Mass effect general. /MEG/

E3 edition. Lost hype, lost potential and lost people.
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Previous thread Nurse Underwood sitting in her office, alone, bored. Wondering why all the PIs stopped. Just when they were getting fun.
In this thread.
>Dead hype
>Squished Normandy
>New spaceships.
>Reused models and designs that don't make sense.
>Cozy little homes drilled out into the rocky plains of some desolate planet.
>Worrying obsession with mass effect.
>Crabs.
>The judging glare of your predecessors.
>Longingly reminiscing about your first play through.
>Trying to forget the end.
>Neo mako looks like a toy.
>Hairless twink and a guy who likes to shave people. Coincidence?
>qt elcor waifus.

>qt elcor waifus.
Yes pls.

Second for cute

what program did you use for this? photoshop?

>mfw Bioware's entire presentation was to just announce another presentation
Why even get on stage to begin with?

I wonder if this is an exploration area or part of a mission area.

>>Hairless twink and a guy who likes to shave people. Coincidence?

Lol.

>gif
>fucking 500x281
Just fucking KYS you fucking faggot

Mission area, the exploration areas will be large and desolate.

Or it's a small settlement like the ones you find in the first game.

Theres gonna be another one?

She is pretty cute.

Yep, photoshop. I used puppettransform for the lips and a whole lot of skewing and free transforming to mash the face into place.
Clone brush to clean it up, and the regular brush and the eraser on low opacity to clean it up. I'm pretty happy with it, for a quick little thing.

But I'd be interested to see the one that you were going to do.

[Bashful] Human, your compliment makes me blush. Elcor can't blush, her cheeks flicker erratically. looks like she hasn't updated iBlush in awhile, how will she get a human lover if she can't even blush like one of their animes?.

I was more surprised that all the people they interviewed before the BF1 play were rappers, gangbanger looking types, and snoop dog.
But the ME presentation was pretty shit, especially that stock footage of rockets. Waste of time in the slot.

Those graphics look pretty rudimentary now that I can view the image longer than it was showed in the presentation.

Mark my words, that character is going to be another Sera.


Also, goodnight /meg/ I'm off to bed. Sleep well and have a nice night.

G'night eddy.

A nasty cock slut.

Goodnight eddrf, rest well.

>Yep, photoshop. I used puppettransform for the lips and a whole lot of skewing and free transforming to mash the face into place.
Clone brush to clean it up, and the regular brush and the eraser on low opacity to clean it up. I'm pretty happy with it, for a quick little thing.

I really need to properly get into photoshop. paint.net is fine for basic stuff but I've already hit the maximum you can get out of it I guess.

>Those graphics look pretty rudimentary now that I can view the image longer than it was showed in the presentation.

It's also a screemshot of a compressed Youtube video. An actual screenshot would look better. It's like gameplay videos of The Witcher from those year's E3 where you could also download a non-compressed video that looked much better.

I doubt this one will ever look good

>It's also a screemshot of a compressed Youtube video.
Sure, but the texture work and shaders seem shit.

"""nice""" asari face, but what about our BT female waifus???

Dropped due to budget concerns, the engine would have to be rewritten to handle jiggle physics and the enormous booties.

onlee if u buy xcloosiv Khar'shan edeeshen DEE ELL CEE
U hughmon? too bad!

so is mass effect jumping on the survival sim / build a base fad that fallout 4 jumped on? not really feeling the barren planets with prefab colony buildings thing.

Goddamnit, I was looking forward to seeming those succulente honeys in shiny or leathery clothing.

what is this hambeast supposed to be?

Dick Ryder.

>hambeast

She's not fat, though.

Ugly

Yeah, I'm really disappointed by that. The only good thing coming from SJWs with their retarded ideology is fat asses and thicc thighs. But no, they're all going to have the same exact body model again. One for men and one for women, can't have chubby women in the future.

she's got a fat face and a fat nose. she kinda looks like the fat cop from season 1 of fargo.

Is there a SINGLE chance for romance with an alien that isn't human looking?

Not really, while her nose is fairly large, her face is quite slim. Defined cheekbones and jawline, for example.

depends, did you remember to pack the hanar?

So maybe she's just a kike?

>Is there a SINGLE chance for romance with an alien that isn't human looking?
You can fuck a nigger in ME2.

Mediterranean and Middle Eastern people sometimes have large noses.

would you look at that?

I'm not really sure. One one hand, you have the Hulk-looking thing with horns in Dragon Age Inquisition, on the other they might just be continuing the trend Mass Effect had. Assuming you mean the females of alien species.

Looks like an Indian with blue eyes.

She looks like a rip off of Ellie from TLOU, who was already a rip off of Ellen Page, who isn't even attractive to begin with

TOKEN NEGRO!!! YOU FINALLY REYSIST WHITE BOIS ARE GOONA GET THE ROPE NIGGA

Shieeeet.

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fucking negroes

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That new Asari is pretty cute to me

still not exactly sure if it's an asari at all, she's shown exactly at the moment when the comment says "Teeming with alien life and civilizations."
wouldn't be surprised at all if that was a "new" race

What is wrong with you?

do you also like men, by any chance?

waifu dreams /meg/

going to sleep, too.

Triggering biodrones on bw's forum is so easy, just say something about cdpr and they get mad.

Ugliest asari in the ME universe.
I miss liara already.

The male romance options are now DA:I level.

What do you do?

The fucking bug eyes man, holy shit.
They look like they belong in pixar.

I get the Asari are aquatic, but we already have one amphibian race.

>there will never be another Femshep

MEA is destined to doom

Do people still play ME3 mutliplayer?

Either the female main character or one of the love interests.

I seriously hope that whoever the male character is isn't a minority or some kind of nu male looking dude.

>le ess jay dubya boogeyman

I'm assuming we have character creation still, why would it matter?

Also, are we going to have multiple voice acting choices in this one? Having a black guy with a white voice is weird.

It's not really a boogeyman if you can actually see it and it's actually destroying what you love.

Enjoy being on the wrong side of history :)

>main trailer is revealed
>pans down at the end to the main male character looking out into the distance
>see this

What do?

literally Hila

Shrug and make a white guy.

What is this ugly thing

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your new waifu

Maybe they have good asses.

they look like men

So did Miranda half the time but she had the best ass in the series.

All Bioware does is disappoint me. No idea why I care about this game.

The simple fact that it's been 4 years and for 2 e3's they've only shown presentations for future presentations is highly unprofessional and a joke.

>highly unprofessional
[citation needed]

>Miranda
>looking like a man

"no"

>Miranda
>best ass in the series

That title goes to Diana Allers.

>saggy tits fugly bitch

i'll pass

G A R Y
C O L E M A N
I N
S P A C E

you can't deny dat ass though

well... yeah

You're owned by EA and the best you can present is a short video of nothing in 4 years+?

This, the e3 before ME3 they had a full on gameplay demo. 5 years later... Andromeda better be a masterpiece.

Didn't their head writer leave? Sounds like a troubled production to me.

>le ess jay dubya boogeyman
How is it a bogeyman if they are self confessed ideologues?

>That title goes to Diana Allers.
But she's the reporter who lets anyone who grants her an interview fuck her in the ass bareback and goes a2m without blinking. Miri is pure and perfect.

Would
Would
No
No
Maybe
No

I salute. Here's to you, President Obama

I'm sure you have this confession in full, ready to present to us.

I can't wait to see the diverse/ugly male protagonist and squadmate now.

Just check their twitter or any interview you chucklefuck. They are quite vocal about wanting to pozz video games. Curry Thunder held talks just about that.

Quarian on the left?

nvm

Those flying whales look like the ones in that upcoming scifi caveman game

>blue
>tentacle hair
Duh.

>snooki
How about no.

ded

>still using the avenger rifles
Jesus christ, like cmon. They haven't issued a new standard rifle yet? What the hell is up with that?

Presumably, when you're going to a new, unknown, potentially hostile environment with scarce logistical support, tried and true is better than bleeding edge.
That or they genuinely think Avenger is 'iconic' rather than just fuckugly.

>establish over and over that Asari are an all female race
>get this
Yeah okay Bioware

It was a default starting rifle in all three games, wasn't it? They probably do think it's iconic.

Why does she have eyebrows? Asari don't have those.

tfw this is a human who got cosmetic surgery to make himself look like an asari