/utg/ Undertale General

nth for puppers

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REAL
MKID
HOURS

Heck yeah, even with that sea smell.

Post doge

skellydoos

Yeah!!

How about now?

Damn, man. I just was playing the bass just a second ago! Coincidences...

helping
mkid
masturbate

Dumdum

I can't believe someone cosplayed as shitty sans

what the fuck is that thing behind her ear-fins

I think I've found a substitute.

rare blue eyed chara is cute

xth for flowey

dummy?

Kek

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You can't?

>That chin
>Mysterious backpack
>Crocs
>>Crocs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crocs

>Blue eyes white Chara

It's still the best combination

Was going to post the blue eye chara I was offering but I'm on my phone and didn't expect this thread to be here so soon give me thirty minutes

As long as we're posting con photos...

Only after our first date.

>not pink heels
Shitty

Well, it's not really "helping" if you're doing all the work, is it?

Nor is it really "masturbating", for that matter
Especially if you're using your mouth

I have a benis.

But won't be an issue...? ...right?

I wish I could post pictures of myself with cosplayers, but then you'd know what I look like and I don't want that to happen.

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Put a sprite of your characterfag on your face.

Beats me literally

Undyne is a cutie, Alphys is the worst, come to me Undyne

You're damn right.

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This one was fun
I was worried you wouldn't do anymore

It is not nice to lie

oh i didn't know these were for a collage

fucking awesome

Shut up Alphys

where is the human/monster interspecies scene?

I think you sohuld namefag when you give requests out so people know what they are for

also why don;t you have pumpkins?

which one?

I've never requested.

Pumpkin's is on Trumpster

here

Talk shit, get get fished

the one where frisk gets tied up and bred by the downtrodden monster masses

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this one?

>undyne and alphys visit an orlando nightclub

I want to be between Tori fuzzy thighs

too soon

>Alphys wouldn't sick her mutants on the beta cuck
>Undyne wouldn't spear him to the death
>Mettaton hasn't already killed him by glamour
okay user

>They see dozens of muslims trying to hump a goat monster

>tfw infidel degenerate monsters get dusted

praise allah

>all monsters can be genocided by an 8 year old girl in an afternoon
>thinks a handful of monsters stands a chance against an armed, adult soldier
All your friends are dead user

attempted shooter was arrested for animal cruelty, assault on gotes

>implying Based Omar doesn't kill 51 fags instead of 49

Lol he has a gun

>strength of snackbar
>not being more than enough determination to wreck every monster

But then it's a picture of someone next to some cosplayers.

That is my fetish, so much. One of my favourites. "Bred". Just unf.

>still no fic where asriel takes his big big dick and vores your entire arm with it, his big urethra pulsating around your hand as he takes the cute piss, his hotjuice all over hand so hard you cummy instantly, the smell of your cummy making Asriel go superwild as he vores rest of you, and you in his balls, your body becoming the cummy itself that he cummies all over wall and he licks it up, you finally a tasty snack for Asriel to have, love forever and ever inside him!

Contentfags, even attempting a try? Guess not...

I how much can I trade this in for with the skelefags?

And they say /utg/ is dead? Good show, user(s).

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i'm not lying
it's true
you look nice today, user

>this will never happen to you but with Chara's futa dick

feels bad

Undertale dating sim when

Kek she's even just as thick as the real Chara is in the game.

with realistic vore and subsequent scat?

No. That's 99$ DLC.

Frisk is hot.

Frisk's hips grinding against you as you plunge balls deep inside her.
Frisk's fertile womb taking your seed.

What do you mean?

>He scouts the target beforehand
>Finds out it's full of gotes
>His snackbar heritage takes over and he just dates the gotes instead.

Gotes making the world a better place.

fiery frisk hugging chara and not letting go, despite their screaming

That isn't already a thing?

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Are you just one person posting these? I'm always amazed at your skill to write something so horrifying in such a hilarious way.

A child with LOVE
A regular human doesn't have any.

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Frisk being happy as they feel your spawn kick in their stomach.

Are you implying that adult humans are incapable of acquiring LOVE? Just checking..

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I was just talking bout burning stuff!

Don't make me jealous. I want to be the Frisk.

Charas ingame sprite is chubbo.

I think a fucking soldier would have a pretty high "Level Of ViolencE"

They are capable. But only if they managed to kill any monsters before.

People keep forgetting that Frisk can resurrect and re-do fights, and memorize every single move of an opponent.

>people who cut people's heads off, drown them, blow them up because they don't believe in the same god
>not full of LV