/twg/ - Total War General

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>FAQs & General Info
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>Steam Groups
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>Total War Warhammer
Mods -- twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure he isn't garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to and engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation

WORST PAGODA

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tried that first sadly user, didnt work for me. I need to figure out a way to reference Mousillon in that table I linked

thanks user
mount and blade never

Ahhh /twg/… the eternal general

Rollan!

Draw a unit, /twg/
Lets see that artistic ability

Rolll

Compare Warhammer with Shogun or Napoleon

Napoleon: reskins
Shogun: recolors
Warhammer: new 3D models, new animations

And unlike R2, Warhammer units don't look like shit.

They even upgraded to a 64bit engine, something forums like twc have been crying about for years

So, judging by the far increased development resources necessary to create all those diverse non-human models and animations, and the major engine overhaul needed to transition from 32bit to 64bit, which will benefit future TW games, I'd say it is acceptable for them to amortize the cost over 3 full-priced games in a trilogy, if people are willing to pay of course.

But if they start splitting historical games into trilogies, that's when it's time to get mad.

>mount and blade never

>But if they start splitting historical games into trilogies, that's when it's time to get mad.
And that's the only thing I'm going on about. I'm completely fine with how they're doing it for Warhammer given the enormous differences and uniquie mechanics between the factions.
New factions when REEEEEEEE

if our daimyo is to become shogoon

military ruler of all japan

last reveal it was looking barebones as fuck and thats after 2-3 years of development

Is Warhammer worth getting now or should I wait for the patch?

Nice autoresolve
If they had pistoliers I'd probably get fucked, but outriders can't shoot on the move so as long as there's some gobbos chasing them they won't do shit

Give me my Skaven, man-things!

Yes and no.

Kislev when tho

Actually, has anything been officially announced besides Bretonnia?

Skaven, any elves or ogres are the ones I want the most.

Also have they said if daemons of chaos are going to be a thing or not?

Kislev had bear hussars right? I want bear hussars.

>barebones

youtube.com/watch?v=UEOjFjo3ayw

Any news of CA being at E3? They might release some info on the DLC there

Anyone have tips to decrease the loading times in Warhammer?

only that Tsar has bear doesn't he? Idk lore

>everything looks improved
>except for the actual combat animations

WHY

>tfw no Karl Franz rule 34


I just wanted to see him endure some unconscented actions :3

this looks fricking baller as crap!!!!!!

Install it on an SSD.

>tfw no 50ft inflatable Karl Franz to put in my garden

Finally took Nuln, it's quite odd how sometimes middenland gets the aversion penalty to relations with the empire and sometimes middenland gets it, but never both at once that I've noticed. Not on normal anyway.

Calm down Slaanesh.

Go to 24:02

youtube.com/watch?v=3P8AYtiaaFE

>>how sometimes middenland gets the aversion penalty to relations with the empire and sometimes wissenland gets it,
Fixed.

pls no, if you want to fight the battle of manassas that much you should look into one of the civil war mods for napoleon or empire.

Combat looks like a total fucking mess. Bad!

Yeah, Daemons of Chaos will be in the game too, but I guess in the last expansion with Dark and High Elves.

>Lizardmen & Tomb Kings will get in sooner

How badly do you think they'll fuck up Daemonettes and Keeper of Secrets? Because there sure as hell won't be tits.

i remember some user on launch saying you could family share this game and still do co op by having one player launch and then go offline or some silly workaround like that. is that legit or not? i want to share this game with my brother

Oh no, forgot Lizardmen, they'll be with DE, HE and Daemons.
Tomb Kings should be in the next expansion

Tits DLC?

>tfw chaos campaign and have 0 desire to use any units other then endless hordes of chosen with a couple knights as backup
i want to like monster units in this game but just don't

Heresy?

>Caring about tits in a game in the age where a vast number of free porn exists

>mfw using that Bretonnian mod

I fucking love using peasant armies.

Considering the Warhammer fanbase I'm fairly sure people clamor for Slaanesh boobs in TW 95% due to lore accuracy and not due to watching them bounce on the battlefield.

Even GW has kept the tits in almost all editions.

>KILL THE SOLDIERS, OUR LIEGE LORD DEMANDS IT
>COME ON LADS, GET STUCK IN
>FIGHT LADS, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Say what you want about the voice acting, but I really think CA nailed the Bretonnians. Especially since I live in the West Country and have met people who genuinely sound like that.

GW doesn't have to worry about a rating board that can keep their game from being sold in nearly all stores.

>map indistinguishable from warband.
>Terrible graphics on campaign map
>ugly fucking word font for writing that was never charming or desirable just lazy and hallf-arsed
>textures just so shit
>shit clipping all over

Its looking like a 2008 game and has no fucking charm or heart to it. They need a new design team, a new setting and just a whole lot of work to pad the game out before even starting on the rest.

>people are hyped for this shit

>I said it again

They're daemons, seducing people is what they do. Tits help with that.

Make a monster only stack with Kholek. It's fun to play as long as you limit the auto-resolving.

rate my army comp

They did already tone them down for their younger audience though.

The in-game ones will probably the tamest version yet. But there'sll be mods for that, I'm pretty sure.

If they are suppose to seduce people shouldn't they have a juicy, delicious cock?

Anyone capable of modding living tier 1 empire soldiers into vampire counts army? Please /twg/ you're my only hope

>I fucking love using peasant armies.
This, can't wait for Bretonnia to be an playable faction!
Blessing of the Lady for Grail Knights, Grail Pilgrims, proper magic lore for Damsels, quest battles with Leoncoeur and really comfy starting position until Wood Elves, Beastmen and Skaven are introduced.

It will be great!

No you faggot go back

Are chosen troops worth the extra upkeep? They don't seem much better than the regular chaos warriors and the regulars get more troops per unit.

What do you think is under the loincloth?

Need more artillery,also
>those unit sizes

>Want to try basic modding but keep getting too intimidated by the tutorials

> Official depictions of Deamonettes will always be horrific male/female/crab matchups

Why can't we go the Sigvald route with this? Is there no way to make Daemonettes look good without being anime? How can you balance alien warp-stuff with appealing human features?

The problem is there are only a few units with good voice acting and all the rest are awful. The worst is the voice of the advisor from Attila. He sucked in that game and he sucks even more in this game, and the new one is fucking awful too. Why couldn't we have a gobbo advisor or an orc advisor for the greenskins, a super deep voiced long beard for the dwarves, a gloriously mustached lord as an advisor for Franz, a seductive vampire for vampire counts, and Sindri for chaos, and if you fight the empire he'll mention something about the fools cower in metal boxes with a different tone of voice.

But user its lore that they are a female/male/crab monster,why do you want them to look more appealing anyway?

The warhammer fanbase won't be looking their boobs bounce on the battlefield.

You do realize the whole point of the bretonnian army is that the peasants don't have to do the fighting right? As opposed to the empire.

you can ditch the shield units, and i sure hope you don't plan on auto calcing anything with those giants and chaos spawn

The point of the Brettonian army is that the Knights can do 90% of the killing while the peasants do 90% of the dying.

>surrounded by 20 good men

>and Sindri for chaos
That would make it too obvious.

Only one? Mate you have some lore reading to do.
1d4chan.org/wiki/Slaanesh

They aren't exactly doing most of the fighting, you're right. They're mostly for dying while keeping the enemy locked in their place (-> anvil), the knights do the hammering then.
A bretonnian army still should've lots of peasants for flavor

Knights are on the frontlines you dumbass, the only peasants are the bowmen

I'm surprised there hasn't been a 'high-impact sexual violence' image for him yet. I've yet to see anything interesting to crop for it though either.

>mfw first time seeing Dwarfen Siege towers
Holy shit they really are the masterrace

Who cares, he was a great voice actor. Hell, get the guy who did general sturrn to be the advisor for empire.

>Knights are on the frontlines you dumbass, the only peasants are the bowmen
I guess you never read the bretonnian army book?

DAWI IN THE TOWER

well what else are you going to spend your currency on? They are quite an improvement and you are unlikely to have more than three stacks which is easily sustainable.

>tfw finished long campaign on VH in 200 turns with one stack

Fuck I love Sigvald but Chaos armies are seriously lacking in play styles because of the way the campaign works.

>dwarven masterwork construction gets destroyed by a few dozen arrows

men at arms?

>They're daemons, seducing people is what they do
Actually, daemonettes don't seduce people. The only ones who'd fuck them are chaos worshippers anyway.

>no shields
Good luck with 90%of your fights aka sieges

>Siege towers don't get damaged by siege weapons

>shields
>mattering

Armour is the relevant stat.

both forms of Iron Breakers really are completely shit.

I thought it was lore that they were intensely alluring to whomever saw them. But I never get that impression from their artwork. I know it can just be explained with 'muh warp-magic', but just once I'd like to see them outside of ripping people apart limb from limb in a more appealing form.

>tfw

Men at arms are trained soldiers you retards, not peasants.

No really they do matter
See how quickly your chosen greatweapons die under missile fire

Iron Breakers only have one form, and it is great. You might be talking about Iron Drakes, and Flame Drakes are dope.

Yes they do.

...

Well they do everything to get themselves off, which means sensory overload. Be it pleasure, pain or whatever other perversion Slaanesh feels like indulging in at the moment.

>When you runnin down fleeing empire units
youtube.com/watch?v=MC0S60Gp5rM

This retarded post gave me cancer

>tfw 9 units of ironbreakers in one army
>tfw enemy army routs after one volley of the grenade throw

Uh, they don't. Atleast on Normal aka the AI doesn't get bonuses up the ass mode.

how are they even going to do lizardmen? aren't they on the other continent? would you have to cross the ocean to fight them? same for skaven, aren't they where the american natives were?

it'd be a pretty boring starting position for them if there's only the undead,lizardmen, and skaven on one big continent and you have to cross the ocean to get to the other one.

or would they do it like in medieval 2 where it's a separate campaign that's set in the other continent. even then, would all the factions be included?

What does it matter you autism-enveloped brick? They are peasants that either signed up with their lord to fight or were conscripted in a time of need. The armor they wear is worth more than their lives, they considered so lowly by the nobles.

Oops, I was recruiting a fuckton of Breakers (which I love), but yes I was talking about Drakes (both types).

I'd take flame cannon over flame drakes most of the time. Flamedrakes get blocked firing angles way to easily

They are and it is warp magic, the disguise falls eventually but usually not before you're getting torn into pieces with your dick hanging out.