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Broken tier:
Widowmaker

Overpowered tier:
McCree, Lucio

Powerful tier:
Mercy, Reinhardt, Winston, Zarya, Genji, Tracer, Junkrat

Average tier: Hanzo, Pharah, Roadhog, Soldier 76, Mei, Torbjorn, Symmetra, Zenyatta, Reaper

Weak tier:
D.Va, Bastion

Which hero legendary skin should I buy, excluding Genji and Junkrat because I already got one for those.

You stood by and let this happen

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW TO GET BEHIND THE FUCKING SHIELD, FUCKING GOD. I FUCKING SPAMMED IT IN THE GODDAMM CHAT WHILE THE MCREE AND HANZO FUCKED OFF TO GET THEIR EBIN FUCKING FLANKS AND ALL I HAD WAS THE FUCKING LUCIO. WHO CAN PUSH WITH A LUCIO IT'S MAD. ARE THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME LEGIT RETARDS, AM I ACTUALLY THE RETARD I DON'T FUKCING KNOW.

how to get good?

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>you'll never make Mei's eyes roll up in pleasure

But I sure as fuck can make them roll up in agony as Junkrat

She looks like that turkroach with the knife.

Anyone got any non-reaper Reyes pics? I can't find nearly anything that's not a shipping pic.

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>she adds nothing that the game needs

Putting aside the fact that I hate her, and feel like she's the most un-fun thing to play against, you're actually right. I never thought about it, but I honestly cannot think of anything that Mei does that feels like you NEED it sometimes. Like, she doesn't hard counter anything, she's just there. We already have counters to the flankers, we have tanks that suppress lots of spam, we have Torb, Bastion, Junkrat, Pharah, a lot of things for locking down a single area.

She really doesn't do anything, or bring anything to the table. She's just an annoying character that exists to be annoying, and if anything just add a plus sized girl to the roster. She's stupid.

refer to

kek

>not having 70% win rate at least by playing broken supports

>tfw all silver

Reminder that you are not a Quake god.

Stop picking Pharah for cool points.

We need damage dealer that is reliable and won't be picked off in a second.

Pick up the fucking slack, unless you are shooting at sentry guns and Bastion stop playing fucking Pharah.

Remember to treat mercy players like trash because the little sluts are into that shit

I'm looking, might actual have some good ones underneath all the random shitty ones and scraps I've picked up.

>She doesn't hard counter anything
Genji
Lucio
Reinhardt if she's not retarded with icewalls

hey masteroverwatch

maybe you should ignore anybody under 150 games in your score/min categories, those scoreboards are dominated by people who have barely played 30 games. they're even less representative than your other scoreboards.

>that fucking nose

How am I going to get better if I don't practice her, dumpass?

>agony
>implying she doesnt enjoy that sensation of getting blown up

WHAT A FUCKING HEADSHOT GET OUTSKILLED SON

Heres hoping that doomfist is black and looks like fucking terry crews and talks like him too
thatd be hype as shit, making quips about his biceps and shit talking people while being lighthearted about it, all the while fisting the shit out of them.

if youre losing and you have 4/5 gold medals, the rest of your team are clueless idiots

goddammit rein duels have to be the most fun i swear

Arctic Zarya

>Someone is selling printed DVa bodysuits
>Market will soon be flooded with DVa cosplayers
>Nobody even makes their own suits anymore.
>Just these crappy flat spandex factory made pieces of GARBAGE

Back in my day cosplayers had integrity! They had gumption!

>caring about 3rd party internet points
>in children's FPS
>with artistic 20 tickrate and visionary hitboxes

TIL

VALHALLA

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any game with a widow, mccree, or 76 on the enemy team is a bad game for pharah. hitscan is too strong for someone with half a kit focused around being airborne to exist

>cosplay
>integrity

jajaja que ?

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>black
>ass isn't even fat

What's the point?

Nope, nerf this one

except he is white
even the successor is white, you can tell by the pixels

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Daily reminder that this may look sexy to you virgins, but the smell is actually god awful and will make your dick soft when trying to intercourse something so sloppy. kissing would also be an impossibility

>Death cam of getting shot by widowmaker
>One head shot gives her 30% ult meter

Is that a Nigsian?

m-mercy is alright I guess

WHY IS TRACER GIGGLING SO MUCH?

I'VE GOT THE BEST DEALS ANYWHERE

>winning with torbjorn or symmetra on attack
>winning with torbjorn or symmetra on koth +

>playing mei and being personally victimised and hunted down by the enemy mccree

this makes me wet

Post some of those pink Mercy healslut gifs

because she is a brit stereotype. they laugh at everything.

>play game without Widow
>have fun

Here's what I'm talking about. Look at this art right here

>Varying materials for different parts of the suit
>Actual physical bits stuck on, like the character

This here is good cosplay

>that yobo pharah mercy webm

I hope he has a short range grab that lets him use an enemy as a shield. I also hope that they have new and old characters interact with each other in voice lines.

Hey cutie

>tfw you were appreciated

>Mei counters Lucio
What? Not only Lucio can just sanic out before the freeze gets real but he can just casually push her fatass away. He can ride on ice walls.

Nothing counters ebin skate healer man. Except WHOA THERE and hook man if he don't miss his manlet hitbox.

What d.va skin do I get? I kinda like the epics a bit more than the legendaries, but I have enough coin for any.

I think her default skin is actually the best but sometimes you just want a bit of variety

I picked up the game recently, so I'm like lvl 22 or something but it feels like I'm matched with bunch of potatos nearly everygame. My team usually ends up picking something like 2x widow, genji and two other offensive heroes, then they do nothing all game, and I either end up winning the game 1v6(sometimes 3v6) because half of the team does nothing. I am in situation where I can either pick tank and end up killed by entire enemy team because mine won't bother or an offensive hero where I will at least take most of their team down along with me. Where doest this lack of thinking disappear?

What are you some kinda pussy?

I'd get in there tongue down her throat, taking a deep inhale of the mountain dew breath, fingers in her cooch till shes wet then hump the fuck out of her sweaty dorito covered body until we're both coming and collapsing in pure pleasure and exhaustion

If that sorta thing puts you off fucking someone then you've clearly never had a marathon fucking sesh. You get thirsty, you get hungry. Snacks and drinks get in/near the bed. It gets messy, you dont care. You fuck anyway and shower after

whatever you lost

You don't have to be a Quake god to get direct hits with those fast-ass rockets. Landing them on other flying Pharahs is easy enough, let alone on someone moving in 2 dimensions that isn't Widowmaker.

My "direct hit" percentage is still roughly 25% whenever I get a commendation card for it.

or his ult is he grabs an enemy and uses them as a weapon, the heavier and bigger the enemy the slower the swing but harder the hit

>tfw double cap achievement

Holy shit user 5 gold medals? are you a god or were your team mates complete mouth breathers?

Use this
Cringe.

>someone picks mercy.avi

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healslut's mad you took her upboats and probably upvoted herself

>5 gold medals
>FIVE
>AS FUCKING ZENYATTA
>WITH ALL DAMAGE DEALERS ON TEAM

dude I feel your pain.

you should have 12 votes or at least 11 if you want to stay humble

>open a lootbox
>get a recolor of a legendary I already have, two duplicates, and money
Gee, thanks Blizzard

Zenyatta's portrait makes him look like a presidential candidate

MAKE OMNICS GREAT AGAIN

Would you want Mercy as your doctor?

Thanks user, will appreciate.

Why does everyone hate the most fun hero?

She counters everything a little bit, which is WHY she's so annoying.

People complaining about bad Ice walls are silly. Other characters make bad plays that do just as much damage to their team's position in the game, it's just that the wall is more obvious.

What do I generally do in games?

How do I do enough damage?

>still weighting for a cosplayer to actually use skin tight latex or leather for d.va cosplay for ultimate realism.

>still waiting for junebug cosplay

>still waiting for someone to build a d.va mech

>still waiting for a hanamura arcade.

sorry for wanting to get good and thinking that i can figure out what i should work on by comparing my stats to highly ranked people

for me to have the audacity

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What mouse sensitivity does /owg/ play with? I've been using the default sensitivity, but I feel like I can't do the jumping around and juking I see people doing on youtube to dodge damage but I've always been scared of high sensitivity in shooters

>healslut voted for herself
>shit talks the other team
worst kind of cancer

Now you have her in the best color.

>people pay for this hot garbage

>but the smell is actually god awful
that's the best part

>that bitter Mercy

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Level 120

Who dares challenge my virginity rating

>whatever you lost
Mercy players should be gassed.