/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

Reminder that Regis' actual waifu looks like this

Seems he's a tit man

B I G G U Y S

>gregor has joined the game

What exactly is wrong with the Witcher TV series?

you're still on about that?

Nothing. Go watch The Hexer TV series

Did big guy hump Vivienne last tournament? That's the prize, right?

The prize is obviously mad gains

Could just have a fetish for clothed sex

Won't stop until I get an answer

Reminder that Skellige deck is non-canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition and it's perfect just the way it is.

It's poorly shot, poorly written, poorly acted, poorly costumed, and poorly set
Shit overall.

Dumb midgetposter

What does Cirilla of Vengerberg's mother, Yennefer of Vengerberg smell like?

>do the group fight on death march
>team ded within seconds
>spend 5 minutes rolling around the arena
must have been an entertaining fight

Dettlaff

But isn't all of that due to low budget because Poland

That doesn't excuse it from being shit.

Lilac and gooseberries :3

Is that how the Nordlings do it? They are more barbaric than I though!

Any tips on the fuckin fist fights? You go down in like 3 punches max. and you need to fuckin hit them 20+ times. And if they team up it's even worse. You can't even heal yourself. What should i do?

And what does he smell like?

Masculinity

God mode mod because that clunky shit

git good and learn to sidestep

Don't bully midgets pls

I'll continue to bully midgets if I want to except I'll bully them with my dick

I'm going to feed testosterone to Ciri without her knowing about it

You'll just give her gender dysphoria, don't do that!

What are you hoping to accomplish

I don't care. I'm going to laugh at him.

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Ciri is a GIRL!

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Seems like it's working nicely.

Do not bully Ciri

I'm going to bully Yen next

I swear to god, if you give Yen testosterone too...

No. I'll let you know once I figure something out.

Vilgefortz please go

That would be entirely superfluous friend.

Did you kill him?

No, I watched Lambert kill him

Parry, pretty much the only way to reliably win.

Fist fights are clunky as fuck and it's really just a battle with the camera while trying not to get stuck on a piece of furniture. No shame in just setting it to easy since some of it is pretty bullshit, punches can literally do 3000+ damage in full Ursine, like it's percentage based but the opponent always has higher health and takes less damage.

You can also try signs, weapons and healing. You're not meant to but sometimes the game forgets to limit your options.

Yes, he was a faggot.
Spared the Honorton Witcher though, he was a bro.

git gud

Stay at range, this will normally bait a running punch that is easy to counter.

This is the best haircut/beard combo. Makes Geralt look like a professional man who knows what he's doing and not some homeless bum with too many swords on his back.

>those arms (?)
JUST

Is there any way to decompile the game's files yet? I really want the high quality version of this song; it is my favorite out of the entire game: youtube.com/watch?v=HeMa7p2oI7s

I don't know how these faggots got it in the first place. They link to this place downloads.khinsider.com/ but TW3 isn't even on there.

Nice tune

It's not in here either.

I just want the damn song without using a shitty youtube2mp3 converter.

so where is gwent going to be finally announced?

Probably at Microsoft's presentation.

*meow*

KEEP CUM
START NO BLAWLS

>You will never be a Witcher

JUST FUCK MY EXISTENCE UP!

MONSTER A-TEAM COMING THROUGH

You can always start traveling and doing odd jobs for low pay
Practically the same experience

Well guess im already a freak and outcast. It just wouldnt be as exciting as hunting monsters and i could only dream of bedding the kind of women like geralt does.

Oh well.

I've come across a strange bug, no bandits spawning while I'm doing those hanse base things.

maybe you killed the signal flare guy too early?

I'm going to breed Yennefer with horses so that she gives birth to centaurs

That's not how breeding works

And great, when I closed it to see if that would work, I booted it up and as soon as I got into combat, it crashed.

Daily reminder.

>skip the grinding

When are they going to release a patch to fix the previous patch? And please no Marcin answers

Afraid you're not getting any answers, then

Fine. Any Marcin here?

We are working hard on CP and are tired of working on The Witcher so there will be no patch in the foreseeable future.
Regards, Marcin #25 from Community Management

Got it.

If anyone wants it, here it is:
mega.nz/#!K5shASwR!1A9De1-Y0lv8G34PjQS0AFCXZgu67ozZpKbjfiihWtU

I'm going to buy CDPR and fire you, Marcin #25 from Community Management

youtube.com/watch?v=XBPBKSGb1Xw&t=1m41s
easily the best scene in the game

If witchers can't feel emotion because of the mutations, how come geralt can get angry and fall in love and be happy and all that emotional shit?

He's full of shit

It's a myth. So is the "witcher's code", "neutrality" bullshit Geralt says.

Thanks, man

It's geralt's excuse to not get involved in stuff

Oh okay, so it's to show that he seriously doesn't give a shit about anything?

I just thought he was autistic.

Its autistic to show emotions?

Awww :3

So cute :3

Can this be done with Lambert and Keira?

It's autistic to not show emotions.

Where do I get red mutagens? I've got like 2837743 blue and green.

And is there no longer a best place to do selling? Do I just have to bend over and accept junk prices from everyone?

A specific type of drowners around skellige drops it. Level 17~18 i think.

Prices don't really matter because vendors have limited gold, you will often find yourself making vendors bankrupt. It's best to sell shit to the same vendors you frequently buy from.

>Anarietta teases Geralt over wearing old, out-of-style Redanian robes
>wears the same dress as Iris
It's a nice dress, no doubts about that, but it was really out of place here

Is that the Witcher 1 armor?

Is that a mod or a DLC set?