/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Welp, wish I'd played more than seven games now.

Long live the queen!

Well at least it was close

She's not a Queen, she's a Princess!

Game is hard

Marie is the Queen.

Trying my own hand at writing some Splatoon fics. The difficulty I'm having with basic things such as sentence structure are only making me appreciate our own writeanon even more.

I'm glad Splatfest is no more an "pick the less popular team to win" event.

keep at it user! the important part is not to write an amazing fic, but to improve and most of all, have fun doing it! putting your heart into it is the most important part.

We need a pair of octolings who'll be the Scanty and Kneesocks to the squid sisters' Panty and Stocking.

Cheers user. Don't even know if I'll end up finishing it, but it's just as you said; to see if I improve at all.

Friends with Octarians!
Following the ruuls with Octolings!

No.

How about a pair of male octoling celebrities, and we give Callie and Marie canonical boyfriends?

Even worse.

Fucking LOL, naturally they'd date the enemy species that they've confessed to EATING.

>How about we do the worst thing possible for idols

Hot.

At least it would defunk the debate whether they are in fact idols or standard pop stars.
I mean shit, for all that's been said they could both already be married.

They're not idols. There's no debate.
It's not a debate that would even need to be ended. The fuck?

OBJECTIVELY THE TOP 10 BEST WEAPONS IN THE GAME

1) E-liter
2) Dynamo Roller
3) Octoshot/Tentatek Splattershot
4) .96 gal deco
5) Range Blaster
6) .52 gal
7) Neo Luna Blaster
8) Zink Mini Splatling
9) Splatterscope
10) Carbon roller

I mean I know that, they can't be idols based on technicality. They already do everything an idol couldn't.

I don't see the Kelp Splat Charger on that list.

Replace the Octoshot/Tentatek with the Wasabi and you got it right.

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I'd hoped you were dead.

is that user who wanted to play with me after the splatfest still here?
i can't use my tv right now but i can still add you/exchange e-mails or something

Toasty

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Spicy.

I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.

Anyone else find the Bamboozler MK. III to be the easiest Banboozler by far?

>Spamming someone who isn't even a real character

Yeah I'm here. I can't use mine right now either actually, but if you'd like to shout me your code you can message me on [email protected]. I'll send an actual request maybe at the end of the week.

Burst Bombs typically make a weapon much easier to wield.

EU Splatfest banter

Who's ready for another splatoon update announcement at e3?

Part 2

For once that's a bit sour on Callie's part; what threat?

>Squid Sisters World Tour!
>Third batch of Sheldon's picks!
>New Testfire!

The threat of bad taste

Bet you can't make it bigger

Touche.

What a new testfire even be for? It won't be the same because everyone is a master of the game by now.

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Quick question, for shooters like heavy Splattling and Splattershot, do you have to aim a little further in front of the enemy? Like a roller?
None of my shots are hitting.

Still best weapons

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The Heavy is cool. The Mini and the Hydra can burn in hell.

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How do I edit my Rank? For deranking purposes.

I'm just passing here to say if you want cool gear and weapons from amiibos, but for free or not the amiibos themselves, search "amiibohax".

You're welcome.

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fuck off lean

Master race wins again, get fucked moralfags

>shitty tumblr memes
smfh

>Game has been out for a year
>Not owning all of the Amiibo by now
>Being poor
>Being uninvested
Who's the master race here

Been saying from time that ranked turf war should've been a thing.
Now they could get rid of the unneeded 6x multiplier.

The "moralfag" meme is retarded.
>cheats at children's games
>steals the content from children's action figures
>I'M SUPERIOR TO YOU

Once again, would not work. Ranked modes are all heavily teamwork based, Turf War is not.
And the multiplier is very much needed.

>Mammenmii
Japs have shit taste in squid noises, Woomy is far superior.

well /ink/?
what team are you?

>Still no reply/answer
;-;
Help guys, I'm losing my rank here.

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Post the link to the video that explains how to do it. Search not turning it up

Bamboo shoot, I guess.
I don't know what these snacks taste like but whatever, gotta pick one.

Move to Japan
Aim anywhere

personally i'm rooting for callie!
i think she'll look great in yellow.

>Turf War is not
Good luck with that.

>the multiplier is very much needed.
doesn't really need to be 6x now they've started to address the problems of all the good players flocking to one team.

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I was going to call you lazy, but since I like helping...

youtu.be/FL3ZO4y5QhM

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When are we gonna get new shoes? There's like 3 times as many of hats and shirts

kek

more like shitty

Mushrooms are nasty

I do I make it so I unlock the gear instantly
I don't want to play the challenges

Callie is OP as fuck, best character in the game by far

what are you, 5?

Pls nerf

pls remove

I think Callie would be a Reinhardt main. No guesses for what Marie would be.

Winston?

By no guesses I mean you shouldn't guess, because the answer is so obviously Widowmaker.

Be quiet Marie

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Just realized that as far as actual characters are concerned, Callie and Marie are the games main protagonists. And maybe Captain Cuttlefish also.

but there are also Agents 1 2 and 3