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Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

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Were they really just friends?

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Are you the rat queen/glowrat?

>gae got pumped full of lead in orlando with all those other faggots
rip

Does that look like "just friends" to you?

this pic always makes me smile

Too soon man...

I miss seeing squats at guild missions...

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We ordered lunch an hour ago..

Not me, I just like to post that picture in threads so the person who has that character gets called out in-game. AFAIK, they only ever actually posted it once or twice.

>tfw you will never get to hang in an mcharr only guild hall

Femsura swarm engulfing mcharr the second he steps out onto the beach in his birthday suit

Femsura swarm collaring and handcuffing mcharr in his birthday suit

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Justice Rat gagging and hilting herself inside a handcuffed mcharr in his birthday suit

femrat blindfolding the tied and gagged mcharr while laughing at him

No, both of them were shitposters

futasura mischief having their way with a blindfolded, gagged and handcuffed mcharr in his birthday suit

Femsura burying mcharr up to his neck in sand, below the high tide line.

I miss him

HOPE and FUN in the op are the only active/non-troll Veeky Forums guilds, don't try mislead people every thread.

Only pedophiles play Asura and only furries play Charr.

Asuran pedophile being put in prison by armed peacekeepers

Yes. I'd rather hang out with a furfag than a pedo though.

Naturally.

Who plays norns and salads?

>norn
Gay men in denial
>salads
Tumblrinas
>humans
GW1 autists

GW1 autists > gay men in denial > tumblrinas > furries = pedos. Usually pedo and furry are synonymous you twats.

>Usually pedo and furry are synonymous you twats.

femsura having consensual intercourse with a legal and post-pubescent colleague

>Norn Females
Those with amazon fetishes
>Norn Males
Children
>Humans
Default and boring
>Salad Female
Those who want to fuck a plant(I do)
>Salad Male
Those who didn't want to play female.

I bet you're one of those autists who spews "le white mantle xD!" shit unironically.

The definitive ranking:
furries = gw1 autists = gay men in denial > tumblrinas > endless powergap > pedos

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i have loads of disposable income and i want to buy myself a legendary.
what is the best gold buying site

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found the furry

Daily reminder that the White Mantle kept Kryta free of the Charr while every other nation fell.

Look at that smug mouse rat.
Why is she so smug?

>furries = gw1 autists

>it's another ratfags shitting up the thread episode

Don't trust her user. She pushed me off a roof one time.

give me the rat

okay

Just wait for Euro hours and your own kind will shit up the thread with cat piss.

you can't have this rat
she's too strong for you
you should ask for weaker waifus

For every obnoxious furfag there's ten boring human autists beating it to their FHDs.

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dont, they will ban you eventually.

>YOUR FARTS STINK MORE THAN MINE YOU RATFAG!
Femnorn mains aren't this autistic, godbless

>if you don't support our ratshitposting you must be a catfag!
how can an entire playerbase for a race be so delusional

GO you animal fucker nobody likes you

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>le futa horse cock :333
Nah you're just as bad as the rest of us. Ratfags are still on a completely different level

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>being this mad about shitposts

Why are rats so bad at art?

I just came back to the game after a break and what the fuck. The new lions arch is horrible. It used to have this brilliant ship skeleton design that I really digged, and Im not even into pirates. Now it looks like if it was done by modern day architects. Really shitty one. The great space management and many condignations were scrapped in favour of a big flat blob with vendors throw here and there. Who made this godawful decision. Can we start a petition to revert it or something? And fuck the sea animal buildings. They are disgusting.

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low wages

>:333
>Coming off as that kind of flaming homo furrykin
Charr mains blame rats for their problems
Human and norn mains don't care about charr and see them as the rainbow mohawk joke race that they are in GW and see asura as the shoehorned race
Rat mains blame cats for their problems
Sylvari are irrelevant

One time I didn't have internet for like 3 months and I ended up drawing a bunch of asura-loli porn in MS paint to pass the time.

Regular rats or specific rats? Also, why loli dude? Come on, man.

I was just impersonating your kind user. Keep forcing your futa fetishes on your joke race. :)

Regular rats and maybe some that caught my eye in game.. It was a phase user.. I got really nervous and deleted everything because I didn't want someone to turn my computer on and find my drawings

charr probs do like the smell of their own farts, thats pretty much what musk is anyways

Furry musk > pedo musk
I know that's the truth and you do too.

To be honest I roleplay as a femsura and pretend to be a little girl. It's even better when the other person is just as perverted as you because they try so hard to scour the taverns to find someone like yourself to fulfill their fetish

Go away Fluusi

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>charr pretending to be asura
grow up

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>blaming charr
Everyone in their right mind hates you pedos, not just the charr.

I ERP on every single race. Where is your god now?

he's right here

Oothier is not a god. I would crush him in an ERP battle with my superior writing skills.

forget your trip dros?

Prove it then. 1v1 him in thread.

Where'd he imply that he was a fnorn main? Believe it or not some of us consider you all obnoxious, but have a soft spot for the ones who don't spam it everywhere.

Countered by taunts and Sylvanas btw

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I haven't ERP'd as a msura/mnorn/fnorn, so user might have me beat

If only Calsi and Lani were here... they're so cute together......

>dies to BGH

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are..those screenshots or something worse?

Do you save ERP with guildmates?

Can guildmates rape you?

>fsura x tsalad
Oh my...That sounds like a very wet situation.

I want to go to the next Korrli orgy! I can't wait to stretch her lower buns!!

OK THE AUTISTS ARE DONE FIGHTING LET THEM FAP

I wanna know the contents of that one liner folder, honestly.

>no thuman x fsalad

gaaaaay

Just friends, user.

That one liner folder lmfao

>no mcharr x mcharr
:(

just screenshots

I don't really ERP with guildmembers, it leads to weird shit

I might get those logs someday

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