/tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General

>Todd walks on stage
>Announces TESVI
>"And I'd like to bring out lead writer for Elder Scrolls: Nerevar to talk a bit about the world and story you'll be exploring."
>Nothing happens, awkward pause
>Audience starts murmuring
>Todd clenches his teeth
>A coffin is slowly lowered from the top of the stage
>Out from it emerges a hairy man in his underwear
>He stumbles
>Stares at the audience
>"Elder Scrolls fans..."

Kirkbride is a fucking hack.

I am hyped

not because I am unaware of what Todd will do

but because I have the strength to be hyped regardless

n'wah wah wah hemmie mang like we wuz we wuz nah hur me out mang like chimer n shit mang aint no gold man we wuz black man the star and moon cursed us mang we was kings man then dang ol nerevar fuckin conspuracy mang ol almalexia fuckin mane like couldnt keep her legs shut mane like muatra mane we wuz kings fetcher

...

3 hours and 41 minutes to prepare your waifus.

>yfw Todd announces "Elder Scrolls" a reboot of the popular roleplaying franchise

More than 100+ hours till Synn ready right?

I will get it for my PS4 or Xbone for shit and giggles.

>implying anything will happen

since when do you nerds need an excuse to spam waifus?

Post it.

So she finally got him?

>100
you sure show lots of optimism :^)

the man is right bois

I got a question followerfag, have you downloaded Snakestone? And if so, did he show up as nude when you console commanded him to you or if you went to the Bee and Barb?

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>Reads the 36 Sermons
>Reads the Book of the Law
>Reads the Book of Lies
>Reads 777
>conclusion: MK is a Thelemite Prophet trying to convert people via video games

Did someone say spam waifus?

Hold yer horses. Not yet.

ye but only spam good ones

No, not regular Goaty, post the gender swapped preset.

wow

Let's give this another go. Have you had any luck finding Tuva's Dragon Sword of Lainlyn mod yesterday ?

>TES6 gets announced tonight
I'm ready.

>The Elder Scrolls: Waifu-Maker Studio
IT WILL BE A GLORIOUS SHIFT OF GENRE

I want that dress.

>see thumbnail
>"Hey that looks kinda dope"
>open picture
>mfw

Was anything good announced at EAs conference?

Just mass effect andromeda

I want the waifan tools to be even more archaic so that only true slider masters can have good waifus.

>2005+11
>EA
>good

EA hasn't made or done anything good in years mate

Does anyone have the Blades Bikini armor converted to UNP?

>you sure show lots of optimism

Don't crush it please senpai.

I didn't want to spoil the plot but Snakestone is actually the commander of the /tesg/ army. It would have been very stupid to have an all-female army imo.

Gender swapping is hilarious.

>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a kwama egg
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest Temple
U BE SAYIN
>drinks sujamma
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens up a bottle of skooma and pours some for his fetchers saint jiub and indoril nerevar
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>sends out a chirp on the memspore about dis and goes to check in with his temple priest
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>tilts chitin helm
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for cliffracers
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
>scopes for lore and backstory
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at argonian slaves playing dice
SOM FINNA
>chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
>sets down tub of scathecraw
HOL UP
>strokes mohawk pensively
WE WUZ
>throws up tong signs
SOM FINNA
>swings from canton banner
WE WUZ
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
>participates in silt strider raid
HOL UP MUH N'WAHHH
>converts to the tribunal
U SAYIN WE WUZ
>repeated moon and star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
>sells skooma
WAIFFUUUUUUZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>evolves from mudcrab

He said good

>Was anything good announced at EAs conference?

>/tesg/ army
Who or what are they fighting? What is their goal? What is the motivation behind that goal?

How many waifu soldiers do you have so far? What waifus hold what ranks within the army?

>good

Is this swapped Juno?

We gotta fight the Count n'wah

Im glad more people are using the follower, but I still gotta ask. Did he show up naked? Wanna make sure I didnt fuck anything up.

ya'll fuckers slow down man, i'm trying to read the thread.

And how are they going to fight the Count when there's no Count follower

I'm sorry, I haven't figured out what it's from. I could only guess that maybe it's from a pack of some sort.
The only way I think I could find out is seeing if I still have a save game from when I did that Tuva set. It's really a small, low-res sword. Why do you want it anyways?

have an imagination Levar

Cute and smug.

There's nothing worth reading.

>no Count follower
>implying followerfag won't make it happen

Try again user

It'll be lonely posting all by myself though.
Hentai China Dress

IF THESE

FUCKING JAPANESE RICE NIGGERS

DON'T STOP RIPPING UGLY AS GARBAGE ARMORS OUT OF PS2 GAMES

AND IF THESE FUCKING SHITBLOGS DON'T STOP POSTING THEM AROUND THE CLOCK

IM GONNA PULL ANOTHER HIROSHIMA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Then go download it on the nexus. China dress

No, not when TESVI gets announced in 3 and a half hours.

>The Elder Scrolls: Mass Effect

It's the year 2016, can we stop pretending Arurun is anything but a shit waifu with a retarded ugly face? There's a reason she has an ass the size of Neptune and 99% of her screenshots don't show her face

>Punchelf x Saqqara x Arurun
W H E N N E H W

If the dwemer were so advanced, how come they never mastered space travel?

The Dragon Sword of Lainlyn was my favourite sword in Oblivion. I found one or two versions of it for Skyrim, but those are quite low res. I wanted to compare, hoped that maybe yours is a bit better quality. Didn't think it would take that much effort to find it, though. So, to answer your question, autism.

Heceril im sorry she left you

Arurun is honestly one the best waifus here. Stay mad.

>TES
>space

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HOW DO I CONVERT ARMORS

i need to convert 1 CBBE and a few 7B armors to UNP

this post makes my autism levels skyrocket

ty for this unexpected troll

Outfit Studio

everything is worth reading.

too bad I'm going to be asleep.

>TESVI gets announced in 3 and a half hours.
You mean 1 year

but how?
and does it take a long time?

>x Saqqara
W H Y Y H W

Who's this lizard man gettin' all the booty ?

TES:VI WILL BE ANNOUCNED.

MARK MY WORDS ON THIS VERY DAY

>Going for the inferior option when 3ds max and blender are free.
Why, user-kun?

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Not sure if "perfection" memeing or >pillar goggles

Pretty hyped tbqh

because they all have a similar body shape and Saqqara is sexy af?

>Diana will never fix his waifus' dumb face

Redhead Saqqara is 10/10 but the other two versions are meh.

@145313962
What made you think posting that again would bet you a (You) this time?
Not really. Punchy and Ruru have a nice thing going. No need to water it down.

Any cute shinobi clothes out there?

amen to that brother

Yes

What if they announce some kinda new project? Or.. what if its some kinda new fallout 4 dlc thing or like they are releassing VR patches for fallout 4. I just don't want to see you hurt user..

I don't know why people ship Snakestone and Yarti. They're just good friends and adventuring buddies.

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/34928/?

Longhorn

He's on a quest to bang every beautiful woman in Skyrim, your waifus next on the list.

Because adventure is code word for lots of anal sex.

>tfw you're a poor fag
>tfw when your pc run skyrim like shit and looks like shit
feels bad man, i just want some NLA ENB without shit popping up and stutteting.

Because adventuring with Yarti isnt just exploring deep caves.

Who would Snakestone really be interested in? Sexually

I bet Snek has explored her deep caves though.

There is no pictorial evidence of that