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OOOOOOOH TURN IT UP edition
>yfw the enemy has three widows
It's my birthday so spam doritos thanks.
I tried out Zarya for the first time and now I am in love. Post Zarya.
>Everyone thinks they know Bastion know
>Pick Bastion
>Jump around in Recon mode, only going Sentry mode to sneak attack them from a good angle
>Shitters get shitter PTSD and focus me at all costs in Recon mode, ignoring more valuable targets and still failing to kill me because i'm actually mobile
>Shitters underestimate the damage and accuracy of recon SMG
>Sentry Mode ensures my ulti is up quick
>Rocket jump around and blast shitters to kingdom come
>MFW These people think i'm going to be a sitting duck and then I ream them in the ass with SMG headshots and rocket jumps
>widow
increase charge time from 1 to 2 second
increase zoom
alternative, reduce base damage increase crit multiplier
>mcree
cd on right cllick like lucio, reduced damage, still enough to burst 200 hp character druing one flashbang
slightly reduce damage falloff for left click
y/n?
widow nerf when
DAILY FUCKING REMINDER YOU CAN CHECK IF YOU'RE WITH A PREMADE AND THEIR NUMBERS
Social > Group
There will be a number on the side of "My Group", which is the number of people in the premade
>play with a 3 man premade a few matches ago
>face them again with no premade
Nice fucking meme.
Post husbandos
Because in theory she is useful on offense, by waiting for the ult and putting the teleporter near the frontline.
It's even more stupid when you think about it.
You're trying to nuke some faggot omnics with an EMP when you find this poor defenseless Pharah hiding in a box in the streets.
Do you take her home with you?
How he was meant to be played.
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> failing to kill me because i'm actually mobile
are you playing with bots or do you have the entire team behind you? Bastion's hilariously huge hitbox makes him ridiculously easy to kill in recon mode.
But yeah, recon SMG is a beast.
They need to make Widow headshot based, otherwise any shitter can bodyshot his way to victory. The movement is too slow on this game for bodyshotters to be allowed to be effective.
y on charge time for widowmaker, no on mcree. i dont play him, and i understand how fucking infuriating it is to play against him, but i really dont think he is that broken.
No because I'm scared of what Mercy will do to me if she finds out.
reminder
this is blizzardlevel matchmaking, your games are retarded stomps because of incompetence
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Damn Miley Cyrus stepped up
>some dickshit tells me to change class because "don't pick offense heroes on defense"
>report him and just spend the game practicing flank routes until we lose
Please go away Leaguefags, demanding everyone plays the same meta shit is killing gaming
Always love running around a map and keeping them guessing.
After I kill a bunch of people, I immediately get up and hide in a different corner. Drives people nuts.
Tell me a secret /owg/.
Sometimes when I play TorbJorn I let my team die so I can get potg by ulting and letting my turret do all the work
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F O R C E D
F I F T Y
P E R C E N T A G E
Does Pharah style her pubes in a triangle like a pyramid or shave it all off?
she looks retarded, they should have kept her hair brown desu. but i fucking love having her on my team she is so helpful, wish more people played her.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with hitting McCree's ability to instagib tanks when he already fills plenty of roles (anti-flanker, midranged DPS, and area denial). Leave that job to Reaper like it was intended.
>pink pubes
i like to have fun
winning games is fun
Why are Blizzard so incompetent?
Every second game I play I get put on a fucking American server
I wish there was a weight scale I could use to validate I'm not an Overweight
first for butts
G I A N T H I T B O X E S
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If you're practicing, use custom mode with a friend
As in, don't play until you get what he means
That Mei may actually be retarted.
i dont actually care about winning, i only play to see myself show up on play of the game, which usually coincides with winning but not always.
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I need that webm of the rocket jumping bastion on Anubis attack, also bastion fanart it's never posted here.
That character causes salt and I love it.
>he can only win games with meta picks
Winning games is fun, especially when it's with some shit like 3x Tracer 3x Mei against a perfectly crafted meta team. You're not good because you pick the same comp everyone else plays.
I HOPE THAT EVERY MCCRUTCH SHITTER GETS INTERNAL FUCKING LUNG CANCER AND DIES A SLOW FUCKING AGONZING DEATH
FUCKING SHITTERS
Doesn't Mei's projectile arc?
BIG
MEATY
HITBOXES
widow nerfs CONFIRMED screenshot this
>SMG ammo reduced from 40 to 30
>weight increased by 10kg, all of it went to her hips
>using ult now warns the enemy team
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it doesn't
>Special snowflake fags
Every game.
Every time.
Reminder to not take Roadhog as a solo tank!
Have a nice day, heroes!
P.S: Filthy fucking Hanzo and Genfi insta-lockers, don't forget to eat a bullet today!
Hanzo would be unstoppable with a gun
>doesn't even have a booru for all your meme images about D.Va and Dad 76
would you?
you interpret a lot of things into my statement
i just said winning games is fun
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somehow the fact that the pharah is named "cutecat" makes this image perfect
FORCED 50 ISN'T REAL
Why did they give Reaper such meaty thighs
I like playing support and tanks and helping the team win
I'm really sad my legendary skins are attackers
>SMG ammo reduced from 40 to 30
already in the game
>weight increased by 10kg, all of it went to her hips
already on most hentai sites
>using ult now warns the enemy team
already in the game
If Forced 50 is real, then why not just disconnect from 1000 games in a row, then have lots of fun winning your next 1000 games maybe losing once every week?
CHECKMATE
i've lost way more to two reapers than i have to a mcree and a reaper. desu i already think reaper fulfills all those roles too.
Jeeze man, even I'm not that butthurt about the cowboy. What dod McCree do to you, murder your family in front of you?
Only so I could knock her up and then leave her stuck with a kid.
Would you what? Be precise.
>Why yes, I do main Genji, thank you for asking!
who /friendswithabsoluteshitters/ here?
I am always 4 or even 5 gold medals every match.
Every match, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH, there's a faggot playing Widowmaker. It doesn't matter the mode or the map, it's guaranteed someone will pick her. I can't take this anymore, if these nerfs don't come soon enough I'm sure everybody will quit this shit
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he has a nice butt
I just bought the game and watched all the cgi trailers
whoamg that dragon one with hanzo and genji
and the one with the spider lady assassinating the robot
and i also want to shove my cock in tracer's mouth
lurk moar
>caring what toon people play
I miss the time before the game had a retarded meta and everyone knew the exact way to play to minimize fun.
Do NOT bully D.va
I wish there was more stuff like this.
tfw my friends only play dps
i'm always stuck playing mercy
>I can kill shitters
Reaper does zero damage at midrange and while he's decent at fucking up Tracers because of how absurdly squishy she is he isn't directly designed for it like McCree's flashbang is.
His ult is meant for fucking the area up instead of just denying it and only clearing it if the enemy team is retarded or compromised too.
it'll just start fucking your opponents by matching them with new players and giving you tryhards.
Time to raise my APM
Someone should do this with other heroes that have Dance emotes.
D.Va, Junkrat, Roadhog and Torbjorn/
>docs.google.com
>all those Mercy mains
Where are my fellow healsluts?
Mute chat, or don't
Pick against the meta
Win anyway because you're good
>but but you can't be winning a game as D.Va, StupidFuckingWebsite says that she is not picked in competitive
>stop killing everyone she is low tier stoooop iiiiit
If your friends are all playing DPS and you have to support, play Lucio.
OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN HERO SKINS POWER RANKING
1. Witch Mercy
2. Cop Pharah
3. Mime Widow
4. Queen of England Tracer
5. Geisha Mei
POWER GAP
6. Deadpool Genji
7. Witcher Soldier 76
8. Punisher Reaper
9. Stay Puft Roadhog
10. Hawaiian Luau Symmetra
POWER GAP
11. Furiosa/Mad Max D.Va
12. Bear costume Zarya
13. Conan the Barbarian Reinhardt
14. Robin Hood Hanzo
15. Kangaroo Junkrat
POWER GAP
16. Ghost Zenyatta
17. Tuxedo Winston
18. Dwarf Torb
19. Rodeo McCree
20. Soccer Kit Lucio
POWER GAP
21. Bastion - because I can't fucking think of anything.
>no underwear
lewd
she looks like she has downs or like its a robot body being piloted by a child
to be fair its usually s76 that im facing in place of a mcree i guess. some combination of s76 and reapers. im just worried thats all im gonna fucking see from now on with the occasional pharah.
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If she comes with a mech with freeze guns instead of peashooters, then yes.
FAN THE HAMMER
FAN THE HAMMER
FAN THE HAMMER
FAN THE HAMMER
FAN THE HAMMER
FAN THE HAMMER
Always getting potg is nice tho.
>Me and another Torb have the same skin
>POTG is double molten core and then us running in a circle gathering scrap
Torb bros.
I appreciate you, even if no one else does
>Zarya gets all 6 people in her ult
>drop in and use D.Va's ult
>kill all 6 with my ult
>FINALLY GOT THE ACHIEV
>it's the weekly random brawl
>it doesn't count
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyouOMGfuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
I swear, Widows on the other team pop veins in my head I never knew existed.
thats cute as fuck
>Deadpool Genji
>Conan the Barbarian Reinhardt
Would buy for cash money dollars
>no fully robotic McCree skin with an ult line where he says "It is approximately 12:00 PM" in a Microsoft Sam-tier straight voice
If you have a character with a meme catchphrase then cash in on it, Blizzard.
>achievement whoring in random brawl
Suckeerrrrrrr