most cooldowns reset
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Then you are a filthy primitive. Top-tier mercy is an undying powerhouse of health and resurrections.
>watching a McCree shooting and flashbanging an already done for player
>decide to play McCrutch
>left click is actually a disgusting headshot machine
no matter what, you would believe the game decides who wins, unless you won 100% of the time. The problem is your ego making your believe that it's impossible that you just didn't play well enough.
>If the game had no mmr
WOW THE ENEMY TEAM GOT THIS (1 PRO GUY) AND I GOT THESE SHITTERS I GOT SO UNLUCKY! FUCK THIS FORCED 50!
>if the game had mmr based on skill
WOW I HAD SHITTERS ON MY TEAM! ITS NOT THAT MY MMR WENT UP AND I GOT PUT AGAINST BETTER PLAYERS ITS THE GAME FUCKING ME OVER! FORCED 50!
>If the game had mmr based on time
WOW FUCKING SHIT ASS TEAMMATES HOW DOES SOMEONE HAVE 100 HOURS AND SUCK THIS BAD? FUCKING FORCED 50 STRIKES AGAIN!
forced 50 cucks needs to admit that unless the matchmaking was extremely biased in their favour, they'll never be happy.
I played against that on Gibraltar yesterday. Was one of the worst games I've ever played. They even went winston for the final checkpoint. We won, but it was not fun to play.
McCree is only OP when you actually use your left click.
Ignore her, kill her team first, then kill her
If you don't feed her charge, she's basically useless. Literal tickle beam, you can heal through it. The team bubble has a 10 second cooldown, so she can only save a person once.
I play my own music, but it would probably be Illios, too bad the actual maps are all shit, except maybe Lighthouse
pharah rocket hits
like why is that even a thing
Don't have enough time played
How can you reach the spacebar but not be able to reach the V key?
>Matchmaking should be based on time spent playing
>direct hits
if its above 50% and they have a good amount of rockets fired, its pretty decent
Direct hits? Nah that's worth commending, especially given the userbase of overwatch.
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LALOLI
Not him but it's really awkward even if it is possible to reach, I rebound it, personally
Pharah x Zarya best ship prove me wrong
i hold my wrists further back than that
Don't Bully Mei
How. Literally how. Unless you were facing 6 widows you should have been fine,
I'll stare into your eyes as you die user.....
Given how shit her splash damage is, landing a high percentage of rockets is a shitload of damage going out.
What's the consensus on Genji now?
I feel like I've finally got the hang of him and I'm having a lot of fun. Getting POTG as Genji makes my dick uncomfortably hard.
missing about 200 lbs
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Watchpoint Gibraltar
Sorry, but forced 50 is real
thats just her thick coat