/owg/ - Overwatch General

my headcanon is that zarya has a thing for older men and has a massive crush on soldier 76 and Reinhardt

>it's a double Genji on defense episode

THICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Jesse McCree! Learn you some things about Jesse McCree!

How can I listen to music and play overwatch at the same time without completely hindering myself?

Why's Winston so small here?

Also could that robot be Liao? I don't think it's Zenyatta.

>AWARD CEREMONY SKINS
>N E V E R
>E
>V
>E
>R

>win a match
>lose next one because LMAO DOUBLE GENJI
>get placed in a game in progress 0.5m from end at defense
fuck off.

Impossibru
Footsteps are paramount

did you break?

mute game music (but not sound effects, voices and the like)
play music at super low volume, low enough for you to still clearly hear sfx

>tfw you can't throw orbs while charging zenny's balls

Don't try to speak for other people
I can hold onto hope

I will say "the south"

WHERE IS THIS GUY

>tfw

>k-chaw

That got me

HEAD CANON TIME

>Jack tried to turn down command. He was pressured into accepting.
>He never wanted to stay in Overwatch or to accept the burden of being a hero. That's exactly why he was given power over the most dangerous group of people ever.
>Zarya is very feminine, and uses hair color and nail polish to make herself look more girly.
>Genji has the high score on every video game at every Overwatch base.
>One day, Reinhardt is truly going to snap and see everyone as monsters. Everyone is afraid of when it is going to happen.

double genji vs double hanzo

which is worse

TURN IT UUUUUUUUP

>until you see her face

>tfw you get the Genji that's literally A_Seagull, but Russian.
Trash talker, but damn did he fuck the enemy up.

Memes and butts aside, I think Dva's backside looks very nice.

Who's your favorite

>Offense
>Defense
>Tank
>Support

Tracer, Junkrat, Roadhog, Lucio here

Metzen only came up with him a couple weeks ago so wait for more history stuff to come out.

Hanzos at least have useful ultimate and they can kill shit at random. Genji is always a dead weight.

How far south? I'm technically "the south" too. Although instead of rednecks and niggers it's all tourists and old people.

Drunk shitter looking for some friends. Group with me for a little while.
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PC
NA

>tfw terrible aim
>pick torbjörn
>suddenly I'm good

holy shit, all I have to do is be creative with placing my turrets and I get kills/assists left and right.

Just realized it wouldn't make sense for an Omnic to be a founding member of Overwatch, I'm fucking dumb.

>Hanzo charges his arrow faster and can change between his arrows whenever he wishes

>Kill shit at random
That's literally all Hanzo does. His his primary, his lol shotgun arrow, and his ult. He just does stuff and hope someone walks into his telephone poles.

...

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

post cute potg

Torb is even more deadly if you learn how to lob his gun's m1 and use the M2 at close range.

Georgia

Pharah
Mei (Torb is close)
Roadhog
Lucio

Agreed

That Lucio truly hates Widowmaker.

Genji
Junkrat followed very closely by Torb
Reinhardt
Zenyatta

Pharah
Torbjorn
D.Va
Lucio

Torb is a fucking beast. People underestimate him because so many bad people play him.

I absolutely fuck people up with his gun.

That's hilarous.

>WE WILL NEVER GET THESE SKINS

I'M LOVIN THIS

>dat D.va ass

goddayum

No I'm sorry I was just busy shitposting in an E3 thread! But here are five fun facts about Jesse McCree to tide you over until the sun reaches it's zenith!

1. McCree wears a red pancho!
2. Red is the cutest color!
3. On the range > riverboat!
>: Country boys are the best!

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>tfw they call you a nigger one too many times

I'VE JUST JOINED 5 SHITSTOMPS ALL WITHIN 30 SECONDS OF LOSING

STOP FUCKING RAGEQUITTING AND TAKE YOUR LOSSES

>play solo
>always lose

>play with group
>win and get +3 gold medals every game

Explain why this game isn't fun when playing solo, its really pissing me off.

Pharah
Symmetra fuck you she's obviously defense
D.Va
Zenyatta

Reaper
Mei
Zarya
Zenyatta / Lúcio (tied)

>playing Winston on koth
>go apeshit
>don't know wtf is going on
>get like 6 kills
>potg

huh.

>Watchpoint Gibraltar
>enemy team is really kicking our asses
>Say fuck it and go Zarya
>we push through, difficult going the whole way
>get to the end, we're twenty meters or so from capping it and just cleared it out when three of the other team comes out of spawn
>Graviton their asses
>triple kill
>payload gets to the end, we win
>potg is a McCree spawn camping us at the start.

No game, fuck you.
Fuck you right in your hypothetical ass.

Is Amber the golden one that looks like Prince Stennis's armor from The Witcher 2?

76
junkrat
roadhog
zen

need aus bro friends to play with

Hiding#1419

yup

>tfw Soldier 76's legendary skins all suck

Because Blizzard's matchmaking is absolutely shit.

Because you get to fill that one spot when it's two 5 premades.

Because like most teamwork orientated games, you do better with teamwork

I was actually thinking of moving up there eventually. Close enough that I'm not super far from my family but far enough to escape the deadly traffic and humidity. Maybe we can share rent and be cute fuckbuddies together.

Tracer
Mei
Zarya
Mercy

>WE WILL NEVER GET THESE SKINS
Reaper's, Torb's, and Mercy's we already have.
Rein without armor is noooope.
We'll likely get Mcskill's Blackwatch skin eventually, and we have no idea about Ana's.

As for the rest, I would like them, but we probably won't get.

>arriving at the Temple of Anubis
>prepare to attack!
THIS IS FUN
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR
FUCKING FUN

Junkrat :^)/spoiler]
Torbjorn
Zarya
Zenyatta

ebola?

>Offense
Pharah, though I'm terrible with her, so I mostly go 76
>Defense
Junkrat, how can you hate his face and massive amount of explosive ordinance?
>Tank
Zarya or Roadhog
>Support
Zenyatta

>implying 76's legendary skins aren't all great
>implying literally every single one of his skins isn't great

Second only to Pharah with how good his skins are as a whole.

>teammates so bad that you have to repeatedly kill Tracer and Reaper for them
>while playing Mercy
>And get silver frag

I don't even know what to do with this game at this point.

McReee
Bastion
D.va
Zenyatta

Would you guys rather have an unannounced hero release and just log in one day to a pleasant surprise or would you want two months notice and a lot of reviews/info from the test servers?

"Reinhardt
From the Germanic name Raginhard, composed of the elements ragin "advice" and hard "brave, hardy". The Normans brought it to England in the form Reinard, though it never became very common there. In medieval fables the name was borne by the sly hero Reynard the Fox (with the result that renard has become a French word meaning "fox"). "

Pharah
Means "joy" in Arabic.

Mercy (aka Angela)
Feminine form of Angelus (see ANGEL). As an English name, it came into use in the 18th century."

Let me know, babe

feels bad man

Commando gets a scifi M4, it's really cool.

Tracer
Widowmaker
DvA (tanks are gross tho)
Mercy

Evel Knievel is a meme skin and looks like shit

Gold is better than the Commando skin

Two months wait time so we have more to discuss than TEAM UNGA ME BUNGA LOSE

I've been winning on Anubis attack much more lately. Before attacking on it and Volskaya were my least liked but now it seems like I win on each of those in under five minutes.

Please stop. This is so embarrassing to watch I have transcended normal cringe and my spine is actually sliding out my anus.

>Arriving at [king of the hill map]

smugberry a cute
CUTE

>THESE SHITTERS ACTUALLY EXIST AND PLAY ON CONSOLE

xth for cosplay

IIRC this guy did Symmetra too

>first pick
>HANZO

I meant the ones we don't already have

And yeah, Winston, and Rein/Pharah without armor isn't happening.
But Genji's, McSkill's, Tracer's, and 76's would be really cool

>not charging into battle with your cape waving behind you in the wind

Shit taste.

>The way he ults and comes slamming down

fucking brilliant

>tfw no succubus(male) gf