/blaz/ - BlazBlue General

She wouldn't give you the time of day when you're this useless.

>Nine in the OP
Its shit

Well first you bunga

The mexicans got to her first.

SUPER

Stop searching for BlazBlue art on deviant art
I wanna rub her pregnant tummy and tell her our child is gonna be just as beautiful as her

>psn won't let me stay signed in
Fuck this

16th for Izzy!
Damn Im late.

>uses script
>still gets blown the fuck out

Best /blaz/ thread of the month already.

10/10, Celica status = beaned.

This isn't the latest you've been so its alright

still 20 minutes faster than your script

>butthurt Callumfag thinks is me

Blessing the thread!

Image won't load for me, I guess that's a good thing.

Needs some Plat

she's growing

Go away

Sure

...

Sorry but I gotta go guys

Thanks for hosting.

ICO YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH YOU DENIED ME MY VICTORY! MY SATISFACTION!

GGs

> That feel when no one will ever claim an X-th post for me.

WHAT DID I EVEN DO
i had to go to the washroom and now the room's gone
didn't you win like almost all of our matches
I hope you never find an user to cuddle with irl squirrelgirl poster

You want fame? In this hellhole??

>WHAT DID I EVEN DO
You closed the room mid match faggot

>I hope you never find an user to cuddle with irl squirrelgirl poster
but why

wow that wasn't my room, it was twelfth's because my room kept randomly kicking people at the start of matches
>but why
because squirreltits keeps beating my ass of course

>wow that wasn't my room, it was twelfth's
Oh. Shit that's right. Now I feel silly, I'm sorry.

>spoiler
Fuck you don't wish eternal loneliness on me because of that

Your missing out on the best part of that image there.

Whoa, tone it down there buddy. I just nutted to Makoto at 20:29. Don't make me do anything rash.

>dakimakura with two different characters on

I could think of much worse fates for filthy beastkin.

I don't think I am

I can't make you do anything

Fuck you snek I'll fuck you up.

nobody should be on team shitters
except pupwa

No need to be this racist. Pupwa is a fine player. He can do blocks and reads with the best of them.

t. pupwa

then show me a replay of those do called reads and blocks.
oh wait it doesn't exist.

>tfw someone beats you in the mirror
>when they don't even main the character

>racist

Pupwa is WHITE.

>tfw someone beats you in the mirror
>when they never even played the character before
>and they're playing stylish

This. It hurts so much. Never been so salty.

Sounds like you dicksuckers need to learn your anime fundamentals. Best get on that Guilty Gear grind. Come out and play a real game

I want guilty gear shitposters to leave.

my waifu > your waifu

But my waifu is Celica, haha!

But you're my waifu pupwa.

you dont have a waifu

Your waifu is just as important as mine.

fuking stop saying P*PWA right the fuck now!

do you know how many of us are getting triggers by the mere mention of [pup]*?

I like your waifu.

/fgg/ kick you out again?

Ignore them its not that hard.

There other ways of keeping the thread alive besides forcing the Pupwa meme and posting random stuff that makes no sense. Like, discussing about Mori direction in character designs or about one own opinion in regards to the story. Also on how Mori like retconing stuff that he establish in the games with spin-off works that cause conflict with the narrative that he previously set up.

>Mori like retconing stuff that he establish in the games with spin-off works that cause conflict with the narrative that he previously set up
I don't think that's intentional

he just has no fucking idea of what he's doing

Mori is an intelligent man, his competency has been proved time and time again and it's certain that he knows what he's doing.

...

So how likely is it that Ragna will be killed by Jin in the end of the story?

You guys told me Hakumen is easy but I can't win any matches. I feel cheated.

63,87%

you're not pressing 4C hard enough

50/50

I doubt it'll happen though, not when BlazBlue is about defying fate. The story of the world has it that the hero always kills the monster, so I think it's a given that the hero won't kill the monster this time around. Ragna will destroy the world's order.

This game is too hard. I can't play any of the characters and all I do is lose.

>press 4c
>azrael ducks under blade
>press 4c more
>he love phantoms me

nice strat blazbabbies

you shitposting again takanub?

But between Ragna & Jin, who's the hero and who's the monster :V

Mori is the highest testosterone video game dev in Japan.

You should be able to solve this.

I was like you once.

Then I decided to finally get good and play Stylish Terumi exclusively.

Man, some normie friends of mine shared a video of a black /blaz/ poster who didn't know any girl to ask to prom, so he took his favorite game, BlazBlue: Chronophantasma Extend to prom with him (danced with the box), and the first thing I thought of was "yep this is so typical /blaz/".

>II

but takanub plays azreal?

Save all your meter and get a random counter into shippu

takanub plays hakumen and tager too you takanub?

Is it Celica?

She's my hero

>hero

>Trying to do new block string against people online
>No one is blocking for it to be any use.

It's her fault Ragna's life was shit in the first place due to her awful parenting skills.

Obviously Ragna is the hero, he actually has a sidekick and the ladies love him.
Or is Ragna the protagonist known to the world as a monster and Jin is the hero? I forget these things.

>Practicing a new combo but fucks up literally every attempt
>Try doing it today online and I magically manage to do it
>Opponent is left with a sliver of health and then gets BTFOed because I suck

takanub must also use litchi i bet

>Ragna is often called Dark One Grim Reaper and Black Beast
>Jin is called Mr.Hero and other great things
Holy fuck its not hard

she was a good mother and best parent in the entire series

>Getting wrecked, not even allowed to play
>Somehow get a hit in
>"Finally, now's my chance to pull off this combo I practiced!"
>They burst

Yeah no shit. I'm not sure if you noticed I was trying to be cute with the whole ''heroes have sidekicks and people love them'' thing. The spoilers had the real answer. Or did you want me to specifically say Black Beast and Mr. Hero?

>implying she can even compete with best dad

Playable Ripper when

why does everyon hate me i'm jus trying to play. the blazblue community is the worst

best dad is a shitty meme for a boring character. the best parent is jubei

Tell that to Kokonoe.