Dota 2 gulag /d2g/

>Wake up
>BigBabbyOneLans is officially BigBabbyTwoLans

REMINDER THAT

SECRET

AND

EG

BOTH LOST AND

O "ORANGUTAN GANJA" G WON

1st for Petyr

>out of nowhere
2deep4u

>wake up
>team liquid lost 1-3

THEse MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN CHOKE ARTISTS HACK BITCHES. I'M NEVER BETTING ON DOTA AGAIN

What if Alliance do well in ESL and get a direct invite to TI?

I'm scared.

Also how do we fix Secret, EG, Liquid and Na'Vi so they can win TI?

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cant

Did you not learn that betting is for degenerates, pham?

Are the Newbee OG games more worth watching than the finals? it seems to just be 4 stomps in a row.

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>Being a degenerate

xD

>parents leave the house for a bit
>don't know if I should spend that time sneaking in a quick game of Dota or to masturbate

What do I do /d2g/?

youtube.com/watch?v=NiayoqypQwg

>tfw no President of the United states hero

>a bunch of irrelevant players in black and orange clothes.jpg

masturbate

you might never get another chance

reported, fucking underaged shit

Add me and you can do both :3

was the shooter white or what?

No, mudslime

Would you a Sister Moon?

why are there so many fake tweet pics today ?

>caliberate too early on main account, get 2k mmr
>get better at game after a while of playing
>make a smurf account and get it to ranked/caliberated
>get 3.5k mmr on smurf now that I know how to play the game
>buy compendium on main account to reset mmr now that I know I'll get a better rating
>win 7 out of 10 caliberation games
>get 2.4k seasonal mmr
>now 2.3k after my last match
>in every game I'm doing better than my team
>last match was 17/5 as invoker but safelane sven fed 1/8
>mfw I actually am the only constant in 2k

fuck this game
fuck this fucking game

Dark Seer

You should fap with me!

Post Steam and we can masturbate together qt :3

that one maybe

the landwhale from the video? no chance

Where do I find the shit colored animated weeaboo dashboard?

too THICC

>Esports are over
>ERPers come out of their cum smelling caves

Like clockwerk.

what a qt

>tfw no President of the United States video

No thanks.
I don't do lewd stuff with normen.

wow did you think that for yourself?

I'm not a normie I'm a cyborg ._.

>Like clockwerk.

I'm well oiled!

I'm a neet trap, you wanna do lewd stuff with me?

>sperging out over the difference between 2.5k and 3.5k

i mean there is a difference but honestly it's not worth getting a rageboner over.

Post Steam!

You first!

@145290909
reported for avatarfagging

o-okay but please don't bully :X

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>3-1

what a good morning

>actually blowing their strats before the biggest event of the year.
???

He's a big guy.

Are you guys enjoying this meta?

>tfw CK didn't get picked at all during Manila

damn she's hotter than my sister

>40 minutes of team tilting and shitting on each other, WP WP WP WP, GG GG, wards wards, you suck etc lul
>Keep positive vibes despite this and stay calm
>Win
The secret is out, time to hit 5k.

HOT DIGGITY ANOTHER ANEE MAY THREAD I LOVE THESE

which hero is most anime weebs?

Why do you have to faggen up the thread everytime

He gets mopped up by a lot of the popular carries at the moment and his illusions are pretty trash in this teamfight meta since they will just melt instantly.

>actually thinking there won't be at least one balance update until August.
???

And the updates will target OG's heroes, precisely as Peter predicted.

But it's the same guy, fuck off

>mfw I've won

I bet he had a purdy mouth.

do you wanna play dota with me? im looking for someone to play with

CK is really good at fighting early as long as there's not a strong bunch of AoE heroes picked.

And it seems like AoE early teamfighters are all that's getting picked lately. Earthshaker, Sven, Spectre has her dagger and Refraction, DP, Invoker, Radiance carriers are as popular as ever.

Dotards?

Its not, you can tell by the timers

>OG heroes

So is Icefrog nerfing all the heroes? How else do you nerf

9 0 0 0 M M R P O I N T S

?

>Earthshaker
you fucking wot m8?

why does slark have bunny ears, dotards?

What about Earthshaker?

have you ever seen a bunny?

Doesn't help that drums are shit on him now, giving less STR and AGI than before. People still build it on him for some reason.

Are you really saying he's a popular pick right now?"

>precisely as Peter predicted.

so that's the reason EG are underperforming - the wrong heroes are OP

Not oiled enough to be a good hero in this meta, though.

A lot of people have zero understanding of item builds beyond "get mkb for pa", and will just follow the default item build.

Well duh. Sumail has been shit since the storm nerfs

I'm saying that Earthshaker utterly shits on CK and is not worth a ban unless you're gonna try to pick CK.
At which point the other team probably realizes you're gonna pick and Illusion hero so they just draft a bunch of AoE.

Plus Dendi did fucking work when he went Earthshaker. He's not super popular but he's not at all weak.

No it's not, the guy samefags to get real traps to add him
Look
2 mins apart on posts
and the second image is the one he has on his steam profile

and heres the trap he baited to add him
fucking ERP mental problems

Would you lick her armpits?

Who gives a single shit about what Chinese girls want? The only ones you ever see that look halfway good only look like that because they suck 5 old man cocks a day to stay out of the rice fields and factory lines, Chinese also shit in the streets and trample people to death in crowds. I'd rather an African chick at least she could dance or hunt for water in the desert or some such.

Definitely.

When's the patch coming?

This post was me but the rest aren't

So is CK sleeper OP, or is he just useless when the enemy has any amount of AoE to counter him?

Only 2 of thoose posts are from the same person

?

Friendly reminder that RIGHT NOW Lobster Dooms' mother is weeping over the corpse of her son after he killed himself from embarrassment of being laughed at by THE ENTIRE STADIUM AND EVERYONE WATCHING AT HOME

Chinese girls LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWED TO MARRY foreigners any more. it's the law now, seriously

eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/china-bans-interracial-marriages-for-females-no-plans-to-restrict-men/.

The latter.
He needs to not have a shit mana pool, and not depend on his 140 sec cd ult to be relevant in fights.

he's inherently a splitpush hero and probably can't be made truly viable without Wisp because of how powerful they are as a combo.

>Navi wins TI1, smallest of all
>accordingly, very slowly, over the course of a couple years, Navi became shit and never again was relevant

>IG wins TI2
>soon after, they became trash and iG was never relevant again

>Alliance wins TI3 in a dominant fashion
>immediately becomes trash and stays trash forever

>Newbee wins TI4
>knowing they are getting hit by the curse they stop giving a shit and play mobile games for a while, eventually disbanding and reforming to avoid the cuirse, but in the end they have been choking in the final phases of each lan. somewhat avoided to become fully trash with their strategy.

>EG wins TI5
>unexpected from a NA team, looks like it took the curse by surprise so the curse didn't take full effect until months later but nonetheless the team exploded to the point they will have to go through open qualifiers next year

Which team will be destroyed by the TI curse next?

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Thanks for all those (You)s, cutie!

All me desu

what the fuck am i doing wrong. i am 2.4k shit and i want to get better.

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