Overwatch General - /owg/

>tfw I only bought a 10 pack because I wanted crow reaper.

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I want Reaper to sit on my face.

>in b4 fat replies

real talk though her legs arent thick enough. Her concept art shows that shes clearly a bigger girl with beeg tits.

>teammate stands outside of the point and shoots at the attackers
>calls the team shit when we lose

Mei is mine

I'd like to toss my hat in the ring for Jesse McCree!
I'd like McCree to toss his hat into my ring!

maybe they are shit if the other 5 allowed them to get on the point

it says something about how horribly designed mei is that she is one of the worst characters in the game and people hate her all the same

Tracer claim.

We will go adventuring and much fun shall be had.

>/owg/

Her concept art shows her carrying a huge gun and wearing goggles too

but for some reason one one of these is 100% totally canon not fat just curvy

If they don't know how to contest the fucking point, they are just as shit and can't say anything

so this game is pretty much unplayable if you're not in a 6 man pre-made then?

why is this allowed?

LUCIO IS CUTE

CUTE

AND PURE

>join game
>on defense
>6 pharrah on offense

some cuck from these threads was in the game too >>>> all over the place

best ass

How do I convert a controller pleb to a mouse pleb?
They just can't mentally understand all the benefits a mouse has and always will over joysticks and say 'I'm doing better with a controller!'
No shit, you have years of practice...

>76
>Roadhog
>Widow
>McReeee

who the fuck goes all pharah

play him 1v1 and whoop his ass, crediting it all to the mouse

What a great way to greet your players

does this actually make people mad? It's not like "get raped faggot" or something obviously mean. Just saying the game was easy (even if it was in OT) is more funny than triggering

>people use green text arrows anywhere that it doesn't make your text green
>people say "that feel when" out loud on mic
Do these people have no shame?

11th for Bastion the best girl

explain to me how exactly is pharah any more difficult than other characters in the game

hard mode: you may not mention quake

I've said that and they claim the two hours more in Overwatch will make me win. Which is bullshit.

that's like the easiest shit all 6 to counter

First you plug in your mouse into your computer (usually you will need to find an unoccupied USB port for this)

Then you put the mouse on a solid surface in your hand and use it

LF > Healsluts

>forced 50 isnt real

If I get matched with low lvls does that mean I suck?

Doom.

lol what

yes

Best Lucio skin? I have a thousand Overwatch funbucks to spend.

She's not, you don't even need to go into the air with her to be good.

so is he playing on PC with a controller then?

Best winston skin?

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Yes.

>Had a pretty great winning streak yesterday
>Lost every single game I've played today so far (5)
>Check out stats

Hrmm

Slow rockets and no mobility
>hurr you can conc jump
That's shit compared to other mobility abilities

I fuckin knew it i would get this legendary. Guess what highlight intro i have? Yeah you guessed right.

Its the superior one, where it covers his hair. At least its the most hipster hanzo skin, i hate okami and lone wolf even more. Also the winpose with him crouched looks good.

The one where he has facial hair

I feel like i only win half my games /owg/, whats going on?
I always play perfectly with all thoughts on the objective and my teammates.

Don't mind us, just conducting some monkey business

lmao what the fuck

I'd let McCree high noon my ass.

>trying to kill Mercy
>she flies away to her teammates that's 50 miles away

haha what a fun game hahahaha!

>Lucio's alt fire requires ammo AND is on cooldown
This is just silly, why not just one? Either does not require ammo with a longer cooldown, or takes much ammo (like entire clip) and no cooldown

>no mobility
>wahh projectiles are hard even though i have a 120 damage weapon for direct hits with good splash

pharah players are retarded

wut

>Mercy
>not Lucio

Enjoy losing

Auditiva > Ribbit = Hippityhop > Slapstick

>play Roadhog
>Junkrat on my team follows me everywhere

B-bro

cause a retardedly good character gets even MORE utility by having a push off fire mode

What is Roadhogs favorite food lads?

because pushing away enemies is the best ability a hero can have

forced 50%

What's hanzo's best voice line?

i can't help it

>good spalsh
It's a flashbang

>play Roadhog
B...bro

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So would I!
D. Va!

hot
monkey
dick

my personal favorite is

>im a trash character and everyone who plays me is shit please GOD dont pick me because i contribute nothing to the team

How cancerous am I?

Hes talking about Rocket splash damage or are you pretending

What

She is a huge floating target that is easy to kill

Did anyone else just get kicked off?

her rocket splash does like 20 damage at best

>Enemy McCree E+M2'S everyone
>Go McCree and kill him once
>We're able to win

McCree being the best counter to McCree can't be changed soon enough.

I'm notsaying it should be more accessible. Just have one usage condition, not two separate.
If it worked the same way McSkill's Fan The Hammer it would make much more sense.

>pick torbjörn
>potg is me getting a triple kill while searching for a health pack

I fucking love this hero.

I was on the same team as a guy named Harambe Revenge and had only played Winston for 35 hours

>see somebody play Reinhardt or Mercy
>play Soldier 76 to help them win
Is anybody else a nice guy?

Widow being the best counter to Widow can't be changed soon enough.

Is it canon?
Have you fapped to it?

I want to play Phara's mom

if i turned out to be a professional gamer i would too user.

these desu

>that ribbon
cute

>1k gold at level 26

how many boxes did you buy user, be honest

Tbh senpai I would prefer the "get raped faggot" because I just know, KNOW that the fucker who is saying "ggez" is smiling the most smug fucking smile and it just absolutely enrages me.

I know its meaningless. But this kind of little shit triggers me. Constantly torbs and bastions getting potg when they do close to nothing or press q and kill one person

>Not having a poster of yourself in your room

Do you not?

It makes me mad when a Bastion player does it. Otherwise not really.

>completely flubs a 3-man knockback
>wall-riding so low he might as well be on the ground

this webm disappoints and enrages me

>Notice we dont have damage
>Pick Reaper because he's semi-tanky and and deliver fucktons of damage
>Mei: "Please dont pick Reaper"
>Proceeds to feed hardcore and never use her ultimate

I adapt my picks to the teamcomp but I really stopped being nice after that incident.